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~~official gay ass cop thread~~

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315jibber94
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ya theres a few gay cop stories but lets have em all in one spot so we can have a huge hate on cops haha

get this

ridin my quad down the road (slowly) like maybe 30mph...down the sholder from triail head to trail head. and a cop pulls me over and askes where im going...(understandable seeing how there not allowed on the road anyways) and i say "the trail head is right there...thats where i came from, and the trail head is right behind the citgo" (about 300yds down the road) and he says "alright have fun and be safe"...the next cop RIGHT THE FUCK BEHIND HIM!!! ASKS THE SAME DAMN THING! but NO this guy had to be the cock face as he was...says "o well the law is 100 yards at a 45-32 degree angle" LIKE OK BRO NEXT TIME ILL BRING MY FUCKING PROTRACTOR ALONG FOR THE RIDE! and he says how old are you..."16..? why" cause if i was a douche bag i could arrest you and impound you for riding an atv on the road...DUDE ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF EAST BUMFUCK!! SEEING A HORSE WOULD BE MORE WEIRD THAN A FOURWHEEELER...like dude go 30 miles into the city and book some white trash crack smokin fools...like gtfo! sorry,

o another story! hhhaha

riding my bike to taco bell with my cousin and brother at like midnight...past cerfew obv for his town in mass a cop lady pulls us over...and were like whatever its past cerfew its fine, we just wanted to eat and we couldnt find alot of money. we offerd to just ride home...you could see their neighborhood from where we were (it was like a mile down the road) we were like "you can follow us back if you want?" shes like ok one sec i just need to make a call or somethin...5 minutes later another car comes (for 4 kid and 2 bikes) then he takes us up on our offer of following us home, o AFTER HE CALLS THE HOUSE WHERE THEY HAD A 2 MONTH OLD BABY WHO DOESNT SLEEP, which we told him...but thats besides the point...we get home after them spliting up my bro and cuz who didnt have bikes in 2 squad cars...with the lights still on... go into the cldisac...ask to see my aunt...were like "bro were home safe, good night" and hes like "no i wanna make sure a parent is home" and were like "dude its 130am by now were just gunna chill inside...peace" then he rings the fucking door bell!!! what a fuckin prick!

what good stories you guys got.

Jul 28 2010 10:24PM
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Fuck.W.M.E.
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Does everyone on NS hate cops?
Jul 28 2010 10:24PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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you sound like a dick get some respect/end thread
Jul 28 2010 10:25PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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that was a hard read.
Jul 28 2010 10:25PM
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1337
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OMG FUCK TEH POLIZE I SMOKE TEH HERB AND PRAISE JAH AND MY 15th BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW, YEA STUPID POLICE HATES ME AND MY SK8TR BOIS.


Jul 28 2010 10:26PM
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broto
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i lol'd.
Jul 28 2010 10:26PM
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Arabian.
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I'll show you a gay cop.....

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Jul 28 2010 10:27PM
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Fuck.W.M.E.
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1337 always has the most quality posts. Lold
Jul 28 2010 10:27PM
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BLUMPKING
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its quite obvious you have a hard time in english class. this thread sucks.
Jul 28 2010 10:29PM
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A.Eberhard
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lol I love your posts.
Jul 28 2010 10:32PM
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jblaski
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You know when a few cops go a bit overboard, and end up beating the shit out of a kid? And it ends up on YouTube, and a bunch of 15 year olds bitch about it on Newschoolers?

I hope you're the next kid who gets the shit beat out of him.

