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first off, im a sophomore in college. here's the scenario,i was out party hopping with some friends on the last weekend of summer quarter. we ended up coming home around 1 oclock, and one of my roommates brought this semi decent looking girl home. they we're both smashed, and went to bed. shortly after, i was on my room, which is connected to his, and could hear them going at it. when all of the sudden, my roommate busts in my room in his boxers and runs in my closet screaming "oh my god! oh my god! she shit on me dude!!!" i looked at him and saw shit smeared on his legs. and blood... he then proceded to projectile vomit all over my floor, and ran into my shower. while this is happening, im speechless. and the girl runs out of the room with all her clothes on, gets in her car, and drives away. (she ended up getting a dui that night) anyway, i look in his room and there is shit and blood everywhere. they must have boned in it for a while, because it looked like a taxidermy/ porta-potty. needless to say, my friend is scarred for life, and neither of our rooms will ever smell the same.
