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Chris Rock - Never Scared
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did anyone see this special on HBO last night?? fucking funny as hell but he then proceded to become extremely political...it seemed as if it was his presidential canidicy speach and then he dropped red, white, and blue confetti balloons at the end...funny ass dude though, you should all check it out if you get a chance
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the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
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it was good. the marriage bit was so funny, makes me not want to get married.
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i used to like that guy, but then i realized that everything he does is themed after racism, seriously, ive never seen anything by him where he didnt say something about the relationship between blacks and whites, now it just pisses me off
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
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thats whats so funny dont think about stuff so much
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fighting the power since 1995 ...
oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
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it just get pretty annoying
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
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he got like 6th all time for stand up, and seinfeld got 13th, whats that shit
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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.
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I agree with Samck, I used to find him super funny, but I got sick of hearing, 'and this is how the white man holds us down...' over and over again.
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond
Sex is a race and I always win...
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have you guys ever watched another black comedian? they all do it.
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no, but chris rock is different, becaus ehe takes it further, and its in everything he does, and some of it is just not even funny
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
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Everybody who says they hate Chris rock, and used to like him are just talkin shit. He never ever ever complained about white people oppressing blacks, just comments on the relationships sometimes, just to be funny. But most of it, is almost totally about women.
A clever man is a good actor, a smart one never needs to
I'm not ignorant, i just have no idea whats going on.
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yeah but how long would people stand for a white duyde talking about blacks robbing 7-11s and smoking crack...
stereotypes go both ways
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond
Sex is a race and I always win...
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there is nothing wrong with racism
Drop Cliffs not Bombs
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yeah, he never talks about black people's oppression, he is just a social commentator, and a lot of the time he comments on race and race relations because its his specialty and what he does best.
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