Stop being a little bitch and breaking the law, and the cops won't hassle you.
Jul 28 2010 10:32PM
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Lwaghorn
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well one time i was driving home from the movies and there was completely nobody on the roads. and this guy on the street next did a U-turn for watever reason. then a cop pulled out of the dark mist and pulled the guy over.

though it was kinda an ass hole move considering there was nobody around. and it was a clean U-turn. but thats all i got.
Jul 28 2010 10:35PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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oh man, this cop was soo gay

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Jul 28 2010 10:38PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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there's a picture there i think..
Jul 28 2010 10:38PM
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315jibber94
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there ya go. 1 out 0f 15 posts that wasnt hate...

im not saying i wasnt at fault...im just saying it was a dick move...you have to admit. and every cop thread i read i geek out cause it sucks soo bad what happened...why not have a whole thread with it?

Jul 28 2010 10:39PM
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gyarados
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ok, heres my story:
so its my bro's and we're partying and all of the sudden 2 male cops bust in and are like "we got a complaint about not enough fun" and just start stripping and dancing to techno music. WHAT A FUCKIN PRICK!
Jul 28 2010 10:39PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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... its jim dangle. he's a cop. and he's gay.
Jul 28 2010 10:39PM
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Trollolo
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Your town has a curfew? Talk about a police state. So much for the land of the free eh
Jul 28 2010 10:40PM
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canterbury
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thread backfire
Jul 28 2010 10:41PM
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Milksteak
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You're fucking dumb. Grow up.
Jul 28 2010 10:42PM
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oreopancake.
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This one time, me and some friends were just chillin' and dillin' and gellin'. Then some gay-ass copper came and said "you boyz are chillin' and dillin' and gellin' like a bunch of felons, i'm going to have to seize you and bumsex you". I was like wtf no bro I ain't no queerosexual and then he took off his clothes and started dancing to Village People and then spread his buttcheeks at my bro Chad. We got his badge numba and then he was tots fired by the police.

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that's him.
Jul 28 2010 10:44PM
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.frenchy
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Wow, so ignant dude.
Jul 28 2010 10:45PM
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pigglywiggly
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cute grammar
Jul 28 2010 10:46PM
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danderson.
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Well there ya go

Jul 28 2010 10:49PM
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rockjumper
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There is always two sides to a story. i bet this guy told all his friends about the biggest "fag" on the state police.

Jul 28 2010 10:55PM
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Uncle.Badness
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I love you, no homo actually jk yes homo.
Jul 28 2010 10:58PM
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pmw
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i'll show you a retard...
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Jul 28 2010 10:59PM
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JStrathern
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hahaha i loved it
Jul 28 2010 11:07PM
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nomensteven
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That is all
Jul 28 2010 11:12PM
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hauser
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Today at dinner i was talking to my friend and she said that she went to dinner with a bunch of cops and that they talked about how they would arrest people just because they were black. I hate police they are assholes its not just a stereotype in my case. I might change my mind when I meet a good cop.
Jul 28 2010 11:21PM
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bangarangmules
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Hah the part about the protractor was pretty funny, the rest was pretty difficult to read however.
Jul 28 2010 11:30PM
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1337
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Maine pride? hahahaha classic mainah accent right there. I think he would have had it easier if he had just stfu
Jul 28 2010 11:38PM
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.cam.
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last summer a bunch of my friends decided to move there neighbor's(also my friend) soccer net to his front yard from his backyard when he was away. their neighbor calls the cops on them and says they are braking mailboxes. four squad cars and a suv come hauling in and question each of my friends individualy for like half an hour each and stuff went on their record.
Jul 28 2010 11:40PM
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COrider
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Wow the officer in that video is pretty amazing at keeping his cool.
Jul 28 2010 11:46PM
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ski2sky.
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hahahahahaha no fucking way
Jul 28 2010 11:53PM
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nickyp
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Damn, I saw the words 'gay' and 'cop', and hoped this thread would be about assless chaps.


