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What If 1000___________(fill in the blank)

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Freshbakedbread
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What if 1000________________

Fill In The Blank

Examples:

Native Americans rose from the ground

Balloons were attached to me

brontosauruses jumped through a hoop in a row

religious figures played a game of paintball


3,2,1... GO
Jul 24 2010 7:28PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
baseball bats were shoved up your ass
Jul 25 2010 12:35PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
people bit an apple at once
Jul 25 2010 2:22PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
nine THOUSAND!!!!one!!!!11!!
Jul 25 2010 2:25PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
Thats...thats..... ovER 9000!!!!

Jul 25 2010 2:34PM
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Willie_D
Posts: 127 - Karma: 14
naked crackheads played the worlds largest game of leap-frog on the white house front lawn..........
Jul 25 2010 2:42PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
people licked one tootsie pop
Jul 25 2010 6:43PM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
lbs. of pot
Jul 25 2010 8:33PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
laptops were burning underwater.
Jul 25 2010 8:55PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
What if 1000 pornstars all pulled down their panties in my bedroom at the same time?
Jul 25 2010 9:47PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
they would all be your cousin.

are cousin jokes getting old?
Jul 25 2010 9:49PM
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WAWARIDER
Posts: 222 - Karma: 10
What if 1000 skis were attached to your body and afterbang was as easy as looking like a G
Jul 25 2010 9:50PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
This.

This is why NSG is really gay most of the time.
Jul 25 2010 9:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Eh, I guess I sort of expected a few cousin jokes......As long as they are in good context and in a funny thread then its fine
Jul 25 2010 9:52PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i will try to keep it to a minimum.
Jul 25 2010 9:54PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53

Dollars were donated to NS.

i wonder what would happen

Jul 25 2010 10:01PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
MacMahoooon would buy 1000 dollars worth of beer.
Jul 25 2010 10:12PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
what if 1000 megan fox's hooked up with 1000 newschoolers....
Jul 25 2010 10:25PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
Trampolines were all next to each other
Jul 25 2010 10:40PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
sounds like a worthy charity
Jul 25 2010 10:42PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
pennies came out of your ear everytime you said "The"
Jul 26 2010 12:08PM
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Freeheel4real
Posts: 909 - Karma: 95
stupid threads got deleted
Jul 26 2010 12:11PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i think i just figured out the formula to south park episodes
Jul 26 2010 12:26PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
men and women peed in your anal cavity.
Jul 26 2010 1:04PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
i officialy call megan fox #696
Jul 26 2010 1:10PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
of your classmates died around you
Jul 26 2010 1:13PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
multiplied by 100,000 people voted to legalize weed...
Jul 26 2010 1:17PM
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Loodwik
Posts: 237 - Karma: 315

what if 1000 people came up with 1000 cousin jokes each

Jul 26 2010 1:29PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
what if you could fly?
Jul 26 2010 6:30PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
15 inch subs bass tested in you car
Jul 30 2010 11:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
What if 1000 tennis balls came out of my ass?
Aug 11 2010 6:23PM
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Da_CONK
Posts: 528 - Karma: 93
Oh shit
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Aug 11 2010 6:26PM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
needle fish grew in your dick?
Aug 11 2010 6:30PM
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siktrix777
Posts: 161 - Karma: 14
niggers
Aug 11 2010 6:35PM
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SteezCake
Posts: 60 - Karma: 13

different people were all doing the same thing at the same time?

Aug 11 2010 6:36PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Banhammer
Aug 11 2010 6:53PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 356
nations of the Persian empire descend upon you
Aug 11 2010 7:42PM
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scormier2
Posts: 124 - Karma: 14
velociraptors were cruising around your hood
Aug 11 2010 11:24PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
dead hookers were thrown in a sewer
Aug 11 2010 11:35PM
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