Don't get me wrong...

...I fucking love bacon, but I CANNOT STAND IT when bacon is undercooked. I love it so much, i want to have sex with the crispy goodness, but when it is super undercooked and flabby and disgusting I want to cry and cause a newspaper worthy commotion at a local Denny's, even if my sandwich isn't from Denny's. All I want is for the bacon to be real bacon. When I bite into my breakfast sandwich I don't want to drag an entire piece of raw bacon out and have it hanging out of my mouth by a string like a fucking dingleberry off a half dead dog's asshole. i want it to crispily crunch and leave its recently halved counterpart back in my sandwich between egg, cheese, and bagel so I can savor it for the next delicious bite. So, all you chubby frycooks, BE PATIENT AND MAKE THE BACON CRISPY. But not too crispy and burnt...