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Blazin Quotes

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LO_GO
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Whats your favorite Smoking Quotes? (songs,movies,Sessions...ect.)

Here's mine " When the stress burns my brain like acid rain drops, mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop"- People Under the Stairs

Aug 5 2010 6:02PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm in a box
Aug 5 2010 6:04PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
how high- "Dayum Ivory, I never knew you could stink so good"


and "it's 4:20 somewhere"
Aug 5 2010 6:06PM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
'pokin smot'

heard this one at my first job ever
Aug 5 2010 6:06PM
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ahmedthesailor
Posts: 314 - Karma: 38
"they ask me if I supply, I say nooooo.... It's evrrywhere we goo.." -Wiz Khalifa
Aug 5 2010 6:09PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
"ill smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together, i dont give a fuck"
Aug 5 2010 6:33PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
"if at first you don't succeed, then fuck the world and smoke some weed"
Aug 5 2010 6:41PM
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Panda-Please.
Posts: 179 - Karma: 18
funny i'm listening to acid raindrops right now.
Aug 5 2010 6:49PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
"thats how we do man rock the rythym, you would swear i had a motherfucking pot prescription" -chris webby
Aug 5 2010 6:51PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
lalala bomb song
Aug 5 2010 6:53PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
"smokin extreme spinach" - Jurassic 5


actually that quote sucks, extreme spinach is just a hilarious name.
Aug 5 2010 6:53PM
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dready
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
get stoned everyday like jesus did
Aug 5 2010 6:53PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
Aug 5 2010 6:56PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
def the best blazin song out there
Aug 5 2010 6:56PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
"What if there were a curse word nobody knew, and it would take an act of god to learn it, and once you learned it, your knowledge would be so valuable that you would be sent to a special heaven only for the people that knew that word"
Aug 5 2010 7:05PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
don't judge me monkey.

+K for grandma's boy.


Aug 5 2010 7:05PM
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LockyK
Posts: 404 - Karma: 16
"i am kwan, child prodigy"
"i'm jamal, a pot head"

How High.
Aug 5 2010 7:06PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

"I'm dreaming about being a blunt
I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah!
I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho!
I'm walking around and I just cant wake up."

-KRS

Aug 5 2010 7:15PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
your icon makes this quote really funny
Aug 5 2010 7:16PM
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dready
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
meecrob?
Aug 5 2010 7:16PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
"export green stash, import green cash"  alborosie
Aug 5 2010 7:38PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
work work work work work work, hello boys did you miss me last night?
Aug 5 2010 7:46PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Alex: I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the Green Monster, the Bling, and the Bling Bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint.

Dante: No one's ever been brave enough to try that.

Alex: One man is. Roll it.

Dante: I'll smoke it with ya' bro. We'll go to the loony bin together; I don't give a fuck. I'm videotaping this for scientific research! This shit'll be on The Discovery Channel.

Alex: [coughs] Don't judge me, Monkey.
Aug 5 2010 7:55PM
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mega.
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Aug 5 2010 7:57PM
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LO_GO
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What me and my friends say when we're around a group of people that dont smoke and we're tryin to get blunted "Yo man you tryin to dip out and hit up SACramento"
Aug 5 2010 8:00PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
stopping at a light on the latenight
fire up a philly blunt to get my head right
-eazy e


i blow it by the O O O O

oh well,
i roll up another l,

-wiz


I got more...cant think of em right now lololol
Aug 5 2010 8:07PM
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Slinger1x1
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i thought i was going to be the only crafty one posting a blazing saddles quote but you had to swoop in a steal my thunder....

fuck you
Aug 5 2010 8:21PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
sorry
Aug 5 2010 9:12PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
im high like giraffe pussy

Aug 5 2010 10:17PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
All my real Doggs still kick it with me
All my down hos still trickin' with me
All the true gangstas know
Nate ain't never loved no ho
All the hoodrats still shake it for me
All my true fans still checkin' for me
All the real smokers know
Nate ain't passin' nothin' but dope indeed...
Real trees...
Chronic leaves....
No seeds...

nate dogg, xxplosive


put the flame to the killa, nigga

dre
Aug 5 2010 10:28PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
you can smoke with the bro if you got ass and nice tits,
but fuck you with that "Im high off of life shit"
Aug 5 2010 10:31PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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The top one
 
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Aug 5 2010 10:35PM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42

"the world is so typical, i just wanna be higher then that" -Kendrick Lamar

and every other line Wiz Khalifa spits

Aug 5 2010 10:38PM
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Dainsey
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hands down dopest dope i've ever smoked-pineapple express
Aug 5 2010 10:53PM
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MADDECENT
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me
Aug 6 2010 3:41PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
Ill smoke with ya if you got ass and nice tits, but fuck that im high offa life shit. dirty meff aka method man
Aug 6 2010 4:19PM
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FerrisBueller
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i smoke da weed, da weed, da weed, until me eyes a bleed, a bleed, a bleed. ganja!
pass da trees, da trees, da trees, we always a bleed, a bleed, a bleeeed.
Aug 6 2010 4:54PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
pass that shit
Aug 6 2010 4:58PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Drugs are bad... read my sig mmmmkay
Aug 6 2010 5:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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"They say smoking marijuana gives you schizophrenia. Eh, well, it beats smoking alone!"
Aug 6 2010 5:15PM
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IdaHomie
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this one's gold...nice
Aug 6 2010 5:18PM
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ROOS.
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12 to 36 seconds

Aug 6 2010 5:23PM
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I_liketobutter
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"ryan, its not peer pressure, its just your turn."
Aug 6 2010 5:32PM
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K.C.dia
Posts: 670 - Karma: 275
"the doctors orders keep my eyes a bleed" illest out there
Aug 6 2010 6:12PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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man, what do we do? this weed is too strong for all of Kathmandu!
Double K, hes my man, if he can't smoke it than no one can
and they got high...
people under the stairs
Aug 6 2010 6:18PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306

hey hey hey hey...smoke weed everyday

Aug 6 2010 6:45PM
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oreopancake.
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Excuse me while I light my spliff, good god I got to take a lift.
Aug 6 2010 7:11PM
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oreopancake.
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Fuck I accidentally posted, I wanted to add this:



ganja, you love me for real

ganja, for the art of meditation, ganja for the healing of the nation.
Aug 6 2010 7:13PM
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LO_GO
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"if you feel away about the herb, remember that is creation divine" -Niyorah
Aug 6 2010 7:23PM
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2L208
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"Safety First then Teamwork" Pineapple Express
Aug 6 2010 7:27PM
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danderson.
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Sid: The, uh, doctor prescribes it now. *Hands Jay the joint* Heard you were sick to.

Jay: Hell, yeah.

Aug 6 2010 7:41PM
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