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THE DEFINITIVE QUESTION...

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ThisAngelicRage
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Okay. Here's the scenario:

SMOKIN' chick, right? Like, amazing body, kind of bitch but damn... problem is she was in a drug deal mishap and was shot several times in the face causing a few deformities, it's still a face... kind of... OKAY, so you're kind of ghey, and don't get any hot chicks and this girl will makeout with you, possibly more, but making out is the gateway step.

NOW

There's another chick, you've known her for a while, she's super cool. Maybe she snowboards and you ski and you have that in common... but this chick is also morbidly obese. She's really cool but really fucking fat. And she is also willing to makeout etc with you.

You haven't gotten any ever and haven't masturbated on the upside to seven weeks. You need some action. NOW.

SO WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
face shot off girl vs. fatty girl





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
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Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 8:12PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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this can apply to men too.

and the girl with her face shot off, has like half a mouth and shit... it's pretty nasty. the other girl has 17 chins.... it's also quite nasty.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 8:14PM
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ErikT
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I choose the hot supermodel in the corner rubbing and licking her lips while taunting me with her middle and index fingers to come over and show her the works

.Ski.
Apr 20 2004 8:15PM
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sherLocke
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face shot off girl of course, just blaze it from behind.



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Apr 20 2004 8:15PM
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five0
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well most likely the fatty has got a nasty face too so why not bone the girl with the tight bod?
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Apr 20 2004 8:16PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i'd choose my hand until i could get some liquor and then its fair play





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Apr 20 2004 8:17PM
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ScratchCobra66
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hah...the girl got her face shot off...what kind of town do you live in??



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Apr 20 2004 8:17PM
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NewSchoolSnow
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if she got shot in the face wouldnt she be dead?

Id choose the fat one if she would lost alot weight before I chose.


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Apr 20 2004 8:17PM
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J.D.
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Really, though, you people have overlooked the fact that this question is actually a guise for an exercise to prove that men will screw anything with 4 limbs, and aren't necessarily even that discriminating.


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Apr 20 2004 8:18PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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no, that's feminist like and I loathe feminists. this is just a question. it was first posed november of 02 and there is still no strong answer. personally I would go with the face shot off.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 8:19PM
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ScratchCobra66
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id say none.



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'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
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Apr 20 2004 8:28PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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from the question you're hooking up with the chick just for action so personality doesn't matter. I'd go with messed up face girl just cause you could just have sex with her and close your eyes.


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Apr 20 2004 8:28PM
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J.D.
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Well then, to answer your non-feminist question in a disappointing way, since I've had to turn down absolutely gorgeous girls, great personalities and dazzling intellects for the sake of principle, I don't see why these should be any different. Sorry if that sounded like a cop out.


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Apr 20 2004 8:31PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Yea if a chick gets shot several times in the face and lives she must be pretty special so im going with her




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Apr 20 2004 8:44PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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NO. OKAY. you HAVE to pick one, and it's based on everything, and you have to kiss them.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 8:44PM
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EastCoastPride
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i choose you... pikachu.


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Apr 20 2004 8:46PM
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ErikT
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What sick son of a bitch would think of this situation? If it truly came down to that choice, i would just leave, fuck the action, not worth the destruction it would cause on my self-esteem and i would lose all respect for myself.

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Apr 20 2004 8:47PM
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EastCoastPride
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OPCIKACHU PIKCAHCU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU


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Apr 20 2004 8:48PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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teddy, I already explained to you that you are exempt. you can't deny who you are buddy. it's okay.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 8:52PM
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bigsky_gurl
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being a girl you would have to choose the fucked up face. IF a guy is THAT fat, i doubt he could have sex, it would be barried under the fat. IF you were on top, could your legs reach around his massive body?



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Apr 20 2004 8:52PM
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ilovehead
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Nothing a paperbag can't fix...
Apr 20 2004 8:52PM
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r5tommy
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

really though, why would you want the fat girl
Apr 20 2004 8:56PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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um.... seeing as her face got shot would, wouldnt she have no lips left for you to kiss? this is straight out of 'Invisible Monsters'... for whoevers read it.
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Apr 20 2004 9:02PM
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freeskiing04
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or do it in the dark yea
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Apr 20 2004 9:04PM
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ilovehead
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Plus, since you havn't jerked off in 7 weeks, it doesn't have to be intimate and all.. wham bam thank you ma'am
Apr 20 2004 9:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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what's invisible monsters? like a worst case scenarios book?

but she has lips, a mix of lips and scarred skin where there were lips before the accident





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 9:19PM
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EastCoastPride
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are we drawing a self-portrait here?


