Sooooooooo...
it has been quite a bad month for me. I'll start off with a story.
I had just gotten done with youthgroup on the night of July 11, 2010. I left a little bit early because I had to go pick up some friends and give them a ride. To the target parking lot I go to meet up with some kids. I get there, pick them up (four of them to be exact) so my car is packed full. They pull out a pipe, said they had some green so I thought, why not? I'll take a few hits, head home and pass out. (OMG claim i smoke weed i'm so cool...yeah fuck off)...Now, I pull out of the parking lot and had two decisions. Take a right and head into town, or take a left and go out of town. I didn't want to do it in the middle of town so I took a left...mistake #1. As i'm driving i'm looking for an abandoned parking lot. BINGO. There's one right on my left. Totally abandoned parking lot where some apartments were being built. Nothin in the area except a few complexes that were about 2 minutes away. Perfect! mistake #2...I pull in the parking lot get out the pipe and load up a bowl. So all my windows are down, all is good. Take my first rip, inhale. As I am inhaling, all my friends are like, "woah dude a car is pulling up! hide the pipe!" So still with smoke in my mouth, I put it in my mouth and act like nothing is happening. As I look to my left, there I see it....my parents, both mom and dad in the car staring right at me. Now a little info on my parents, EXTREMELY conservative/christian people. I've never seen my dad drunk and neither my mom. I've never heard either of them sware and they both said they haven't smoked before EVER in their lives. Not even a cigar. So the first thing my mom says is "watcha guys doin?" With smoke still in my mouth, an awkward silence followed...I was caught. I blow the smoke out my window, look back at my parents and felt like shiiiit. They made me get out of the car, get in the car with my dad and my mom drove all my friends home. Now, go ahead and call me an idiot for smoking there but let me straighten things out.
-Abandone parking lot pretty far out of town
-Hidden behind a building that was being built
-????
-Profit
Supposedly my parents were going to go pick up my little sister from a friends house that was down the road at those apartments I was talking about earlier. The fact that they saw my car, (suuuuper random) pulled up RIGHT as i was taking a hit, and caught me literally in the act, makes me wonder....I guess I was meant to be caught
So fellow NS'ers, be smart, make sure no one is around, and have a safe rest of the summer.
Sparknotes: parents caught me smoking in an abandoned parking lot while on their way to pick up my sister.