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deleted5
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since no one has the email for NS CONFESSIONS im making a new one. so same thing go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html send to skiandtell@yahoo.com
Cliff notes!
1. Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2. Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3. Type your awesome story/confession
4. It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
Aug 2 2010 11:53PM
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A-Mac.
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bump
Jul 15 2012 4:50PM
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Cahal
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Jul 15 2012 6:59PM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
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my friends put glue all over their hands and when it dried they peeled it off and i ate it.
Jul 16 2012 2:06AM
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A-Mac.
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threads fer dayz
Aug 18 2012 1:02AM
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PJS.
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Let me stop you right there.
Aug 18 2012 1:10AM
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Sleepercell
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My friend had an open house a couple months back and had about 10 good friends over since we were going to shroom and didn't want to deal with a rager. I decided to take 1/4th of shrooms and had dranken 7 shots of jameson. We all then decided to go down to the beach and get out side to watch the sun set. By this time the shrooms were hitting me hard. I could hardly comprehend what was actually going on. I was in a mind fuck and buckling in for a wild ride.

When I got down to the beach the sky was in fractals and the clouds were exploding. We all then sat down on this drift wood to take it all in while taking oil dabs. After 3 dabs I was DONE. I literally was out of body some where else hovering about with other entities what ever they were.

From then on I lose my memory of what happened. I remember little tidbits like walking on a road but everything seemed so far and distant from me. Later awoke to a police pulling me out of some ones driveway. I had no shirt on and my shorts and shoes were drenched and did not know where I was. The police thought I was drunk so they breathalized me and I blew a .5. During this I was still high as blazes and got very paranoid. I was also in possession of a pipe so they just ended up giving me an MIP and I got that taken care of in court.

Apparently I told them I was walking back to the house after I had gone into the water but never made it back.
Aug 18 2012 1:43AM
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84891jnf92048
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if you blew a .5 you'd be dead
Aug 18 2012 7:14AM
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Sleepercell
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haha not necessarily. I meant .05 and I was 17 so the officer wasn't to enthralled about it.
Aug 18 2012 9:37PM
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CandyNipples.
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I took my moms credit card out of her wallet and ordered myself some supreme
Shes gonna kill me when she finds out tho
In hindsight it was not worth it
Jan 29 2013 12:07AM
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line686
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This would be much more acceptable if it was a supreme pizza.
Jan 29 2013 3:35AM
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applejuice.
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lolbeermuscleslul
Feb 2 2013 8:33AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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and all you had to do was flip the couch cushions
Sep 12 2013 12:42PM
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RimJobber
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Amateur.
I've peed down all 9 waterslides at my park in just this summer.

Anyone who's been to Wild Island in Reno knows that's no easy feat. They're pretty open.
Sep 12 2013 5:54PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I've had fast food for like my last 6 meals
Apr 21 2014 12:49AM
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ModMommy
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RimJobberAmateur.
I've peed down all 9 waterslides at my park in just this summer.

Anyone who's been to Wild Island in Reno knows that's no easy feat. They're pretty open.


jfc i've used those man
Apr 21 2014 12:58AM
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theabortionator
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DiabeetoI've had fast food for like my last 6 meals


Not much of a confession. Or maybe I'm terribly unhealthy.
Apr 21 2014 1:45AM
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Toaster-Tony
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theabortionatorNot much of a confession. Or maybe I'm terribly unhealthy.


I've been trying to cut down. The cashiers at taco bell and arby's now know what my meal is before I even order.
Apr 21 2014 2:32AM
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uyghur
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DiabeetoI've been trying to cut down. The cashiers at taco bell and arby's now know what my meal is before I even order.


This is me but with panda express
... Its bad
Apr 21 2014 4:03AM
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RimJobber
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immasjfc i've used those man


Urine is sterile. And I do all the chemicals for them. The water is completely safe
Apr 22 2014 5:48PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I was giving all of my friends rides home one night in high school. They were a little drunk, I was sober. Hence, I was giving rides. There were about 7 people packed in my car and I had six houses to get to. At house number 2 I shit my pants. Not a little shit. A lot of shit. And it was awful. I blamed my buddy in the passenger seat, left the windows down the whole way home, and no one ever found out I shit myself.

The bad part? One of the girls in my car was going to go home with my buddy and commit acts of sexual deviance. My shart made her feel sick and she went home instead. Sorry pal.
Apr 22 2014 6:17PM
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RimJobber
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CaptainDickbuttI was giving all of my friends rides home one night in high school. They were a little drunk, I was sober. Hence, I was giving rides. There were about 7 people packed in my car and I had six houses to get to. At house number 2 I shit my pants. Not a little shit. A lot of shit. And it was awful. I blamed my buddy in the passenger seat, left the windows down the whole way home, and no one ever found out I shit myself.

The bad part? One of the girls in my car was going to go home with my buddy and commit acts of sexual deviance. My shart made her feel sick and she went home instead. Sorry pal.


I feel like adults only shit themselves like twice between being 18 and 50, and you rarely hear about it
Apr 22 2014 6:29PM
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.Hugo.
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CaptainDickbuttI was giving all of my friends rides home one night in high school. They were a little drunk, I was sober. Hence, I was giving rides. There were about 7 people packed in my car and I had six houses to get to. At house number 2 I shit my pants. Not a little shit. A lot of shit. And it was awful. I blamed my buddy in the passenger seat, left the windows down the whole way home, and no one ever found out I shit myself.

The bad part? One of the girls in my car was going to go home with my buddy and commit acts of sexual deviance. My shart made her feel sick and she went home instead. Sorry pal.


