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Hemulen.
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two men are sitting in a pub. one man turns to the other and says:
"last night i saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house."
the other man replies "Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Robin, please, get in the batmobile.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, they are as physically able as any other human.
15 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
A rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar.  What you think this is a joke no really they walked into a bar because their job is tough having to hear about people's life problems.  They have problems of their own you know...
13 years ago
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peterries
Posts: 77 - Karma: 12
It should be a man walks into a bra but w/e
13 years ago
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
This needs to be in my threads
13 years ago
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
Why are black people so good at basketball?


Dedication and Hard Work
13 years ago
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
a man walks into a bar .....ouch.......he stepped on a nail
13 years ago
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahahahahahhahahaeha
13 years ago
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
elementary school.


13 years ago
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
theads haha
13 years ago
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
*knock knock*

whos there?

'-doctor

doctor i am not buying anything *slam*
13 years ago
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Danoo
Posts: 77 - Karma: 146
What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?


Cancer.





Knock Knock!



Come in.
13 years ago
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Danoo
Posts: 77 - Karma: 146
I remember my favorite. Why did the toddler drop her ice cream cone?

She got hit by a car.
13 years ago
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SassySloth
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Whats worse then breaking a leg? The holocaust
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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What do Ethiopian children do at night?




die.
13 years ago
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread.
13 years ago
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
I just lost so hard! Lol!
13 years ago
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Weeezy
Posts: 385 - Karma: 342
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo time to go to Auschwitz
13 years ago
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
A man asks his friend: where's chad's gap? His friend : Nowhere, ski patrol blew it up
13 years ago
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
a man creates a thread on a website asking is this a solid 7? entire population of said website mocks his post for years to come
13 years ago
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no_steeze
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tasteful...
13 years ago
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
Why are there so many homeless veterans? Because the mental effects of war in dangerous enviroments can be traumatizing and can be permanent in a persons life as they return from life-changing situations thus causing their mental health to be permanently altered, having negative effects on the way they interact with society after war.
13 years ago
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Suchy
Posts: 209 - Karma: 14
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Names
13 years ago
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
What do yout cald a peguin in rhe mdile of the ocvean with no legs? FUked
13 years ago
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
what is a vampires favorite food? vampires aren't real

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

how to you stop a clown from smiling? hit him in the face with an axe

how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself red and throw forks at her

what did the quadriplegic orphan get for christmas? cancer
13 years ago
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
why did the plane crash???
the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do santa clause and a grape have in common?
they both have beards... except for the grape

how do you confuse a blonde?
paint yourself green and throw forks at her

what is blue and smells like red paint?
blue paint

why did the kid drop his icecream cone?
he got hit by a bus

why couldnt the kid eat and enjoy his icecream?
he had no tongue

a building was built yesterday. it fell down today. why did it fall down?
it was made of cheeze itz
13 years ago
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specialSAWce
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,670
Your mother is so fat...
that she is at a high risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it escaped from a farm and did not understand its surroundings


13 years ago
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
a man walks into a bar....................................ouch
13 years ago
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-emile-
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why did the kid drop his ice cream ?
he was hit by a bus
13 years ago
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rareison
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why are you guys all posting the same jokes? because you are using the same website and not checking other posts
13 years ago
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.ZT.
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LOL!
13 years ago
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captainslack
Posts: 313 - Karma: 565
a man walks into a bar and suffers a serious head trauma.

If chuck norris has 5$ and you have 5$ then you have the same amount of money



doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains

that's because you have serious mental health problems and is why you've been committed to this psychiatric institute.


What did the african say when he had diarrhoea?

i wish i had access to clean water and basic amenities



what do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A large media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
13 years ago
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they
13 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Every anti-joke I can think of has been posted already, so I'll just go ahead in put this in mah threads. This is such a fantastic thread
13 years ago
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ballsofsteeze
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
don't know if this was posted already.

what do a grape and chicken have in common?

they're both purple, except for the chicken.
13 years ago
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
how many babies can you fit in a bathtub?
-17.

"knock knock"
-come in

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have Alzheimer's,
cheese and crackers

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.
13 years ago
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PaintedHearts
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 127
Hahaha I love this one...I'm a horrible person for loving these jokes hahaha
13 years ago
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,889
Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

No.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?

Black berries.
13 years ago
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totallyBakd
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
Why did Sally fall of the swings?
I threw a fridge at her.
13 years ago
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
Knock knock whos there the gestapo, time to go to auschwitz
13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
these jokes arent really that funny.




13 years ago
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
why cant jimmy ride a bike?
13 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932
Whats Brown and Sticky?

A Stick.
13 years ago
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
Because jimmy is a goldfish
13 years ago
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
stop repeating same jokes.. Please read even 1 page..
13 years ago
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
stop repeating same jokes.. Please read even 1 page..

Why did cannibal eat people?



Becuz he was hngry
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