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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Need some pickup lines ASAP, and yes I know I could go to Ladies man, but more people see NSG quick.

Here is my plan:

I get in the Baseball Hall of Fame for free (I live next to it) and this weekend is induction weekend. There are lots of people there, including, women. I'm going there and hitting on exactly 100 girls. I'm hoping to get numbers from just a small amount, say 20 percent.

That being said, quick, I'm leaving at 2 (in 20 minutes) I need baseball related pickup lines.

Any line that works on a girl at the HOF will be rewarded, I will send you a picture of the girl your line worked with, and maybe something else


GO!
Jul 23 2010 1:41PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Are you my Third Cousin cause I want to ECB$ you?
Jul 23 2010 1:42PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Claim that you got drafted by (insert the baseball team of your choice). She'll be impressed
Jul 23 2010 1:44PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
just use corny ones about hitting grand slams and such
Jul 23 2010 1:44PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
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Jul 23 2010 1:44PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
thats not a baseball bat in my pants.
Jul 23 2010 1:44PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
One's about me being ECB might not work....

Maybe

Me: Hey you like baseball?
Girl: Not really, but my family does
Me: Me neither, wanna ditch this place and fuck in my car?
Girl: Yes (or maybe No)
Jul 23 2010 1:46PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
You dropped that baseball card, she bends over, you hit her in the back of the head and bring her home and fuck her while she is unconcious(sp?).
Jul 23 2010 1:46PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
"I think i know why you're here..."

"why"

"to watch baseball?"

"wow how did you know?!?!"

continue from there
Jul 23 2010 1:47PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
i forget the EXACT words, but its something like this "are you pie? Because you make my banana cream!"


good luck ECB$- dont hookup with one of your relatives on accident!
Jul 23 2010 1:47PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Yes, but these girls won't be drunk, and neither will I.....Getting girls sober is always a challenge......

Oh and a few posts up, like it about the baseball bat, will try it
Jul 23 2010 1:47PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
your daddy must be a baseball player because you make me want to beat the shit out of you with a bat
Jul 23 2010 1:47PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
im coming to your house now.

theres no baseball pickup lines.

fuck

I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.

there have a ball
Jul 23 2010 1:47PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
Jul 23 2010 1:49PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
haha yes
Jul 23 2010 1:49PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Okay for a real answer.


"Does this Rag smell like Chloroform?"
*Disclaimer- Buy Some Chloroform and a Rag
Jul 23 2010 1:50PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
OR: my dick is dead, can i bury it in your ass?
Jul 23 2010 1:50PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
Something about Pitchers and hitting the target/throwing it right down the middle
Jul 23 2010 1:55PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Does this taste like a roofie?
Jul 23 2010 1:57PM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
hey, wanna play catch? i'll throw my balls into your mouth.

other classic ones:
girl, if you was a booger, i'd pick you.
do you work at subway? cuz you're giving me a footlong
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Jul 23 2010 1:59PM
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OoobeFu_k
Posts: 327 - Karma: 49
lmao! this i lol real fucking hard
Jul 23 2010 1:59PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
Wait got one. I don't use HGH but that doesn't mean parts of me aren't growing.....
Jul 23 2010 2:01PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
Have you heard of Ken Stiffey Jr?
Babe Ruth is my great grandpa
Would you let me get to 3rd base?
Jul 23 2010 2:01PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Ok I'm off to try out these lines, any work, prizes will be awarded, I texted them all to myself.....

