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NS CONFESSIONS 2

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deleted5
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since no one has the email for NS CONFESSIONS im making a new one. so same thing go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html send to skiandtell@yahoo.com
Cliff notes!
1. Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2. Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3. Type your awesome story/confession
4. It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
Aug 2 2010 11:53PM
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hue.
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why are most of these poop related?
Aug 17 2010 2:57AM
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rsvp
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cause they're fucking hilarious
Aug 17 2010 3:03AM
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huckleberry
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I remember slumming and seeing that someone had said my dog a me out, well I was young and horny so I let my dog lick my dick like 8 years ago...
Aug 17 2010 3:04AM
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Campeador
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When I was 14 I was at the delta boating with my family and a few other families. We all went up and drove our boats onto the sand so we could picnic, swim, ect. Anyway, a couple of the other families had daughters who were quite hot. I'm out of my element during the whole picnic thing because I have to shit so damn bad. Afterward everyone is swimming in the river and I find a more secluded spot further up the river. I pop a squat and take a shit underwater, oblivious to the fact that the flow of the river goes right towards where everyone is swimming. So I watch in horror as my foot long shit drifts towards everyone. Well the piece of shit ended up hitting one of the hot girls in the back. She basically turned around and, without realizing what it was, swatted it away getting shit all over her hand. She then realized what it was and started to freak out, creating a scene identical to the chocolate bar in the pool in caddyshack, with everyone scrambling to get to the shore. Luckily, before it got there I swam underwater all the way past were they were, so no one noticed the source of the shit.

Hit a hot girl with my shit, got away with it.
Aug 17 2010 3:05AM
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VowOfSilence
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Aug 17 2010 3:06AM
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huckleberry
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You must understand I was young and had just discovered porn... Dont you remember your firsts boner
Aug 17 2010 3:08AM
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Funnel
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Hahaha. Shit that's epic.
Aug 17 2010 3:15AM
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Deezy
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imagine what they would be thinking... not knowing where the shit came from. just floating... fuckin hilarious, great escape too. swimming under water.
Aug 17 2010 3:22AM
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hunterBear
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way to lazy to type it now i will later
Aug 17 2010 3:45AM
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Lemuel
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You must not understand that what you had typed made absolutely no sense at all.
Aug 17 2010 8:36AM
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BlackcountryBill
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Fuck this thread, every time I've farted since reading all the poo confessions, I've been worried I might follow through...
Aug 17 2010 3:26PM
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smooter
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hahahahahahaha
Aug 17 2010 3:44PM
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PeteySkeety
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ahaha classic
Aug 17 2010 4:01PM
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Zent33zy
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sigged
Aug 17 2010 5:51PM
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Get.Kronk
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I jacked off in the Grand Canyon.

more of a claim then a confession
Aug 18 2010 4:12PM
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Sitch.
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haha good one!
Aug 18 2010 7:33PM
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Owl
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best story yet haha
Aug 18 2010 8:16PM
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Charles.
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i laughed so hard at this so hard +k haha
Aug 18 2010 8:25PM
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bluedevil493
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i salute you sir
Aug 22 2010 12:13AM
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galang.
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while you were cheating on me, i was cheating on you.


Aug 22 2010 12:17AM
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deleted5
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bump
Sep 19 2010 4:54AM
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bluedevil493
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i know more people have epic confessions like this one so do werk and give us all a laugh
Oct 1 2010 7:53PM
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iSmokeweed
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once i peed in her butt. she didnt like it.
Oct 1 2010 8:18PM
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DERS.
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liar..

once i thought about punting a 2 yr old through a glass window
Oct 1 2010 8:25PM
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84891jnf92048
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this thread has kind of failed...
Oct 1 2010 9:05PM
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Arabian.
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I.....am a hipster.
Oct 1 2010 9:05PM
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spkillah.
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when I was in 3rd grade I gave the girl I had a crush on my sisters really expensive ring. I never told my sister (2 years older than me ) what happened to the ring and later on in highschool this girl and my sister became really good friends. The truth came out and my sister wasn't at all happy. lol
Oct 1 2010 9:09PM
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spkillah.
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oh and i've jerked it on an airplane before
Oct 1 2010 9:10PM
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84891jnf92048
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that's not really something you just throw in as an "oh and"...
Oct 1 2010 9:12PM
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Huck_Norris
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Pshhh... In Soviet Russia, werk does YOU!
Oct 1 2010 9:15PM
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spkillah.
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Alright so it was summer vacation after my freshman year of college. Me and my girl (who I had been with since high school) were at her house on a weekday afternoon. After eating lunch we proceed to go into the living room and get a little frisky on the couch. I'd been interested in trying anal for quite some time and mentioned it to her, she was a little hesitant at first but she agreed she'd try it as long as we take it slow. I get it in and we're going at it for about 5 minutes when all of a sudden I see her mom and dad pulling into the driveway. I quickly exit and like a bomb went off this girl starts shitting all over their brand new couch. Shit is EVERYWHERE and there's literally no time for us to do anything about it. We quickly try and put our clothes on and we're both freaking out at this point. We make our way into the kitchen and act like we were about to make some food. Her parents come in and we try and play it cool. We see her dad start to walk into the living room, next thing we hear is "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE COUCH." We walk into the living room trying to act oblivious to the massive amounts of shit spread across it. My girlfriend at the time says, "I dont' know dad it must have been the dog." I've never seen anyone this angry in my life. The dad storms around the house grabs the dog, brings him into the back yard and shoots THE DOG. fucking kills it right in front of us. My girlfriend starts balling her eyes out, she couldn't believe that her dad would kill their dog. All in all it was really fucked up and we never tried anal again
Oct 1 2010 9:39PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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^ i call total bs unless you have pics
Oct 1 2010 9:48PM
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Jimmy.
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the fuck....
Oct 1 2010 9:58PM
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applejuice.
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Oct 1 2010 10:52PM
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iSmokeweed
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true, but then i would use the shards of glass to cut her open and fuck her intestines.
Oct 1 2010 11:27PM
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DERS.
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lulz. hurd this many times
Oct 2 2010 1:11AM
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gregorio
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i pooped in my neighbors bathtub when i was 6. I was never invited back
Oct 2 2010 1:14PM
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CassiusClay
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Ok, I'll play.

