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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

Its pettty stupid but can be fun

I picked Skiing and it gave me '4 out of 5 dentists recomend skiing!'




To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
Apr 18 2004 5:43PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
i typed in fuck and this came up
I Wish I Were a Fuck Weiner.


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
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Apr 18 2004 5:49PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
anal=We Bring The Good Anal To Life.


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540
Apr 18 2004 5:50PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
asshole=Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Asshole?




he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540
Apr 18 2004 5:51PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
hahahahahaha thats the best



he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540
Apr 18 2004 5:51PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Entered: Poop

All You Need is a Poop and a Dream.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 18 2004 6:04PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
typed=smelly shitty old man ass

Mama's got the Magic of Smelly Shitty Old Man Ass.
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does your mom have a unibrow?
- nina to unibrow guy
Apr 18 2004 6:08PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
Now with 50% more Skiing!
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
Apr 18 2004 6:09PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
We Bring Shit to Life.
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
Apr 18 2004 6:10PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Cow.
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
Apr 18 2004 6:13PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Made For Ass Rape
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does your mom have a unibrow?
- nina to unibrow guy
Apr 18 2004 6:14PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Cleans a Big, Big Stinky Wet Fart Of Doom For Less Than Half a Crown.
Apr 18 2004 6:55PM
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ski_honey
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
There's always room for tongue.
-Trix

[pulp fiction] Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?
Apr 18 2004 7:04PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
Steeze - Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Steeze.
-JMAN-

High North Session 2
Apr 18 2004 7:07PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Feel the Sex.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Apr 18 2004 7:12PM
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bakerlocal
Posts: 678 - Karma: 10
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Dirty Pussy.




You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.
Apr 18 2004 7:16PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
haha, wow, im already bored of that
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
Apr 18 2004 7:16PM
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bakerlocal
Posts: 678 - Karma: 10
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Penile Liposuction.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Penile Liposuction.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Penile Liposuction.

Obey Your Penile Liposuction.


^shit gets boring real quick...





You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.
Apr 18 2004 7:21PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
good job guys, you brought down the site
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SRMC
cBf
Apr 18 2004 7:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Erectile Dysfunction Saves Your Soul.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 18 2004 7:34PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
i knew about that site a long ass time ago. good stuff. i love the suggestions at the bottom. people put in shit like 'jenny likes timmy' and random dumb stuff. haha

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 18 2004 7:46PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
'I feel like marijuana tonight'
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Power in Numbers
Apr 18 2004 9:07PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
'The testicles that eats like a meal'
Apr 18 2004 9:25PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,185
Ottawa. It's what's for dinner!







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 18 2004 9:29PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Butt Lube Tested, Mother Approved
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Apr 18 2004 10:08PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
I Wish I Were a Butt Lubed Weiner.
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Apr 18 2004 10:09PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i don't need to go to the site because this is entertaining enough




-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 18 2004 10:47PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12016 - Karma: 9,430
Hope It's Skeez, It's Skeez, We Hope It's Skeez...

YEZZZZZZ

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prolly cause you are a mexican, I dont even knew that any mexicans knew what a cork is...

Motherfuckers...

ant4life bitches
Apr 18 2004 10:53PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
Snap! Crackle! Big Fat Floppy Donkey Dick!
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'Let's give them milk, and cookies, and handcuffs.'- Jacko

'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot
Apr 18 2004 11:30PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
ASS
A Glass and a half in every ASS.

Washing Machines Live Longer With The Queen Of Big Tited Hooker Ass Dog Snatch Box Shit Ass Boobs..




-Pat
Apr 19 2004 12:40AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I Want My Dogbox




-Pat
Apr 19 2004 12:41AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Devon Knows How They Make I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole I Want My Dogbox.... So Creamy.




-Pat
Apr 19 2004 12:42AM
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