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Apr 20 2004 9:21PM
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Adamskinick
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bullet girl no question, that last thing i want to do is have to live with myself sayin that i got with a girl who had cankles, im sorry i couldnt live with myself
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Apr 20 2004 9:22PM
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ilovehead
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^ BAAAHHH HAHAHA, 10 points to that one...
Apr 20 2004 9:22PM
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samck89
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i dont know, if you had too kiss and it had to be an intimate like toungue in throat kiss than the fat chick, but if you could get the kissing done with a little peck and then put the paper bag on and move on then its the formerly hot chick, because who wants to suck on rotting flesh, oh god damn, i think i just threw up a little bit in the back of my mouth

but anyways im sorta fat, not like morbidly obese or anything even close to that but im definitely pretty chubby,im no where close to where you would have trouble wrapping your legs around me, and there are absolutely no fat roles in my pubic area, so id also have to ask how fat this fat chick is, is she like the milkshake chick from ebaumsworld, if you know who im talking about, or what
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Apr 20 2004 9:29PM
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r5tommy
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haha i know what your talking about


that video is so fucking funny
Apr 20 2004 9:37PM
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strode
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a chick who used to be a model but now has no face is not going to have a problem if you don't want to kiss her. she'll understand just fine. besides you can turn out the lights and hit it from the back



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Apr 20 2004 9:39PM
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ilovehead
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I think the chick who used to be a model would shoot herself in the face again and make sure she was dead because she's got nothing else going for her.. unless of course hand modelling makes alot of money... or she could be a porn star body double...
Apr 20 2004 9:43PM
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Meh42
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ok, the key is to get a brown bag for the face shot off one... and the fat chick should go eath some icecream cause shes sad that shes so fat nobody would make out iwth her over someone with no face
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Apr 20 2004 9:49PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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no guys. there are no loop holes. no lights out, no paper bags, no little pecks. you've got to makeout with one of these chicks.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 20 2004 10:07PM
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lj5
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^face shot off girl just grab her boob close your eyes and suck some deformed flesh


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Apr 20 2004 10:43PM
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Ski-hobo
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Kill both of them and sell there bodies to Chinese profeteers
Apr 20 2004 10:45PM
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lineskier10
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face shot off one for the body, and fat people dont snowboard
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Apr 20 2004 10:48PM
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HandiBoard
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well first of all, you do both of them, first you get the fat chick to suck your dick because thats all their good for, and then you fuck the other hot one with the fucked up face, but firat you paper bag her
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Apr 20 2004 10:50PM
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ilovehead
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^that would work... if we had two penises...
Apr 20 2004 10:57PM
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ilovehead
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wait wait... i'm an idiot, i re-read... you said 'and then' instead of 'meanwhile'... my bad
Apr 20 2004 10:58PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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invisible monsters is a book by chuck palahniuk, fight club author. it has an ex-model with a blown off face... no jaw bone left though.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 21 2004 12:13AM
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sconniestyle
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i suppose fucking the injured chick could count as community service or something, like when you visit the hospital with balloons and shit.



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Apr 21 2004 12:27AM
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Ghost
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I would take the goat.



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Apr 21 2004 12:38AM
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samck89
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haha ^, but ye if you really have to make out, i think i'll take the fatty
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Apr 21 2004 5:40AM
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d-loc
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i would just 'make out' with the models 'lips'. oh yeah score one for me for finding a loop hole



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Apr 21 2004 10:19AM
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icecreamsandwich
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aww goats are cute.

but for the question...i think i would take the fatty...kissing scar tissue and rotting flesh...thats grosser than fucking a fat person. but how fat are we talking here?


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Apr 21 2004 11:34AM
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LittleDevil720
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id put a paper bag over the sgirl witht he smoking body, and then give it to her..
Apr 21 2004 11:39AM
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L337_0wn493
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face shot off girl for me

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Apr 21 2004 11:41AM
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skisebski
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howd she get her face shot off?




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Apr 21 2004 11:59AM
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winterparksuks
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watch silence of t he lambs and you will change your mind i would keep whacking





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