Pretty much. Okay, so i have officially seen two noteworthy (in my opinion) UFOs to date. I'm not saying definitely aliens, i'm just saying i couldn't identify the flying objects. But i'm pretty sure they were of the third kind. Ill start from the top.
1st one: Like two years ago, im just chillin in bed, watching TV. All of a sudden, i see this really bright light rise out of the woods behind my neighbors house. At this point im just like, "wut". I went to the window to watch it more closely. It seemed really close, like literally right in the woods behind my neighbors house. Eventually i decided i should bust out the camera, figured i might be witnessing first contact. As soon as i started recording the thing started moving right towards my house, it flew right over and really low altitude. I know what your thinking: Helicopter, right? But heres whats messed up. It was 100% silent. And it was definitely really low for something flying. After that i just laid in my bed thinking for like 10 hours.
2nd one: Fast forward to twenty minutes ago. I'm chillin in bed, watching TV again (burn notice, good show) and i randomly looked out the window. This time i see two really bright lights just hovering once again seemingly right above the woods behind my neighbor's house. The lights were both on the same vehicle i think. As with before, i turn out the lights and go to the window for a better look. There was also a red light between the two lights. After a couple minutes of staring, i remembered how i missed the last one hovering on the video footage, so i whip out my phone. The second i hit record, once again, the thing flies forward and right over my house. Once again, silent and low. Nobody in my house heard it.
So i think there are three possible things happening here.
1.) My neighbors are actually aliens and are living among us to learn about our civilization, occasionally making trips back to the mother ship to give info. Think Coneheads, but better disguises, as well as frequent contact with other members of their species.
2.) The government has some kind of aircraft, secret or not, that i dont know about that is capable of taking off strait up from a stand still, is capable of quick lateral movement, AND is completely silent. I know of Harrier jets, but i also know for a fact those things arent silent.
3.) The visitors have arrived and we should plan for our future interactions with them. First we would need to discover their intentions. Are they the Independence Day type of visitors who who want to exterminate the human race, or have they come in peace? How we proceed from here will be determined by the answer to this very important question.
In any case, i think we can be sure of one thing: We are all (probably) fucked.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed...Someone's crawling out of the hollow top...The whole field's caught fire...It's coming this way. About twenty yards to my right..."-Orson Wells, 1938.