Lolololol


CaptainPoopButt
Apr 22 2014 8:16PM
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ModMommy
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.Hugo.Lolololol


CaptainPoopButt


Br.BessexyPoopButt
Apr 22 2014 10:20PM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Lolololol


CaptainPoopButt


I votw CaptainDickbutt officially change his name to CaptainPoopButt.

unless hes too big of a pussy that is
Apr 23 2014 10:45AM
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.Hugo.
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El_Barto.I votw CaptainDickbutt officially change his name to CaptainPoopButt.

unless hes too big of a pussy that is


Seconded
Apr 23 2014 6:33PM
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CaptainObvious.
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El_Barto.I votw CaptainDickbutt officially change his name to CaptainPoopButt.

unless hes too big of a pussy that is


.Hugo.Seconded


Fuck you guys. It ain't happening.

I vote you change your names to "EatMySharts." and "EatMySharts"

Simply because fuck you.
Apr 23 2014 6:39PM
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.Hugo.
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CaptainDickbuttFuck you guys


At the same time? You sure you can handle that?
Apr 23 2014 6:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
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.Hugo.At the same time? You sure you can handle that?


I can handle it. The question is....can the two of you?
Apr 23 2014 6:46PM
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.squirrely.
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long story short i fapped on a golf course
Apr 23 2014 7:05PM
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yangumane
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.squirrely.long story short i fapped on a golf course


Sounds like a story you don't make short
Apr 23 2014 8:02PM
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RimJobber
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.squirrely.long story short i fapped on a golf course


Golf gets boring man
May 6 2014 8:12PM
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.Hugo.
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RimJobberGolf gets boring man


I agree... unless you make it fun. Try finishing a beer a hole. It gets fun fast lol
May 6 2014 11:42PM
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CaptainSlow
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.squirrely.long story short i fapped on a golf course


midround, or did you just find yourself there?
May 7 2014 12:35AM
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mr.society
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Threads
May 7 2014 12:59AM
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-MK-
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.squirrely.long story short i fapped on a golf course


Every once in a while when I am skiing alone and get horny I'll find myself a nice little spot in the woods and squeeze one out. Oops
May 7 2014 2:52AM
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El_Barto.
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CaptainDickbuttFuck you guys. It ain't happening.

I vote you change your names to "EatMySharts." and "EatMySharts"

Simply because fuck you.


I now see this like two weeks later. Wait until im not on mobile, then we will see who is eating whos sharts. Jackass
May 7 2014 10:42AM
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El_Barto.
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CaptainDickbuttFuck you guys. It ain't happening.

I vote you change your names to "EatMySharts." and "EatMySharts"

Simply because fuck you.


because fuck you
May 7 2014 11:03AM
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connecticunt
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I have a fair few but here are the ones I remember at the moment.

So I used to be with this guy that lived about an hour away and we were constantly in the car driving back and forth from houses and we would get bored pretty quick. So one day we are driving back to my house one night and I'm giving him road head and then he keeps hitting the back of my head. He's never done that before to warn me that he's about to bust so I pull my head up. He cums all over his car and his face and he's really pissed. While my head is still by his knees, he hits me in the side of the head and my head hits the steering wheel and the car swerved and it caused the guy in the lane next to us to swerve into the jersey barrier. He was fine, the side of his car just got really scraped up but I still feel bad for it.

At a camping music festival with my current boyfriend, we both take some acid but I take 2 tabs and he took 1. I guess it was a really low dose because he didn't trip at all and I just barely tripped. But so he passes out and the little acid in me is keeping me awake so I decide to go explore. I see some people on the beach and walk over and they're doing naked yoga. So obviously I strip down and start some asanas. They give me two more tabs of FIRE acid and by the end of yoga, I'm just off my rocker. I only remember bits and pieces but I recall macking hard with two girls in the bathroom, being chased out of the water by two cops, still bare ass, and walking into multiple other peoples tents trying to find mine. Somehow my boyfriend was still passed out when I got back the next morning but to this day, I miss my favorite shirt that I left on the beach. And he still doesn't know about my exhibitionist escapades.
May 7 2014 11:05AM
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.Hugo.
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EatMyShartsbecause fuck you


lololololololol
May 7 2014 11:05AM
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whoa-dere
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connecticuntHe cums all over his car and his face


lol
May 7 2014 6:07PM
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connecticunt
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whoa-derelol


oh it was hysterical. I laughed hard until I realized he was pissed.
May 7 2014 10:35PM
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Wampire
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connecticuntHe cums all over his car and his face


All over his face? he must have a very powerful ejaculation
May 7 2014 10:50PM
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.Hugo.
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Wampire+All over his face? he must have a very powerful ejaculation


No, you just have a very weak one
May 7 2014 10:51PM
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Wampire
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.Hugo.No, you just have a very weak one

I know.........you don't know how bad I want my ejac to reach my face.
May 7 2014 10:58PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Below is the worst thing I've ever done to another human being.

When I was 16, me and two other equally retarded kids thought it would be a good idea to rob our main dealer for a 1/4 pound of bud and some cash.
"This kid has it coming, better by us than some Puerto Ricans" was our justification. So we waited until after school when the kid was home alone, busted in the back door with bats and ski masks. He tries to run but we catch him and zip tie him up/blindfold after a brief struggle. We didn't plan on actually hurting him, just to try and bull-scare him into giving up the bud.
Of course, he valiantly tells us to go fuck ourselves, which we decide warrants a couple punches upside the head. Then, after one of the bats is pressed lightly against his temple, telling him he's got three seconds before we go Inglorious Basterds Bear Jew on him, he shows us the key to a safe under his bed and tells us the weed is in his closet.
The kid never found out it was us because our victim had never heard or met the kid that did the talking. Our loot? We got about 200 bucks and two ounces each. Pathetic I know. But it was all out of idle (drunk) minds, boredom and our egos.

So in closing, Yes I'm well aware that Im a retard. At the very least I was back then lol.
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