V.disappointed, OP
Jul 28 2010 11:56PM
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frp1080
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like two weeks ago we had been blazing in my friends car and like an hour we went to get drinks and we got pulled over after a cop followed us out of stop&shop, he followed us for like 10 minutes and then pulled us over and said we had "gone over the yellow line" he ended up lettiing us go but it was bullshit and i had weed on me so it could have been gay


but last friday me and the same kids and some other kids were about to go to the beach and we had beers in our hands and an atv cop came by(it was at night so we couldnt tell it was a cop until too late) and he saw the beers and he took the rack and was like im gonna search the car, and we had weed and a handle in there, and he called in another officer in a car and ended up making us call our parents and having them come pick us up which is kinda gay cause im 19(ie hes not supposed to call your parents once your over 18) but thats much better than getting arrested so this guy let us off pretty easy
Jul 29 2010 12:07AM
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comeatmebro
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haha wait why the fuck did you stop for the cops on your quad?
Jul 29 2010 12:21AM
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GILLSKI
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this reminds me of one of the Fuck the police threads that the kid starts out saying "well I went to my buddy to pick up a ounce" and he didnt even get in trouble yet he still says fuck the police.
Jul 29 2010 1:53AM
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Master_Debater
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You Leave disturbing images in my head you do.
Jul 29 2010 2:02AM
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rach
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Some...I think its a pretty hard job but someone's got to do it. I've actually met some alright cops. There are some power hungry douche bags out there though, for sure.
Jul 29 2010 3:04AM
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XtRemE11
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wow fuck you.. yeah he was being such a bad kid driving 100 yards on his atv at the wrong angle, how dare he break the law.... and wow being out after curfew? people who dont obey a bullshit curfew deserve jail time for sure.

but seriously, if you actually think he did anything wrong at all your a fuck nut. he broke some bullshit retarded law that not only shouldnt exist, but enforcing is more wrong than breaking it.

i hate people who are too blind and retarded to make up their own minds when it comes to the law. anyone who thinks that just because a law exists it should be obeyed despite if its right or wrong gets no respect at all from me.

Jul 29 2010 3:24AM
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smooticus
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? lots of places have curfew if your underage. its unsafe for kids to be out on the street in the middle of the night. And i can see your canadian so if i see you bashing america again i will ass rape you with pineapple wrapped in poison oak. canada fucking sucks
Jul 29 2010 3:40AM
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smooticus
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Sorry for the double post

yoy sir are retarded. its one thing to say that its not immoral to break a dumb law but to bitch when you get in trouble is just stupid. grow up
Jul 29 2010 3:44AM
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timmi
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i fucking hate you


okay, well no....
but really, grow up... cops are in charge. you're like 13 and have to go by there rules... its how it goes. learn it. love it.

and curfew? worse things have happened.
Jul 29 2010 3:52AM
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XtRemE11
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no he's right, curfew's are stupid. yeah thats fantastic if you think its unsafe for kids to be out on the street in the middle of the night, (even though your wrong about that too) even if it were unsafe, its not the law's job to protect people from "unsafe" times at night, its their own damn responsibility.
america bashing would be perfectly acceptable in this case.
freedom has its cost, you cant have freedom, and the government holding your hand telling you what to do all the time. its hard to call where i live the United States anymore when there are law's like this all over the fucking place.
Jul 29 2010 3:54AM
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XtRemE11
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i think its perfectly acceptable to bitch about it. its better than him just bitching up and taking it even though the law is wrong. following a law just because it exists without looking at if its right or wrong is stupid. law's like this need to be broken, and its good that they do.
Jul 29 2010 4:10AM
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Gstrong
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pardon?
Jul 29 2010 5:11AM
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315jibber94
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17 but alright?

Jul 29 2010 10:36AM
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315jibber94
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well cause it was on a road we always ride and have to to get to the trails...and its like a 2 lane highway (55mph limit) and huge shoulders, and we were on the wrong side of the road and i was sitting on the road at an angle so i could cross the road cause there was a huge line of cars i figured maybe one would stop and let me go, then a cop comes in that line so i said fuck it
Jul 29 2010 10:38AM
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Ski_the_east01
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uhhh...I think its called "to protect and serve" for a reason
Jul 29 2010 10:39AM
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