Feel free to keep coming up with more, I'll go on NS from my phone, but no guarantees yours will be used.....
Jul 23 2010 2:04PM
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OoobeFu_k
Posts: 327 - Karma: 49
"ive nevered play baseball before, but would you like to show me the bases?" not the greatest but if you play around with it and thro some different word at the end youd get laid...
Jul 23 2010 2:08PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Nice shoes wanna fuck?
nice hair wanna fuck?
nice clothes wanna fuck?
nice tits wanna fuck?
nice ass wanna fuck?
nice legs wanna fuck?
do you have a mirror in your paints? because i can see myself in them
if this was a meat market you would be the prime rib
i want to stick my penis in your vagina
hi my names pogo wanna jump on my stick?
i lost my bed can i borrow yours?
nice legs when do they open?
Jul 23 2010 2:09PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
ECB: Do you know how to play baseball?
Stupid Girl: No
ECB: How bout I go show you how to grip my bat?
Stupid Girl: Sure(or no depending how much self esteem she has)
Jul 23 2010 2:09PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
all of these are nice
Jul 23 2010 2:11PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Hey legs is the word of the day, want to go back to my place and spread the word?
Jul 23 2010 2:12PM
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Loodwik
Posts: 236 - Karma: 313
Haha, go for it! Out of a houndred someone will say yes!
Jul 23 2010 2:14PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
yes
Jul 23 2010 2:15PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
did you know im an astronaut, and my next trip is to uranus.

r u my cousin?
-no
damn
-lol y u mad tho?
cuz ur hot...
Jul 23 2010 2:20PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
wanna catch balls like a backstop?
Jul 23 2010 2:24PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Do you know anything about pies?

Not really why?

Because you make my banana cream.


I have posted that in every pickup line thread to date
Jul 23 2010 2:26PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125

ECB: Did you know i was an all-pro pitcher in high school?

Girl: No, how fast did you pitch?

ECB: Its not about how fast its all about how long, wanna go play catcher in my car?

Girl: Yea, i want to see your curveball (if shes into that kinky shit)

there you go ECB its gold

Jul 23 2010 2:27PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
thats dill..
Jul 23 2010 2:29PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You are a sad sad man.
Jul 23 2010 2:38PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
you must be an angel in the outfield
Jul 23 2010 2:49PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
do you kmow how to play baseball? girl: no. you: good let's fuck
Jul 23 2010 2:54PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
Along the lines of drug testing with some NS thrown in.

"I dont usually allow people to drug test me, but I will pee in your butt."
Jul 23 2010 3:08PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
go there without clothes, just a baseball bat and that glove thingy. should be pretty safe. but recheck every name with your family history, i heard a ns-member fucked his 2nd cousin a while ago. it was pretty fucked.
Jul 23 2010 3:40PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
hey wanna come to my house and steal third base?
Jul 23 2010 4:16PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
classic.
use it
Jul 23 2010 4:21PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
The direct approach works and you can skip the bullshit
Jul 23 2010 4:25PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

not even enough time to say inb4 cousin.

as soon as i looked at the thread title and the creator....

Jul 23 2010 4:25PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

can someone please tell me the story about him fucking his cousin?

I am so lost because i have no clue what went down....

Jul 23 2010 4:28PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
down to fuck?
give me a chance and i'll round your bases
i'm like barry bonds on steriods in bed: fucking huge
i'm like mark mcgwire on steroids in bed: fucking huge
im like ___________ on steriods in bed: fucking huge
Jul 23 2010 4:31PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
idk man I think you'll do fine without the lines it seems like you already have the balls so I would say you'reprobably good to go if you just introduce yourself normally and keep talking
Jul 23 2010 4:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,576
Do it but keep the count accurate. And establish what success and failure are set at  and keep it consistant all the way through. Then take pictures of all the girls. And NS will properly asses the study.
Jul 23 2010 4:48PM
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churchill
Posts: 131 - Karma: 17
ask her if she knows what can hit more balls than _________ (insert famous ball player relevant to area you are in). She will answer "umm idk what?" like in the inbred redneck she is. you proceed to exclaim "your chin". Then drop your pants and figure out the rest.

Or for something that could really work go stand next to some list of stats. When your victim walks over, start talking about batting or anything to do with numbers. Then be all like " you know who's numbers i would be really interested in finding out" she will answer "who's?", then you answer "yours sweet cheeks" ;)
Jul 23 2010 4:51PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
he took home is wasted cousin and they ended up having sex
Jul 23 2010 5:01PM
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