ya theres a few gay cop stories but lets have em all in one spot so we can have a huge hate on cops haha
get this
ridin my quad down the road (slowly) like maybe 30mph...down the sholder from triail head to trail head. and a cop pulls me over and askes where im going...(understandable seeing how there not allowed on the road anyways) and i say "the trail head is right there...thats where i came from, and the trail head is right behind the citgo" (about 300yds down the road) and he says "alright have fun and be safe"...the next cop RIGHT THE FUCK BEHIND HIM!!! ASKS THE SAME DAMN THING! but NO this guy had to be the cock face as he was...says "o well the law is 100 yards at a 45-32 degree angle" LIKE OK BRO NEXT TIME ILL BRING MY FUCKING PROTRACTOR ALONG FOR THE RIDE! and he says how old are you..."16..? why" cause if i was a douche bag i could arrest you and impound you for riding an atv on the road...DUDE ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF EAST BUMFUCK!! SEEING A HORSE WOULD BE MORE WEIRD THAN A FOURWHEEELER...like dude go 30 miles into the city and book some white trash crack smokin fools...like gtfo! sorry,
o another story! hhhaha
riding my bike to taco bell with my cousin and brother at like midnight...past cerfew obv for his town in mass a cop lady pulls us over...and were like whatever its past cerfew its fine, we just wanted to eat and we couldnt find alot of money. we offerd to just ride home...you could see their neighborhood from where we were (it was like a mile down the road) we were like "you can follow us back if you want?" shes like ok one sec i just need to make a call or somethin...5 minutes later another car comes (for 4 kid and 2 bikes) then he takes us up on our offer of following us home, o AFTER HE CALLS THE HOUSE WHERE THEY HAD A 2 MONTH OLD BABY WHO DOESNT SLEEP, which we told him...but thats besides the point...we get home after them spliting up my bro and cuz who didnt have bikes in 2 squad cars...with the lights still on... go into the cldisac...ask to see my aunt...were like "bro were home safe, good night" and hes like "no i wanna make sure a parent is home" and were like "dude its 130am by now were just gunna chill inside...peace" then he rings the fucking door bell!!! what a fuckin prick!
what good stories you guys got.
