For those of you who like to continually laugh at those on Jersey Shore

I could probably stand hanging out with vinny. He's not that bad.

Yeah that's how I feel about him too

definitely the most tolerable guy on that show. If I had to hang out with like Ronnie or Mike I would just inhale the fumes from their fake tans until I passed out then eventually died.

and ronnie just to watch him kick peoples ass.

I thought this was the theme tune:



Also, I could probably stand hanging out with most of them. The Situation would probably get on my tits after a while, and I'd be pissed if Sammie and Ronnie left the club at like 10pm as usual. I'd definitely lay some of my best moves on Jwoww though, maybe even Angelina if the night was a wash out

yes it did. the 1st episode was not as good as i thought it was going to be.

Smashed Snooki booked
By CHUCK BENNETT, EMILY SMITH and MICHAEL STARR
Last Updated: 8:58 AM, July 31, 2010

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Snooki won't disappoint this season.
America's beloved pint-sized troublemaker Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the breakout star of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore," was arrested for disorderly conduct in her Seaside Heights roaming grounds yesterday while she was staggering around drunk, sources told The Post.
An intoxicated Snooki spent the day boozing on the New Jersey beach with cast members when her antics attracted the attention of cops.
Cameras were rolling for Season 3 of the insanely popular show -- which embraces "Guido" culture, hedonism and rock-hard abs -- for Snooki's embarrassing arrest at 3:30 p.m.

"She was drunk in public and had an argument with the officers," a source close to the cast told The Post. "This is 100 percent real, and not a set-up for the show."
She was so drunk "she couldn't stand up," E! Online reported.
The "guidette" was dressed in a tight pink leopard print tank top with the word "Slut" and an even tighter miniskirt that revealed the bottom of her buttocks.
One witness said: "She was on her knees and kept falling on the beach. People were laughing and taking pictures of her before the cops arrested her."
MTV spokeswoman Emily Yeomans declined to comment.
"When our police went to deal with the situation -- not Mike 'The Situation' -- they found the need to arrest her," Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera told The Star-Ledger of Newark.
Camera said the 4-foot-9 Snooki had been "bothering" people not involved with the show.
Seaside Heights police said poof-sporting Polizzi was charged with disorderly conduct and was "under the influence."
"When she got in [the station house] she got a little better, but her behavior wasn't good," a source said.
She was issued a summons and was released.
Last night Snooki dined with housemates Jenny "JWOWW" Farley, and Dina at a swanky Italian restaurant. Afterwards, the trio strolled back to their house flanked by police.
Earlier, paparazzi snapped pictures of Snooki, 22, sitting on a bench and pouring liquid into a beer bong.

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my god she got fat. what an annoying chode

what do you mean 'got fat'. she always was a fat midget

fatter* my bad

so theres going to be a season three?

there filming it now at seaside and gonna play it in the winter. i live like 20 minutes away from where they film so its pretty popular by me

I lol'd

how can a fat ugly whore that fails so hard at life get so much attention...

How can a skinny bitch with nothing to offer society(Paris Hilton) be a millionaire?



Oh yah that's right, The world isn't fair?

and this is for those who like twilight and jersey shore...

you should go find them and punch snooki in the face like she got punched in season 1... and take pics for ns

AWESOME

agreed, i still like pauly D the most tho

I very much disagree with hitting women





















... but snooki is a different case >:)