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THE DEFINITIVE QUESTION...
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Okay. Here's the scenario:
SMOKIN' chick, right? Like, amazing body, kind of bitch but damn... problem is she was in a drug deal mishap and was shot several times in the face causing a few deformities, it's still a face... kind of... OKAY, so you're kind of ghey, and don't get any hot chicks and this girl will makeout with you, possibly more, but making out is the gateway step.
NOW
There's another chick, you've known her for a while, she's super cool. Maybe she snowboards and you ski and you have that in common... but this chick is also morbidly obese. She's really cool but really fucking fat. And she is also willing to makeout etc with you.
You haven't gotten any ever and haven't masturbated on the upside to seven weeks. You need some action. NOW.
SO WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
face shot off girl vs. fatty girl
-Lauren
Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
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As a girl, hotty with no face...but if i were a guy, id hella take fatty cause you know that shes most likely never been laid, so shes got a lot of energy built up. Hotty might have a few stds...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
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Talkin from experience there Irish?
EH?
Motherfuckers...
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I dunno, personally i like NOT being engulfed in fat by whoever i'm screwing...
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the skim one. leave the 2% fatty on her own
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
adrian
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can you clarify on how fat the fat chick is, because that is a very important factor
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
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^she said the girl had 17 chins.. so she must be fucking F A T.. its funny how hardly anyone anwsered the question properly, even after she said no paper bags or anything, everyone still said id put a bag over her face..
Personally, id go for the one who was shot and put a bag over her face! no, but seriosuly id go for the that one anyways, i dont really know why, probably because the rest of the body is fine.. im curious as to what you were trying to conclude by asking this
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face shot off, just use a paper bag, plus i'm not into the fattys at all
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if half of her face is shot off does that mean that her mouth is smaller and tighter?
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id chop both of the girls heads off and do the switch then fuck the hot body-fat head one like woah
w.m.h
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start lookign for new chicks... theres an idea
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I think that is one of my favorite vids of all time. It is awe inspiring and so pure and honest. As pure and honest as a 5 year old, and god do I love five year olds... {haggar}
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whore myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a peice. or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a peice. what? don't look at me like that. fat chicks need lovin' too, but they gotta pay.
the family guy quote master has spoken
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
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*note*that quote was editing a little to make sense.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
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in the darkest depts of mordor i met a girl so fair
but gollum, the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.... so ya... face shot off, for sure
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i'd do em both at the same time. i am joking.
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