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thugaim
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All 4 wisdom teeth taken out today. Any ideas on what to do with them?


Jul 23 2010 9:30AM
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84891jnf92048
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get a job at a fast food restaurand and put them in peoples food.

make a necklace

dont tell anybody you got them taken out, and when people arent looking, put them in your mouth, and then spit them at people

Oh, and I never had all 4. I only have 2.
/claim.
Jul 23 2010 9:40AM
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HenniferLopez
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they gave them to you?! WTF?
Jul 23 2010 9:43AM
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r0dubs
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see how long you can last hearing them in a blender
Jul 23 2010 9:44AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Fucking throw them away.
Jul 23 2010 9:45AM
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Ski_the_east01
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something like this
Jul 23 2010 9:50AM
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pmw
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my favorite show for so many reasons
Jul 23 2010 9:53AM
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r0dubs
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im torn between his, dexter, and doctor who
Jul 23 2010 9:58AM
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ECB
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Put them under your pillow when you sleep tonight, and make sure you tell your parents you are doing this. When you wake up, you will find 4 new articles of Jiberish under your pillow. I'll break it down for you.

1) Put teeth under pillow
2) Tell parents
3)Sleep
4)????????
5)Profit!
Jul 23 2010 10:04AM
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1337
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i hope they give me mine when I get mine taken out
Jul 23 2010 6:20PM
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TOK
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I hope I don't get mine taken out.
Jul 23 2010 6:25PM
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applejuice.
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this, seriously.



"hey we took out your tumor..here ya go."
Jul 23 2010 6:26PM
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1337
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except they are teeth, and everyone has them?
Jul 23 2010 6:28PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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yea I dont get whats so weird about getting them back
Jul 23 2010 6:32PM
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applejuice.
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that's just fucking weird. seriously why would anyone want them? what are you honestly going to do with them?
Jul 23 2010 6:34PM
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Inb4_P.Dog
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THIS MUST BE JUST LIKE LIVING IN PARADISE....AND I DON'T WANNA GO HOOOOOME.
Jul 23 2010 6:36PM
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thugaim
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Well i was hoping for some ideas in this thread, but instead all i got was a dumb cunt comparing teeth to a tumor.
Jul 23 2010 6:48PM
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applejuice.
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welp that's what you get for asking a website full of dumb cunts.
Jul 23 2010 6:50PM
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Bar_Down
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ahaha nice
Jul 23 2010 6:50PM
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dex.
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no. just you.
Jul 23 2010 6:52PM
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uni-corn
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Hey, you forgot this..... Click for larger image
Jul 23 2010 6:54PM
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applejuice.
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:) what i'm here for.
Jul 23 2010 6:57PM
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Arabian.
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Really, you're approaching Jenifa and aspenbitch levels of dumbfuckery in your posts. Cut it out or make me a sammich.
Jul 23 2010 7:18PM
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1337
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Jul 23 2010 7:19PM
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1337
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exactly
Jul 23 2010 7:20PM
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megadrop5000
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eat them
Jul 23 2010 7:23PM
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thugaim
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awww sheeeiiiiiitttttttttttttt
Jul 23 2010 7:30PM
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mski
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necklace or earrings for a future wife.
Jul 23 2010 7:36PM
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sammiedee
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put them back in
Jul 23 2010 7:39PM
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TOK
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I got these pins back that were sticking out of my arm for 3 months!

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unfortunately I haven't done anything with them yet either.
Jul 23 2010 7:43PM
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soulskier
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Who cares what you do with the teeth?
Its all about that little pill bottle
Jul 23 2010 7:44PM
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Loodwik
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1. Go to macdonalds and order a hamburger

2. Pretend to find one of the teeth in the burger

3. Start bitching about it

4. ??????

5. Profit!?

Jul 23 2010 8:00PM
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J-Evs
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Black Market

or

necklace
Jul 23 2010 8:03PM
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NWPA
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or scam the tooth fairy
Jul 23 2010 8:15PM
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Crack.
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hahaha
Jul 23 2010 9:57PM
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rickety_cricket
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Definitely this^
Jul 24 2010 3:26AM
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navierSTOKED
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put them in a little soda, rub your shoes real fast on the carpet, give them a zap and pretty soon you've got yourself a miniature team of slaves
Jul 24 2010 4:57AM
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oreopancake.
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I know you're a simpsons fan.

You know what I'm going to say.

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this could be you.
Jul 24 2010 5:30AM
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navierSTOKED
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he'll want socks too. I'll get socks.
Jul 24 2010 5:42AM
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Jahseph.
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Do this^. My brother kept his and they smelled so rugged after a while.
Jul 24 2010 5:55AM
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thugaim
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YES!
Jul 24 2010 7:23AM
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stalefish.
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amazingly good idea!
Jul 24 2010 8:13AM
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Stickity
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def a necklace or fuse them into your skull
Jul 24 2010 10:08AM
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Schlop
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My friend was on the phone with his girlfriend at my house, and I find this envelope and act like there's something interesting inside and give it to him to open. He tears it open and drops the 4 teeth into his hand, when he realized what they are hehad half a heart attack
Jul 24 2010 10:14AM
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pmw
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Jul 24 2010 12:04PM
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hurrisun
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put them under a train
Jul 24 2010 12:10PM
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yuck
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slip them into the food or drink of someone you hate.
Jul 24 2010 12:11PM
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meth_time
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Why'd they take them out?



...were they laced?
Jul 24 2010 7:50PM
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