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Don't get me wrong...

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no_steeze
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...I fucking love bacon, but I CANNOT STAND IT when bacon is undercooked. I love it so much, i want to have sex with the crispy goodness, but when it is super undercooked and flabby and disgusting I want to cry and cause a newspaper worthy commotion at a local Denny's, even if my sandwich isn't from Denny's. All I want is for the bacon to be real bacon. When I bite into my breakfast sandwich I don't want to drag an entire piece of raw bacon out and have it hanging out of my mouth by a string like a fucking dingleberry off a half dead dog's asshole. i want it to crispily crunch and leave its recently halved counterpart back in my sandwich between egg, cheese, and bagel so I can savor it for the next delicious bite. So, all you chubby frycooks, BE PATIENT AND MAKE THE BACON CRISPY. But not too crispy and burnt...
Jul 28 2010 3:56PM
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BC.
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amen.
Jul 28 2010 3:57PM
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ski2sky.
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Jul 28 2010 3:58PM
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Gnarshred
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I think we can all agree we like perfectly cooked bacon:
Jul 28 2010 3:58PM
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will-g
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Jul 28 2010 3:58PM
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SteezeBall
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amen
Jul 28 2010 3:58PM
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no_steeze
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Burnt is better than undercooked imo, but obviously neither is ideal

also don't get me started on turkey bacon...fucking pussy shit
Jul 28 2010 3:59PM
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Cow_Jibber
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A good veterinarian should be able to revive my bacon
Jul 28 2010 3:59PM
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.frenchy
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HEY, i like it when its all fat and chewy!
Jul 28 2010 4:00PM
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Abc567def
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amen
Jul 28 2010 4:00PM
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no_steeze
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just how you like dick, right?
Jul 28 2010 4:00PM
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.frenchy
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hahaha good one, but no. Then you must like your dicks skinny and short right?
Jul 28 2010 4:01PM
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Milksteak
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FUCK YEAH! Undercooked bacon is the worst IMO.
Jul 28 2010 4:02PM
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.frenchy
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okay i take back my previous statement.

this is my favorite kind of BACON..

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Jul 28 2010 4:03PM
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no_steeze
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currently i'm lying on my bed wearing nothing but a team monogrammed spandex unisuit pulled down to my waist...i cannot comment on anything involving secksuality
Jul 28 2010 4:04PM
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VCharette
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wait what?
Jul 28 2010 4:04PM
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Schlop
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I don't mind when it's slightly undercooked, but crispy is FUCKING BONGOS.

I'd still take burnt any day though.



THE WORST is at fast food places, like Tim Hortons, when the bacon is slimy and and chewy. Making bacon isn't rocket science but they never fucking get it right cause it's so processed.
Jul 28 2010 4:04PM
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no_steeze
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that's the best if you're eating it straight or as a side with eggs, but in a sandwich i like thin, crispy, and greasy
Jul 28 2010 4:05PM
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no_steeze
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someone's never seen an old dog try to shit...
Jul 28 2010 4:06PM
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Zump.
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Jul 28 2010 4:08PM
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Balto
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bacons has to be so crispy it brakes when picking it up, at least thats the way My dad and I enjoy it best
Jul 28 2010 4:09PM
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dreadyboy
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Am I the only one who doesn't like bacon?
Jul 28 2010 4:09PM
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hablablaha
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Bacon on toast = breakfast of champions
Jul 28 2010 4:10PM
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Gnarshred
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This is now a thread to post your favorite bacon related pictures:
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Jul 28 2010 4:10PM
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no_steeze
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i bet you're the type of person who's shits only require one flush...
Jul 28 2010 4:12PM
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dreadyboy
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With my toilet at home yeah, low flow ftw
but no at my dads it's almost always two
Jul 28 2010 4:13PM
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Milksteak
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I bet you're the kind of person who prefers sausage...pussy.
Jul 28 2010 4:15PM
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no_steeze
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no just sausage, not pussy
Jul 28 2010 4:17PM
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Schlop
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My dad and I share a pound of bacon before making an omelet before we ski. Just a plate with paper towel soaking up the grease, with a pile of bacon.
Jul 28 2010 4:19PM
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Milksteak
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I do that with my brother all the time. So delicious, makes my fucking day.
Jul 28 2010 4:20PM
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no_steeze
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word gotta have towels when you cook it in the microwave

if its going in a sandwich though i cook it most of the way, remove the towels, then let it grease for the final few seconds
Jul 28 2010 4:20PM
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Gnarshred
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fuck microwaving. Gotta fry that shit up in a pan. throw it on some paper towels, then cook up eggs in the bacon grease. fuckin money!
Jul 28 2010 4:25PM
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Milksteak
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Yessir! Eggs cooked in bacon grease is the illist shit you'll eat today. I
Jul 28 2010 4:27PM
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hurrisun
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no way man bacon should be a chocking hazard

floppy for the win
Jul 28 2010 4:29PM
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Arabian.
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This picture makes me confused. I would have sex with someone for decent bacon. If I have to eat these girls for bacon, I would immediately.
Jul 28 2010 4:29PM
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rudeboy
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I disagree, i like my streaky bacon chewy, microwaved with a pinch of salt mmmm
Jul 28 2010 4:32PM
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Skibumsmith
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god damn that is a beautiful sight
Jul 28 2010 4:34PM
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Ducky.
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Bacon has to be crisp, but not dry.
When you get it right, oh boyyyy(:
Jul 28 2010 4:36PM
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Schlop
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Naw man it's all about the stove, but be let it sit on the paper towels after it comes off so we don't get heart conditions haha. The grease damn good though
Jul 28 2010 4:40PM
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no_steeze
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best for sure but i rarely have enough time, i'm always cooking bacon in a hurry and i don't like it one bit, i need time to cook my bacon
Jul 28 2010 4:45PM
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Dainsey
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SAME here.
Jul 28 2010 4:56PM
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Bryan*
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please say n/h.
Jul 28 2010 4:57PM
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Jamestown
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Canadian bacon ftw.
Jul 28 2010 4:58PM
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Milksteak
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No.
Jul 28 2010 5:01PM
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Kangbang
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Aug 12 2010 3:57PM
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beezey
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I love bacon, I want to have great sex and then eat a shit ton of bacon, or eat a ton of bacon and have sloppy greasy sex, or both. then watch tv with a blunt. perfect night, also I'm single
Aug 12 2010 4:07PM
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Kangbang
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can i do this with you?
Aug 12 2010 4:10PM
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FerrisBueller
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your my dream girl i promise you.
Aug 12 2010 4:15PM
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FerrisBueller
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+k

and amen as well.
Aug 12 2010 4:16PM
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Kangbang
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Aug 12 2010 4:19PM
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