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I saved a life

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pCletus
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well it may not have been a humans life but it was a life none the less....the life of a cow....he got really bloated and constapated.....could of killed him...so im pinning him down while my mom gives the cow an enemma and feeds it tums.....now his life has been saved
Aug 1 2010 8:36PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
erm. no.
Aug 1 2010 8:36PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
cool story bro
Aug 1 2010 8:36PM
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Fuck.W.M.E.
Posts: 84 - Karma: 14
You shoved a foriegn object in to a cows ass. /claim
Aug 1 2010 8:37PM
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Harry_Pothead
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
you saved 1 cow and denied 300 people cheeseburgers. way to go
Aug 1 2010 8:37PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
youre a hero.
Aug 1 2010 8:38PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
correction my mom shoved a foregin object into a cows ass
Aug 1 2010 8:38PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094

cough* claim cough*

Aug 1 2010 8:40PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125
/thread
Aug 1 2010 8:41PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Can I meet your mom oh wait.....no homo
Aug 1 2010 8:42PM
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J-Evs
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Aug 1 2010 8:42PM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51
I did not know tums worked for bloat in bovines, I always had to shove a hose down their throat to relieve the pressure
Aug 1 2010 8:47PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
Fuck her mother. End of story bro.
Aug 1 2010 8:49PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I'm going to write and direct a movie called cows.

It's about these aliens that are cows, abducting cows.

The whole movie is in black and white.

Aug 1 2010 8:51PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
wait you want my mom to give you an enemma
Aug 1 2010 8:54PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
id watch it
Aug 1 2010 8:54PM
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soulskier
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Actual, I hear that unless a cow is killed and to be butchered you can't sell the meet ie it dies of natural causes
He didn't deny anyone, he just postponed the burgers for a month or two
Aug 1 2010 8:54PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
giggty giggty goo
Aug 1 2010 8:55PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
more like a year he only 5 months old
Aug 1 2010 8:59PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
Proud of you.
Aug 1 2010 9:03PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
It would be badass.
Aug 1 2010 9:04PM
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Shreddysaurus
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thats very nice of you. Next time just dont let it eat a bunch of grass and hay and it wont get bloated. Wait till its older
Aug 1 2010 9:05PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
yes it would
Aug 1 2010 9:07PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
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Aug 1 2010 9:11PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
after i watched it i would rewatch it.
and it should only be relesed on vhs.
Aug 1 2010 9:20PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
I think I've saved two drunk people this year. One was a guy walking down a busy road at 2am I helped him over the fence onto the sidewalk, if there was a drunk driver he would've been done.
The other was a shitfaced sub who had already passed out on the road ditched her friends and was scratched up and crying. she was stumbling the complete wrong way than the house she wanted to go to, she had the street and ave confused so if she did get directions it would be the wrong house. I figured out where she wanted to go and held her hand so she didn't fall over and walked her to her friends house
Aug 1 2010 9:25PM
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No_Dub
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rad story justin
Aug 1 2010 9:27PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
The preview is just gunna be.

"COWS"
and then it ends.


It will be the most srs religulous spirtual and sci fientific moovh evur
Aug 1 2010 9:30PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
it actually should be relesed on a series of floppy disks that you have to upload to your computer and hope they all work.
Aug 1 2010 9:32PM
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DERS.
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Aug 1 2010 9:37PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
And Each scene is on a different floppy disk, scattered around the internet with cow related things.
Aug 1 2010 9:38PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
like salt licks.
Aug 1 2010 9:39PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
MY HERO!


seriously though, thats great. i use to have cows.
Aug 1 2010 9:52PM
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skiminnesota
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Aug 1 2010 9:54PM
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meth_time
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Gtfo now.
Aug 2 2010 1:24AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
MOOOOOOO
Aug 2 2010 1:39AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
I just taught a bird how to fly, thus saving his life /claim
Aug 2 2010 1:57AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I went into my basement a couple weeks ago, and there was a mouse with his leg caught in a tarp.
So i got him out and set him free, therefor saving his life.

Then I went and played transformice.
Aug 2 2010 2:13AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
pwnd
Aug 2 2010 2:15AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
congratulations. would you like a cookie or a medal?
Aug 2 2010 5:01AM
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feihlination
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classic ns
Aug 2 2010 5:49AM
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1337
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Aug 2 2010 5:52AM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
well being that i havent had anything to eat in past 10 hrs and im hungry id hav to say the cookie
Aug 2 2010 12:53PM
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