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Shark week drinking games.

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pomme-de-terre
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as it is required by law, i understand that every single one of you know its motherfucking shark week.

now i dont know about you pussy-ass, land-lubbing, dry-dick, shark-fearing fags, but i take shark week pretty goddamn seriously. sharks are cool as shit. they are big, they kill smaller things, they swim, they have a cool theme song. fuck yeah bro.

anyways, while some of you are making threads about justin beiber or what songs you should play at your not-shark-themed-party this friday, i have a question that is of the utmost importance and extreme relevance.

can anyone out there think of any "shark week" themed drinking games? i mean, theres the obvious "watch the discovery channel and take a shot every time a shark does something awesome" but that gets old after awhile; specifically when all of my party guests die from alchohol poisoning because, lets face it, a shark does something awesome just about every three seconds.

im talking about like, some new form of "be-shark-ruit" or "sharkuarters" maybe "kingshark". anything the great collective minds of newschoolers can think of to help me get drunk as shark this week.

so please, weather it be a simple addon to a pre existing game, or a whole new game in itself, please, post an idea to help me make my shark-week drinking expiriences as sharkfuckingtastic as sharking possible.

of course, +k will be awarded for every acceptable answer.

also where the fuck is jessepi right now?
Aug 1 2010 7:30PM
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iSmokeweed
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everyone pick a type of shark and whenever it does something badass everyone else has to drink
Aug 1 2010 7:32PM
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T.Rex
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where the fuck is jessepi right now?
Aug 1 2010 7:33PM
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Scott0_robot0
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Draw a basic shark shape than have people keep adding on one at a time when people run out off ideas they have to drink until they do try to play it fast. i know it kinda sucks but i was thinking something with drawing.
Aug 1 2010 7:33PM
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RCookish
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this.
Aug 1 2010 7:34PM
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Goku
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FBGM has him still
Aug 1 2010 7:35PM
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skithesprings
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this is how we do around here... without the extravagant ones...

The Rules

... Every time some random dude is referred to as a "shark expert," drink and declare yourself a "drinking expert."

... When the "Air Jaws" Great White Sharks are captured flying out of the water, start drinking. Don't stop until they are all the way back in the water. The last thing you should remember is the narrator bragging something about "super slow-motion 2,000 frames-per-second" and the sound of an ambulance siren.

... Every time a shark is referred to as "nature's perfect killing machine" or some iteration thereof, take a healthy sip, high-five your friend, and remind him that you "nature's perfect high-fiving machine."

... Every time they show one of those wussy Nurse Sharks that don't eat people, change the channel.

... Every time you are reminded that sharks need to be protected and are an important part of the fragile ecosystem and any other hippie crap, take a drink of Kombucha tea... that's spiked with Jaeger.

... Every time you hear someone with an Australian accent, pound a Foster's. It's Australian for Budweiser, mate! (Warning: three cases of Foster's might not be enough.)

... Every time you see a Whale Shark, kindly inform those in the room with you that a Whale Shark can reach lengths of more than 40 feet and weigh more than 36 tons; is the world's biggest fish; is the only member of the Rhincodon genus; and prefers the warm waters along the Equator. Wait for your friends to tell you to shut up and stop quoting Wikipedia, then drink.

... Every time they mention the movie Jaws, finish your beverage and scream, "We're going to need a bigger drink!"

Aug 1 2010 7:41PM
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sammiedee
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Aug 1 2010 7:41PM
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Bryan*
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awesome.
Aug 1 2010 8:21PM
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Cheezcake.
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threads just for this reply.
Aug 1 2010 8:29PM
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Harry_Pothead
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drink everytime someone says shark
Aug 1 2010 8:31PM
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theabortionator
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you're starting off on the wrong foot sir. Don't make shit complicated. Drinking games involving tv shows are simple. Every time they say something or do something you drink. You make some rules for it. every time somebody gets eaten you drink half a beer. Every time joe biden bobs his head in a speech you drink. every time somebody michael moore says ummmm in an interview you drink.

that kind of shit. Real simple. And if you're daring enough you pick the shit that's going to happen a million times and you get smashed for no reason.
Aug 1 2010 8:33PM
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T.Rex
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im gunna fuck that bitch and get her money if she doesnt send him out soon
Aug 1 2010 8:36PM
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meth_time
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Every time you see water try to drink the equivalent until the water scene is over.
If it goes to a different water scene you keep drinking.

If it then goes to a comercial for say... aquafina. you drink even more.
Aug 1 2010 8:41PM
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