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Stuart on MADtv

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jibtastic
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Noooooo, let me do it.

K yeah stuarts really funny and shit.
Antonia and Ms. Swan are pretty damn funny too. Too bad most of MADtv sucks..
but yeah, stuarts tight.
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Apr 18 2004 12:10AM
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jibtastic
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Apr 18 2004 12:15AM
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Sashac
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i love that guy
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does your mom have a unibrow?
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Apr 18 2004 12:17AM
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Mattman
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Nooooooo I don't want tooo. Nooooo!

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

Apr 18 2004 12:18AM
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linemaverick540
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look what i can do! isnt that him? haha

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VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 18 2004 12:26AM
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strode
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i think madtv is pretty fuckin funny a lot of the time. beats the shit out of SNL



-Strode



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Apr 18 2004 4:09AM
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michelle
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I love Stuart! 'Look what I can do, look what I can do, WooOOOooo.'
Apr 18 2004 6:47AM
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skiierman
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'Noooooo! let me gooooooooo! ive tasted freedom!'


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Apr 18 2004 8:11AM
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steeze_it_up
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stuarts the best


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
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Apr 18 2004 9:55AM
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P-JO
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meh, stuart can't redeem an entire show of shityness and SNL is no good, so all I watch is chappelle show. I even had a dream last night that I owned season one.




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Apr 18 2004 10:25AM
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freeskiing04
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i love MadTV, stuart is awesome
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Apr 18 2004 10:31AM
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k2_kodi
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stuart...what does mommy say?




-i ski hard and drink harder-

peace...in the middle east, what...
Apr 18 2004 10:39AM
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k2_kodi
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stuart...what does mommy say?




-i ski hard and drink harder-

peace...in the middle east, what...
Apr 18 2004 10:52AM
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720skiguy
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i hate it
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Apr 18 2004 10:55AM
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CameIToeJam
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theres a kid down the hall from me that looks just like him...hes a fucking tool though and stewie is the only mad tv character worth watching



-Craig

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Apr 18 2004 12:17PM
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IrishDrink87
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i dont wanna say
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 18 2004 1:29PM
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roxysister360
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stuart is the best thing about madTV
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Apr 18 2004 1:36PM
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jibtastic
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^Damn straight!
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Apr 18 2004 1:42PM
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sconniestyle
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i dont wanna say



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'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 18 2004 2:29PM
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ESfreeridepa
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stephanie weir as DOT is pretty damn funny too
Apr 18 2004 5:36PM
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lalalalaura
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stuuaartt, what does mommy say about playing on the banister??
i dont wanna say
stuuuart...
mommy says playing on the banister will hurt my hoo-hoos and that's all some men have going for them
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Apr 18 2004 5:38PM
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skodeo7
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I dont like mad tv much at all but I saw the episode yesterday with fuckin stuart and it was funny as all hell.
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Apr 18 2004 9:19PM
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linepunk
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annoying
Apr 18 2004 9:59PM
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shelbyski
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Nooo I've gone to my dark place*high pitched loud whispering voice*
*live 4 life*
~Shelby~
Apr 18 2004 10:03PM
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jibtastic
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annoying? how is stuart annoying? i think the correct word is 'funny.'
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Apr 18 2004 10:11PM
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arice
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Mom: stuart honey, what does mommy say about taquitos?


Stuart: they go in one end and explode out the other
Apr 18 2004 10:48PM
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skiring
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haaah ya that niga is so funny
skring is so outahand right now
Apr 19 2004 11:31AM
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jumpman
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the one where he was wearing a speedo was the best one i've seen


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
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Apr 19 2004 11:35AM
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five0
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stuart what does mommy say about in polite boys

mommy says that impolite boys give the pro choice movement a reason to exist...or something like that
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

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Apr 19 2004 1:49PM
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winterparksuks
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the best one is when he gets a bike for his birthday





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Apr 19 2004 2:34PM
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five0
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^thats the one i quoted
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 19 2004 2:36PM
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lanks
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my friend is 17, and he looks EXACTLY like stuart, and acts like him too, in a childish sense. and his mom is super protective...

and i love when stuart kicks people. its great.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 19 2004 3:42PM
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five0
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micheal macdonald is leaving...


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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 19 2004 7:40PM
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skiierman
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/\ no HE CANT!!!


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Apr 19 2004 8:16PM
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michelle
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Stuart was on earlier today.

AHH AHHH
Stuart! What's wrong!?
Becky called me stupid and then tried to beat me!

Apr 19 2004 8:21PM
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coolcat410
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SNL in its prime kills Madtv, but right now Madtv's better.

Staurts one funny character, the one where he had to play baby Jesus and he kicks the Mary and stuff..priceless.
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Apr 19 2004 8:47PM
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4-Front
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no way mad tv is mopre funny. u haev toa political to understand SNL


look at what i can do
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Apr 19 2004 11:32PM
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jibtastic
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'no way mad tv is mopre funny. u haev toa political to understand SNL '

sick dude, i really understand what you mean.

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Apr 20 2004 12:06AM
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five0
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http://forum.planetmadtv.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3120
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 20 2004 5:52AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Clebrity Jeopardy on SNL is the best. 'Ill take famous titties for 600' 'Thats titles Mr. Connery, not titties.'



Farp for life.

'hey guys i got the grass.'
Apr 20 2004 7:25AM
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jumpman
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I'll take swords for 400, Alex.
Mr. Connery, it's S words, not swords.
Then the day is mine.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 20 2004 7:35AM
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ScratchCobra66
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'The title of this movie is something With the Wind'
'Dolly Parton!'
'Titles Mr. Connery!'



Farp for life.

'hey guys i got the grass.'
Apr 20 2004 7:37AM
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asac
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there are only 2 skits i find funny on madtv. they are stuart and ms. swan.





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Apr 20 2004 1:14PM
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bigsky_gurl
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he should have his own show



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Apr 20 2004 1:18PM
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jumpman
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^^Ms. Swan is good too. Her going through customs was awesome.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 20 2004 1:40PM
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five0
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the rapist,anal bum cover
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 20 2004 2:10PM
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jumpman
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^Umm, that's therapists Mr. Connery


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Apr 20 2004 2:12PM
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coolcat410
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You guys really think Madtv is better then SNL in its prime? I mean this is old school SNL with Adam Sandler and Chris Farleyand the best comedians there are, you people are nut bags.

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Apr 20 2004 7:15PM
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