A few years ago I attended a party just shit-wrecked.  Everything was going well- continued to get more drunk and eventually wound up sitting on the couch in between two couples making out.  Yep, not the best choice of a place to sit but I was too drunk and needed to sit down.

Not long after sitting down, and sending out a couple of drunk texts I feel a rumbling in my insides and little did I know, the shit shake set in.  Being as drunk as I was, I thought it'd just be a fart.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  That diarrhea was so foul and steamy it cleared the couch.  My boxers were ruined, my pants equally toast, my leg showed splatterings of the runny mixture and I was super embarrassed.  Not sure if everyone at the party found out or not but I booked it to the bathroom, cleaned up a quick bit and tore through the front door.....

....only to trip and fall flat on my face because I was too drunk and didn't notice the steps.  The next morning I woke up a steamy, stained mess under a neighbors tree. 

Oct 2 2010 2:35PM
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rudager
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I'll play...

Back in June. There was an outside party with a DJ and stuff.
I got wrecked. Wasted, and kept doing what I was told to be MDMA, (the guy I was getting it from had 3 identical, unlabeled bags. One of MDMA, one of Coke and one of Special K. So god knows what I did, but i did a lot). Anyways. I was fucked. I was with this one girl that I worked with who was, dare I say it, 16. So while I was fucked out of my tree. I avoided my girlfriend at the time, since she would of been pissed to me fucked, (the relationship was deteriorating fast anyways).

I went to get some more drinks, and take a seat with Chris Hanson for a bit. I went to my back pack in the forest with this girl. I was rummaging through it, fell over, and she started making out with me. I got confused and just went with it. While this is going on, My best friend, who we also work with, came over to get some drinks. He found us. Wasted, he fell over by us. She pulled him in and started making out with him too. She went back and forth for a bit. Then I kinda clued in to how fucked this was. So I got up, even though my whole body was numb. It took a lot of effort.
We went back to party, and tried to forget the whole thing.

The night went on, I was a wreck and passed out at my buddies around 4.

The next couple days at work were weird. I was able to talk to the girl. She wasn't even able to look at my friend. Everyone was confused.


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Oct 2 2010 3:24PM
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bluedevil493
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that is fucked up.
Oct 5 2010 6:37PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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awkward shit right thurrr

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Oct 6 2010 8:48PM
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dillonhines
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i laughed so hard reading that i cried
Oct 7 2010 2:20AM
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katalina
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WHAT THE FUCK. who knows what her dad woulda done to you though.... shit.
Oct 7 2010 3:52AM
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katalina
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LITERALLY.
Oct 7 2010 3:53AM
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pmsnow
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threads
Oct 7 2010 9:26AM
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Ko-Pain
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Me and my buddys were on a vacation in Florida and we were driving back to Minnesota.  We were on our way home and stopped at a restaurant in Tennesee and  Im a avid fan of spicy food so I got a spicy chicken sandwich with Tobasco sauce and when were driving to a hotel we get stuck in dead stop traffic because of an accident! My diarrhea sets in and there was no where to go mountains on each side of the highway.  I compromise and shit in a plastic bag in the front seat of my new car.  ofcourse i get some spill on my seats and the bag must have weighed 5 pounds.  The most shit i could have shit.  My buddy gets out of the car puking and a black couple in a s.u.v behind us is like wtf.  Needless to say worst roadtrip of my life.
Oct 29 2010 10:36AM
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emlaa
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that made me

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^^^seasonal
Oct 29 2010 10:40AM
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applejuice.
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ahahahahah creative.
Oct 29 2010 11:06AM
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spkillah.
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I just remembered another one.

One of my first jobs when I was like 15 was working as a parking boy at a water slide like a mile from my house. I worked with my brother who was 13 and then a bunch of our buddies that were somewhere around our age. My boss was young as his dad passed down the waterslide to him. He was prob 25-30 and had just got married and had a kid he named lution. Lution was prob. 3 years old or so and was always so happy and cute but for some reason we all thought it was hilarious to "juke" him when our boss wasn't looking. (not to be mean just to see his reaction, it's not like he was scared because he didn't even know what juking was.) Well one time after collecting the trash I was riding by myself on the back of the tractor that he drove up to the dumpster. Lution was sitting on his lap and looking back towards me, of course I send him a couple of good jukes just to lighten up my day. The last one right was we get to the dumpster my boss turns around and I just juke the shit out him. I've never seen someone look so confused and offended in my life. He just turned around and backed me in towards the dumpster without saying anything but it was so fucking awkward and I'm sure he still remembers it.
Oct 29 2010 1:32PM
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Oreos
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this isn't "NS shit story 2" it's "NS confessions 2". get with the program.
Oct 29 2010 1:36PM
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