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HOLY TITS!

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twin-tip-hero
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I'm speechless.

Jul 24 2010 9:47PM
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gus555
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holy..dildos?
Jul 24 2010 9:48PM
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ngates_EC
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psh, I can do that with my ski boots on...
Jul 24 2010 9:49PM
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skithecanada
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Soccer is for douchers anyways.
Jul 24 2010 9:50PM
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i.ski.troll.
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that was absolutely insane!
Jul 24 2010 9:50PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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wow that was fucking money
Jul 24 2010 9:50PM
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twin-tip-hero
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you sir can go fuckoff.
Jul 24 2010 9:51PM
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Big_Spence
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that was so fucking sick.
glad this wasn't a stupid bullshit thread like 80% of the rest of NSG.
Jul 24 2010 9:52PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Party Pooper?
Jul 24 2010 9:52PM
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Sitch.
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skillz
Jul 24 2010 9:52PM
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twin-tip-hero
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I like to contribute and fight against the rest of the BS here in NSG.  TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE TROLLS!
Jul 24 2010 9:53PM
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skithecanada
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I love soccer don't worry.
Jul 24 2010 9:54PM
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skier_boy26
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this
Jul 24 2010 9:55PM
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Shreddysaurus
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the amount of inb4's you put basically qualifies you as troll status
Jul 24 2010 9:56PM
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Big_Spence
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post something that makes sense please.
Jul 24 2010 9:58PM
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Aaaron.
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spark.
Jul 24 2010 9:58PM
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TOK
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Impressive, juggling doesn't say too much about how good you actually are at soccer though. It means you spend a lot of time with the ball and juggling is the best way to work on your touches. However, if every time you get a ball out all you do is juggle then you're not actually playing the sport.
Jul 24 2010 10:01PM
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jblaski
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I strongly dislike soccer (as I'm watching Real Salt Lake on TV??), but even I can appreciate the ball handling skills of that guy. I was seriously was impressed.
Jul 24 2010 10:06PM
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iSmokeweed
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why do people think soccer is "gay"? its the worlds most popular sport for a reason.
Jul 24 2010 10:13PM
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Shreddysaurus
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ya be we are american and we hate the rest of the world.
Jul 24 2010 10:15PM
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Austeeze
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exactly, best sport in the world by far.

that vid is madness

Jul 24 2010 10:16PM
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Mike-O
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The Swedish shitty music ruined my experience watching that video. Here's something sicker from Remi Gaillard himself:

Jul 24 2010 10:16PM
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little1337
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im friends with pele on newschoolers
Jul 24 2010 10:17PM
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ngates_EC
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my advisor/ math teacher at school played against pele when he was pro.
Jul 24 2010 10:18PM
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0ptions
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Amazing video.

And to answer your question, the reason I don't like soccer is because the only level I watch it at is professional and (especially in the world cup) it seems to be the only sport where diving is common practice. To me, growing up on hockey and football and other hard-hitting sports, seeing someone dive is pathetic and ruins the sport for me.

Other than that I enjoy playing it, but it could really do without all the players acting like 12 year old girls when they get touched by another player.
Jul 24 2010 10:22PM
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bob1233456
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that was pretty sick
Jul 24 2010 10:23PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i don't mind soccer myself, but the dives are an embarrassment to sports in general, and because some people don't like watching 90 minutes of play for 1 goal. its the world's most popular sport because all you need to play it is a ball, so anybody in the world can learn to play it, unlike pretty much every other sport.
Jul 24 2010 10:35PM
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Steezyskis303
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so impressive
Jul 24 2010 10:38PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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Jul 24 2010 10:44PM
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585.
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no you cant.
Jul 24 2010 10:46PM
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bustinthejus
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This thread doesn't deliver D:
Jul 24 2010 10:52PM
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superpoluh@@
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calling big spence a troll? ahaha good luck with that one guy
Jul 24 2010 11:03PM
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Kellso
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So epic i wish i had those skills!
Jul 24 2010 11:08PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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YOU WERE ADOPTED.
Jul 24 2010 11:27PM
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Shreddysaurus
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i love how internet reputations mean soo much.
Jul 24 2010 11:31PM
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p_n
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are you forgetting that skiing is a sport?
Jul 24 2010 11:35PM
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Shreddysaurus
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and curling
Jul 24 2010 11:36PM
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Ducky.
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That was crazy.
Jul 24 2010 11:36PM
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Peter.
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juggling is impossible for me for some reason
Jul 24 2010 11:46PM
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Dan.P
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I'm not sure that this is legit but its still pretty sick

Jul 25 2010 12:06AM
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blatt
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sickest video on this thread
Jul 25 2010 12:33AM
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Ethan.G
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Crazy ball handling skills. That's guy is amazing but I'd like to see him actually pay in a game
Jul 25 2010 12:45AM
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RiddleMeThis
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when they are volleying it back and forth with like handsprings is fake, i dunno about the rest of it but its still siick as hell
Jul 25 2010 12:47AM
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iSmokeweed
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Agreed but there is acting in every american sport.

Basketball: people sell the charge or the foul

Football: receivers who bitch at the refs

Baseball: not a real sport.

Laccrose: Fags-not that gay kind, the annoying kind- ACTING like they are cool

Skiing: Landing a trick and not celebrating
Jul 27 2010 1:10AM
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Mtougas
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dope. i wish i didnt work so much. i want to get out there and practice.
Jul 27 2010 1:42AM
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Pudge
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i love how unamused the bystanders in all the shots of france are.
Jul 27 2010 2:04AM
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