Replying to The McFast and the McFurious

Someone took quotes from The Fast and the Furious and put a McDonald's twist on them. Some of them are funny, others suck.

- I live my life a quarter pounder at a time, for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

- I need FRIIEEEEESSS! 2 of them, the big ones! Oh, and I need them tonight.

- More than you can afford pal. BigMac.

- They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.

- I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

- Bryan - 'Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order?'
Hector - 'Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.'

- Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac
Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.

- 'Street's closed hamburglar! Find another way to Macdonald's!'

- It doesn't matter if you eat a single fry, or a supersize. Fat is fat.

- Dom: You break her egg mcmuffin and I'll break your neck.
Brian: It'll never happen.

- You never had as much fat as me. You never had your burger. *snatch* I believe you owe me a 500 calorie burger.

- Smells like a veggie.
Brian, this is one of those times you need to be very clear about what you say. Are you a veggie?

- brian: 'whats the retail on one of those?'
counter guy: 'more than you can afford pal...McLean'

- 'what toy you got in your happy meal?'
'oh, you gonna make me find out the hard way?'
'you brave man, you brave'

- 'you almost had me? you never had me. like you never had your BigMac.'

- You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

- Granny-biting, not chomping like you should!

- Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.

- Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

- All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

- You eat her cheeseburger, I'll eat you BigMac.

- Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.

- My cholesterol topped out at 240...

- I thought if I got in your good graces, you'd let me eat that burger.

You are my good graces but you aren't eating that burger.

- Ronald McDonald: The name's Ronald. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it.