Replying to THE DEFINITIVE QUESTION...

Okay. Here's the scenario:

SMOKIN' chick, right? Like, amazing body, kind of bitch but damn... problem is she was in a drug deal mishap and was shot several times in the face causing a few deformities, it's still a face... kind of... OKAY, so you're kind of ghey, and don't get any hot chicks and this girl will makeout with you, possibly more, but making out is the gateway step.

NOW

There's another chick, you've known her for a while, she's super cool. Maybe she snowboards and you ski and you have that in common... but this chick is also morbidly obese. She's really cool but really fucking fat. And she is also willing to makeout etc with you.

You haven't gotten any ever and haven't masturbated on the upside to seven weeks. You need some action. NOW.

SO WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
face shot off girl vs. fatty girl





-Lauren


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