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twoplankerbean
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I'm getting married soon and need to get my groomsmen some badass gifts. I've got four brothers in the wedding, plus four other friends, so i don't want to break the bank. I've ruled out getting flasks (too cliche) and beer mugs (one of my brothers already gave them to his groomsmen).

I was thinking about a badass knife for each of them, or a leatherman tool..... every one of them is a skier, so i thought maybe something ski related. the problem with that is that not all of them ski a ton, and they all have all of the gear they need.

help! i've got about a month to get it figured out, and i know nsg is the spot to come up with some creative/funny/mildly inappropriate gift ideas. thoughts?
Jul 26 2010 12:32AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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zippo
Jul 26 2010 12:34AM
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twoplankerbean
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another one of the brothers gave us all personalized zippos and a corncob pipe....
Jul 26 2010 12:36AM
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pomme-de-terre
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what if you got them those ski pole flasks, each one monogrammed with their name and shit?


i actually think a nice leatherman and a case with like the wedding name and shit on it would be pretty sweet though.

giving out knives before a wedding reception is a terrible idea though. it seems awesome at first like "these are fucking sweet" and then 51 beers later its like "yeah! lets duel on a table!!"
Jul 26 2010 12:36AM
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TOK
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You could get them a ski tuning kit in a nice leather case, oh and congratulations!
Jul 26 2010 12:36AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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well your brothers are the fucking tits ahaha
Jul 26 2010 12:37AM
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bibs_skibum
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my brother got married last year and his whole groomsman party was super outdoorsy and he got us this

http://www.rei.com/product/762081?cm_mmc=ps_google_CH-_-Category%20-%20TTO-_-TTO_Brand_Leatherman_Skeletool-_-leatherman%20skeletool&mr:adGroup=1773369095&mr:ad=4354703285&mr:keyword=leatherman%20skeletool&mr:placement=&mr:match=e&mr:referralID=NA&gclid=CJXDyoSviKMCFRtinAodPnk_cg

And i use it all the time. Its super legit too
Jul 26 2010 12:38AM
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.jersey
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just give them a bottle of jack
Jul 26 2010 12:38AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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http://www.groomsmen.com/
Jul 26 2010 12:38AM
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ski2sky.
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fleshlights?
Jul 26 2010 12:39AM
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DlX
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Why would they want toothpsate?
Jul 26 2010 12:40AM
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Scott0_robot0
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flesh light!
Jul 26 2010 12:41AM
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BEARS.
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chainsaws. then have them fight each other at the end of the ceremony.
Jul 26 2010 12:41AM
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ski2sky.
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I BEAT YOU!... wait
Jul 26 2010 12:42AM
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ski2sky.
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haha +k
Jul 26 2010 12:43AM
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twoplankerbean
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I think we've found a winner. thanks man!
Jul 26 2010 12:53AM
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BEARS.
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good choice btw. i have one and carry it everyday.
Jul 26 2010 12:54AM
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finchski
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haha he said not break the bank! so you think that a seasons pass times 8 is cheap haha thats like 8 grand
Jul 26 2010 1:01AM
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ski2sky.
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still would go with the fleshlights
Jul 26 2010 1:02AM
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Mtougas
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marraige councellor for after a month...jk a good bottle of wine is always nice.
Jul 26 2010 3:04AM
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canterbury
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i third this, these are very legit. bought one for my brother as a gift, he uses it tons.
Jul 26 2010 3:08AM
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twoplankerbean
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we've been doing the whole pre-marriage counseling thing. hopefully that prevents the need for marriage counseling..... i guess we'll see.

thanks for the help guys! i think i'm gonna go with the skeleton tool. fleshlight isn't a bad plan, but they're all either married or have girlfriends. one has a girlfriend and a pocket pussy. fleshlight just doesn't seem necessary.
Jul 26 2010 3:13AM
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whegrodamus.
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congrats on getting married, get them shakeweights for men
Jul 26 2010 3:17AM
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ski2sky.
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i originally posted... and no, i dont own a fleshlight, but i for as hell would mind recieving mine.
Jul 26 2010 3:28AM
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Balto
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pay for all the lap dances at your bachelor party?
Jul 26 2010 3:30AM
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Steezyskis303
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you got it backwards, THEY pay for HIS last fun night of his life.

Jul 26 2010 3:33AM
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ski2sky.
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sure as hell
Jul 26 2010 3:35AM
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twoplankerbean
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"thanks for being in my wedding guys! i'd like to give you the gift of buying me lap dances!"

that would go over like a fart in church.
Jul 26 2010 3:39AM
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Steezyskis303
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i have to admit i've never heard that one before.

and true, but I remember most bachelor parties are held by them for you. I was saying let them pay for your fun, and you give them that awesome leatherman.

and btw, congrats!
Jul 26 2010 3:41AM
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Arabian.
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Get him a decent watch or pair of shoes. If he's outdoorsy, decent climbing shoes and a tent. Very outdoorsy? Carbon fiber multi-tool. Cater to his interests.

Or if you really wanna just knock 'em dead, get them imported beer Steins and a keg.
Jul 26 2010 3:43AM
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Static
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Give them a framed nude photo of the bride.
Jul 26 2010 5:41AM
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SkierX
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First off, congratulations!

Second, off, I like the ski-tuning kit for them. If they are all skiers, it's personal, and awesome. Even a casual skier would think it's pretty damn cool.

Everyone get's beer mugs, flasks or knives. Buck the trend.
Jul 26 2010 9:55AM
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neutralzombie
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ski pole flask!!
Jul 26 2010 12:11PM
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twoplankerbean
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maybe i'll buy them all donator status on ns....
Jul 26 2010 7:30PM
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molsongolden
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my dad gave all his groomsmen these

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Jul 27 2010 4:24PM
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T.L.
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Grab a couple of these and load em' up with a massive music or porn collection. 

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822152139
Jul 27 2010 4:32PM
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BrewskiJr
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blowjobs.













waT?

no but that LEatherman Multi tool looks sick. I might have to get one for myslef. Congrats man!
Jul 27 2010 5:03PM
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Norred
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Give em each a surefire, although they're a bit pricy...

http://www.surefire.com/Flashlights
Jul 27 2010 5:37PM
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