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What If 1000___________(fill in the blank)

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Freshbakedbread
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What if 1000________________

Fill In The Blank

Examples:

Native Americans rose from the ground

Balloons were attached to me

brontosauruses jumped through a hoop in a row

religious figures played a game of paintball


3,2,1... GO
Jul 24 2010 7:28PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
dildos got shoved up your ass.
Jul 24 2010 7:30PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
cats were in your anus
Jul 24 2010 7:30PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
noobs gtfo
Jul 24 2010 7:31PM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
what if 1000 unicorns raped you
Jul 24 2010 7:31PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,432
golins
Jul 24 2010 7:31PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
mice bit your dick
Jul 24 2010 7:45PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
tiny mechanical ants burrowed up your penis
Jul 24 2010 7:48PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
fireflies lit up the skies
Jul 24 2010 7:57PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
shitty threads like this were made
Jul 24 2010 7:58PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
threads like the 53 page mod thread was made
Jul 24 2010 7:59PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Win
Jul 24 2010 8:16PM
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Steezyskis303
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
was multiplied by 9.00000000000001
Jul 24 2010 8:18PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
airplanes in the night sky became shooting stars?

would you still want that wish?
Jul 24 2010 8:28PM
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MACAQUE
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Bees stung your right testicle
Jul 24 2010 8:30PM
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Phog.
Posts: 516 - Karma: 184
Iroquois lacrosse players couldn't get their passports -----> no shows to nationals
Jul 24 2010 8:43PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
pink flamingoes fought 1000 lawn gnomes
Jul 24 2010 8:46PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
eheath's where on NS
Jul 24 2010 8:49PM
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Balto
Posts: 25987 - Karma: 4,446
girls sucked my D

oh wait....
Jul 24 2010 8:51PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
NS noobs killed themselves
Jul 24 2010 8:58PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
what if 1000 posts happened in my profile!?!?? TONIGHT!?!?!?!?
Jul 24 2010 9:02PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
you would be a post whore. just go to that insane mod thread
Jul 24 2010 9:12PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I'll go get my friends.
Jul 24 2010 9:23PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 26,428
cemetaries exploded.
Jul 24 2010 9:58PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
If 4000 midgets laid with me in my bed.
Jul 24 2010 10:00PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
no, try again.that does not fill in the blank corectly
Jul 24 2010 10:05PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
trolls were trolling at once
Jul 24 2010 10:16PM
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grifftang
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Jul 24 2010 10:25PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
accidentally the whole thing
Jul 24 2010 10:39PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
quality thread is quality.
Jul 24 2010 10:41PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
was divided by 0... ohh shit
Jul 24 2010 10:57PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
what if 1000 wasnt even 1000 what if it actually turned out to be like 11 or something thats some trippy shit right there brooooo
Jul 24 2010 10:59PM
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TotallyTrevor
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pages made this the longest thread ever.


inb4 1000 pages.
Jul 25 2010 1:17AM
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LukeB
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fuckin magnets...
Jul 25 2010 1:21AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
homeless people lived in ur room
Jul 25 2010 1:29AM
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cooper.fry
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hahahaha fuck i loled
Jul 25 2010 1:35AM
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cooper.fry
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What if in 1000 years we have a SECOND black president..
Jul 25 2010 1:37AM
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Veggiz
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got divided by zero?
Jul 25 2010 1:38AM
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Freshbakedbread
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nooooo
Jul 25 2010 8:54AM
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987321654hgfd
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took a dump on your chest.
Jul 25 2010 9:09AM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
1000 whats?
Jul 25 2010 9:24AM
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987321654hgfd
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Male prostitutes took a dump on your chest.
Jul 25 2010 9:25AM
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Freshbakedbread
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better
Jul 25 2010 9:26AM
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Freshbakedbread
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cubic miles of snow fell every second all year round, everywhere
Jul 25 2010 10:46AM
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EthanJPAskier
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seabass's swam up your ass
Jul 25 2010 10:48AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
psyche



also i lol'd really hard at the comments here.
Jul 25 2010 10:55AM
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Freshbakedbread
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hahaha, so funny to imagine
Jul 25 2010 10:57AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
monkeys followed you around everywhere you went, throwing poop at you.
Jul 25 2010 11:15AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
boom roasted!
Jul 25 2010 11:25AM
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TotallyTrevor
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skiers, started snowboarding.
Jul 25 2010 12:17PM
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