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Farp Rules

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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
Thats it and thats all...Farp Rules.
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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.
Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
Apr 16 2004 5:32PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
evryone at my school knows about you guys and are looking foward to mac and steeze
Apr 16 2004 5:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
fuckin right they rule,farp is da bomb shit yo
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 16 2004 5:33PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,185
now they've brainwashed reedy too?






SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 16 2004 5:33PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
If you take into account that skiing is a sport that most people participate in to have fun, get some exercise, obtain a feeling of personal satisfaction when they master a new skill, and scare the shit out of themselves from time to time, then yes, FARP rules.

If you're judging on skill, and comparing with a movie like 1242 or Forward, then no.

I ski for fun, so FARP rules.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 16 2004 5:37PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i heart farp

-Sara

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skihood.com
Apr 16 2004 5:43PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha O man, Could I hear A pro working with FARP...

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

Apr 16 2004 6:31PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
mattman I vote that you have too many sigs.

rad that reedy is feelin the farp love


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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Apr 16 2004 6:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
reedy = spaulding
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 16 2004 6:53PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
farp = spaulding


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 16 2004 7:06PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
pee. s. FARP rewlZ


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 16 2004 7:07PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
farp fuckin ownz the ski industry


-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Apr 16 2004 7:24PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
they just hosted 'farpasauras'. the sickest photo shoot ever.
Phree Stylez
Apr 16 2004 7:43PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
whether you like em or love em, farp rules


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 16 2004 7:43PM
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thehellmuth
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 10
FARP FOR LIFE



'its better to burn out, then fade away' - kurt cobain

PONIVERUS
Apr 16 2004 8:02PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
farp makes me go pee in my pantalones. it's that good. i love farp.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Apr 16 2004 8:29PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
i watched some farp vids and i loved it so much i pushed over an old lady and kicked my dog in the uterus.



ALASKA PRIDE
Apr 16 2004 8:32PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
randall brown is the messiah and farp is the holy ghost
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Apr 16 2004 8:59PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
I love farp cuz it brings out the fun of skiing for all of us. SO great.
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.
Apr 16 2004 9:00PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
kicked yer dog in the uterus? thats not very nice


yay skiing

Apr 16 2004 10:15PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
^so does this mean I get your number?



ALASKA PRIDE
Apr 17 2004 2:38AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
um... no FARP sucks ass




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Apr 17 2004 4:07AM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
FARP=SKIING=DOPE
Apr 17 2004 7:58AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
the farp guys kick ass
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
Apr 17 2004 12:26PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i love farp

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Apr 17 2004 3:26PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
my friend's pigmy goat had a vaginal prolapse, which basically means she tried to shit out her uterus.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 17 2004 4:15PM
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ShitSlam2
Posts: 311 - Karma: 10






I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.


Do me a favor, kill a racer.
Apr 17 2004 4:20PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
'i watched some farp vids and i loved it so much i pushed over an old lady and kicked my dog in the uterus.'

'i just threw up all over my dog and then kicked it in the face'

...not a dog lover eh?
Apr 17 2004 5:17PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
one time i was like on my computer so i watched farp and then i was like wow mon shiggidy shiggidy shwah
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jibtastic.
Apr 17 2004 6:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
GROUP X!! ive been rocking that shit for years!! hey little girl... do you want to know a seceret... i can count alllll the way to schvifty five.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 17 2004 6:13PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
Farp for life! Yeah


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Apr 17 2004 6:25PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
FARP kicks ass....


They were representin' at the Midwest Super Park.


-Timothy Stewart Light-


Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Apr 17 2004 6:35PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Fo Shizzle FoARP
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Apr 17 2004 6:47PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i do alot of grafikx for farp


****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 17 2004 6:50PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
i love farp
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does your mom have a unibrow?
- nina to unibrow guy
Apr 18 2004 12:10AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
what makes farp so much better then other movies? who knows, farp rules though. its the definition of newschool skiing. reedy, you should try and pull a few strings and get some farp footage on a ski movie or pop them in the credits, that would be ill

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 18 2004 12:14AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
oh i love dogs, but i don't own one, its a just a figure of speech. jeeze.



ALASKA PRIDE
Apr 18 2004 3:01AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
farp = fred and randall (eat) poo




-Pat
Apr 18 2004 10:30AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
HAHAHAHA farp is awesome





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 18 2004 11:04AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 18 2004 11:17AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
^ well done





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 18 2004 11:23AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,161
huh





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 18 2004 11:36AM
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Charles_Grant
Posts: 428 - Karma: 206
what will happen when the farp ppl start to get really sick at skiing??
Apr 18 2004 11:49AM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
All other film companies will go out of business or we will force them buy shares in 'Farp Inc'
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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.
Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
Apr 18 2004 12:32PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
then they will call it farp extreme to the max
because when they get that good itll be so extreme it will be extreme to the max times 5003208983405
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jibtastic.
Apr 18 2004 12:33PM
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LINESUCKS
Posts: 307 - Karma: 6
ok newschoolers is gay. they delete my messages and my pictures and my videos. i dont know what the hell is wrong with them. dont they know that they are ruining my hopes and dreams. i had really good pictures posted and they delted all of them. they were really good almost as good as the pros. but the thing i cant understand is why they delete my good pics but keep the really crappy ones. it really saddens me to the point in which i would like to cry. also they always delte my videos. i have really good ones, much better than anyone elses and they delte them. i think its because they dont want me to embarrese the other members. newschoolers also deltes my good messages. they unlike others create conflict whichis good. but since new schoolers is gay they delete them. NS=GAY

what
Apr 18 2004 12:55PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
you suck dude^ haha yea farp rules. when i saw the lets fart on this thread pic i immediatly thought of what five-0 did haha

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Apr 18 2004 1:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
OMG editing has begun.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Apr 19 2004 5:37AM
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Scharff2003
Posts: 656 - Karma: 14
yeah i voted for farp in the poll
Shit I mean Fuck I mean Damn
Apr 19 2004 9:38AM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
^ i didn't but then again the was some tough competition


what!Yeah!Ok!
Apr 19 2004 2:19PM
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