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Fat Canadian shotguns 16 beers in 5 minutes, proceeds to puke more than any human ever

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Commonwealth
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Holy shit. Its funny, because there is one of these fat kids in every crew. The one that just does the worst, most embarrassing shit ever.

And I love how they peace out after he's done.
Jul 29 2010 2:20PM
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ted.d
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hahhhahah
Jul 29 2010 2:24PM
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cheddafries
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hahahhaahha that just made my day!!
Jul 29 2010 2:24PM
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Rosshole
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very specific thread title, well done.


Also, that video is hilarious
Jul 29 2010 2:25PM
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Bar_Down
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thats fucked. its retarded how he just yaks straight up on the floor and doesnt give a fuck, and his buddies are just laughing and passing him more beers
Jul 29 2010 2:29PM
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CarRamRod
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have fun cleaning that up
Jul 29 2010 2:29PM
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Username_42069
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thats pretty clutch right there
Jul 29 2010 2:29PM
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rigzz
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At least put a big nice tarp on the floor so he can barf and not have to clean...
Jul 29 2010 2:31PM
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Commonwealth
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Also, it has to be the fat kids house. That must be it. That's why all his friends just laughed, because they were like this kid is puking all over his floor and he is going to have to clean it up. Right? Right?
Jul 29 2010 2:32PM
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Blurst
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He is lucky that they were not full beers or he would be puking twice as much.
Jul 29 2010 2:33PM
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Crack.
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ipecac
Jul 29 2010 3:06PM
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nickyp
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This kid knows it's Gunnie Season
Jul 29 2010 3:12PM
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1337
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this should be the intro to the movie
Jul 29 2010 3:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha what a pussy.  He started puking after like three beers, and puked pretty much every beer after that. Kid needs to learn how to drink.
Jul 29 2010 3:23PM
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Commonwealth
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I'm sure chugging 3 beers in 30 seconds feels great on your stomach.
Jul 29 2010 3:24PM
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.AR6rider.
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It's really not that hard.  You just have to burp...without puking.  Me and two of my friends put down a 30 pack in 3 minutes flat during the school year and none of us puked.
Jul 29 2010 3:26PM
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1337
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I'm sure this guy already had a lil in his system when he made the decision to try it.
Jul 29 2010 3:27PM
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Commonwealth
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How fat are you? The sheer volume in your stomach has to make you puke. You must be fat as hell.
Jul 29 2010 3:27PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha I'm not fat at all.  I'm 6'1" 185 and work out pretty much every day.
Jul 29 2010 3:31PM
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gstaff
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definitely made my day haha
Jul 29 2010 3:32PM
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Ski_the_east01
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this is beer were talking about here junior...not capri suns or a 30 pack of those juice barrels you and your "friends" put down
Jul 29 2010 3:35PM
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yourthemannowdog
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so you either like to lie or you train to stretch your stomach. The average human stomach is 2 liters, that is about 6 12 oz beers
Jul 29 2010 3:35PM
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Zump.
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So much for the pre-finished floors, they would soak up a lot of that and swell. That was a good post, my mom, brother and I thoroughly enjoyed that
Jul 29 2010 3:43PM
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Utard
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No eheath jokes? Wow guys I'm impressed
Jul 29 2010 3:46PM
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king.tubby
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i might have a new hero.

however, are we sure these are 12 oz cans?  they look kinda skinny, like those 8 oz coors lite cans.  either way, frickin hilarious. 

Jul 29 2010 3:49PM
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Big_Spence
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okay mr. cool.
Jul 29 2010 3:51PM
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Bar_Down
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they're cold shots

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Jul 29 2010 3:53PM
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tydan
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Im pretty sure they're cold shots



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Jul 29 2010 3:54PM
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Bar_Down
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wow that pic is fuckin huge
Jul 29 2010 3:54PM
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tydan
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shitty
Jul 29 2010 3:54PM
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Big_Spence
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i feel like i can reach through my screen and grab it.
Jul 29 2010 3:55PM
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Bar_Down
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that would be a dream come true
Jul 29 2010 3:56PM
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TOK
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A bucket to puke into would've made way too much sense, just do it on the floor buddy.
Jul 29 2010 4:02PM
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king.tubby
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these cold shots look like they would be the shit for skiing.  do they sell them in the states anywhere?
Jul 29 2010 4:12PM
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Bar_Down
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not sure, cus molson canadian is the only brand that makes them i believe, so i guess that answers your question
Jul 29 2010 4:41PM
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king.tubby
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ive seen other molson brews in montana, but never cold shots.  oh well...
Jul 29 2010 4:44PM
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Bar_Down
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just make a trip up and get em at the duty free or some shit

and +k for being a trailer par boys fan
Jul 29 2010 4:46PM
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king.tubby
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haha. word.  same to you
Jul 29 2010 4:49PM
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bromigo
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#1 this looks like eheath

#2 is this what canadians do too lose weight

#3 this video just made my day

Jul 29 2010 4:52PM
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T.L.
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This video is hilarious no doubt but shot gunning 8oz cans is not that impressive.  Even if they are 6%
Jul 29 2010 4:55PM
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Bar_Down
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no it isnt, but when you do all of them in a row like that, good luck not puking after a few of them
Jul 29 2010 4:56PM
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timmi
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they get you drunk, but don't taste all that great.
Jul 29 2010 4:57PM
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Bar_Down
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thats why you just chug em, you dont drink these things for the taste, you drink em to get fucked ahaha
Jul 29 2010 4:59PM
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bitchezluv=]
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after puking that much he is probably still sober as fuck ahahah
Jul 29 2010 5:48PM
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AB.Zee
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Exaggerating your stores SOMETIMES makes you look cool...

however: Exaggerating your stories to this ridiculous extent almost always makes you look like a douchebag...
Jul 29 2010 6:02PM
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chapz
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whatta champ. shotgunning cold shots is always a good way to start the evening festivities.
Jul 29 2010 6:50PM
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jason...
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Cold shots taste fine, better than plenty of other cheap beers. You people from below the border just ain't used to a beer with a a half decent alcohol content.
Jul 29 2010 6:55PM
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Stan_Darsh
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i am
Jul 29 2010 7:02PM
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YoungJah
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That's nothing compared to don vito doing 50 shots of peach schnapps.

Jul 29 2010 8:31PM
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Polar_Beer
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inb4 multi pager... oh wait.

That was nasty, he threw up every beer after he drank it... why would he even bother to go to 16?
Jul 29 2010 8:33PM
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Crack.
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Wait so can we confirm this? Are cold shots in the states?
Jul 29 2010 8:45PM
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