Replying to Shark week drinking games.

as it is required by law, i understand that every single one of you know its motherfucking shark week.

now i dont know about you pussy-ass, land-lubbing, dry-dick, shark-fearing fags, but i take shark week pretty goddamn seriously. sharks are cool as shit. they are big, they kill smaller things, they swim, they have a cool theme song. fuck yeah bro.

anyways, while some of you are making threads about justin beiber or what songs you should play at your not-shark-themed-party this friday, i have a question that is of the utmost importance and extreme relevance.

can anyone out there think of any "shark week" themed drinking games? i mean, theres the obvious "watch the discovery channel and take a shot every time a shark does something awesome" but that gets old after awhile; specifically when all of my party guests die from alchohol poisoning because, lets face it, a shark does something awesome just about every three seconds.

im talking about like, some new form of "be-shark-ruit" or "sharkuarters" maybe "kingshark". anything the great collective minds of newschoolers can think of to help me get drunk as shark this week.

so please, weather it be a simple addon to a pre existing game, or a whole new game in itself, please, post an idea to help me make my shark-week drinking expiriences as sharkfuckingtastic as sharking possible.

of course, +k will be awarded for every acceptable answer.

also where the fuck is jessepi right now?