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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I've never fucked a guy in the dick /claim
Aug 14 2010 9:18AM
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Chris.S
Posts: 881 - Karma: 30
My grandfather was best friends with JFK /claim

My uncle dated Jake Burton's sister /claim


Aug 14 2010 9:21AM
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robert77
Posts: 361 - Karma: 235
I just met Shaun Whits mom in Hawaii. /claim
Aug 14 2010 5:37PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
i touched tom wallisch




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Aug 14 2010 10:02PM
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K.C.dia
Posts: 670 - Karma: 275
I learned unnatural dub 12 on the ramps today. That brings my count up to 6 for the summer. Still planning on getting some switch dubs. /claim
Aug 14 2010 10:05PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
i could pull off a fake i.d. at 14 /claim
Aug 14 2010 10:44PM
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
are you from india?
Aug 14 2010 10:46PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
no, canadia, and from polish decent.
Aug 14 2010 10:47PM
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BLACKLIVESMATTER
Posts: 721 - Karma: 1,255
i dated a chick for a year in 8th grade, never really got anything. Had a 4 way with her and a couple other drunk chicks end of senior year./claim
Aug 14 2010 10:51PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
i was the #1 player in effing worms for a day, and yes i do have pics to prove it.
Aug 14 2010 10:54PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
My mom's aunt was head of the peace core.

My step-uncle was an olympic wrestler during the cold war.

I got taken out by John Kerry's secret service for "attempting to assault him" with a razor scooter when I was in 6th grade.
Aug 14 2010 11:20PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
i like pancakes. /claim

i just typed this. /claim


Aug 15 2010 12:47AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
400 posts /claim
Aug 16 2010 12:03AM
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epain.
Posts: 107 - Karma: 15
That scooter part is freaking great!

I got a pair of RMU diams for next year

I got 2011 outwear already for 1/4 of the price

I ski patrol

I own one of these

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I make $400 a week as a intern

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Aug 16 2010 5:11PM
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epain.
Posts: 107 - Karma: 15
sorry about the image/ repost to fix it,

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Aug 16 2010 5:12PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
my cousins a pro /claim
Aug 16 2010 5:26PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
rolled up a blunt with the valedictorian last night and smoked her out for her first time. she had a 4.0+ gpa btw. /claim
Aug 16 2010 5:58PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
yayayay at least it's just almost!
Aug 16 2010 6:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
lawl


My grandfather was president of the American Heart Association and is a very prestigious and well known cardiologist /claim

Aug 16 2010 6:13PM
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Gravetown
Posts: 44 - Karma: 9
spray-painted kill cops on the bumper of a cop car, got called in for questioning, the detective told me the cop who's car it was had a father who was a cop killed in the line of duty, got away clean, never got charged /CLAIM
Aug 16 2010 6:25PM
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Gravetown
Posts: 44 - Karma: 9
meh, to each his own. i laughed at the situation, and felt kind of pleased.
Aug 16 2010 6:27PM
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Gravetown
Posts: 44 - Karma: 9
do you understand the concept of karma? Go email your harvard friends or something man...
Aug 16 2010 6:30PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
already claimed it :\ can I claim again?
Aug 16 2010 6:30PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
I related to Abraham Lincoln, he's either my Great x3 or Great x4 Grandfather, I forget
Aug 16 2010 6:31PM
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Chris.S
Posts: 881 - Karma: 30
Used to be neighbors with an Olympic ski coach, and he's a good family friend. /claim
Aug 16 2010 6:47PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
I know how to speak proper English /claim

jokes jokes
Aug 16 2010 6:50PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
hahahaha I tried to type I'm, not sure what happened there..
Aug 16 2010 6:56PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
my grandmother was close friends with matin luther king jr /claim
Aug 16 2010 7:52PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Oh forgot the other claim, my Grandmothers boyfriend in her 20's was Neil Armstrong.
Aug 16 2010 7:53PM
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Gravetown
Posts: 44 - Karma: 9
The mother of Jesus was a whore /claim?
Aug 16 2010 7:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
sigh, this kid just doesn't get it....
Aug 16 2010 7:57PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
please leave you are unwanted
Aug 16 2010 7:59PM
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Gravetown
Posts: 44 - Karma: 9
i paid to have sex with her /claim
Aug 16 2010 7:59PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
I hit this gap last week: Click for larger image

and subsequently broke my wrist


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Aug 17 2010 9:15PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
I like hunting trools with a rusty fork and eating raw garlic cloves.

Claim....
Aug 17 2010 9:40PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
my uncle let me borrow his superbowl ring one day. i brought it to school and showed mad bitches. i felt like a ballin balla
Aug 17 2010 9:53PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
whos your uncle?
Aug 17 2010 10:05PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
his names jerry wilkinson. hes 6ft 10, played right tackle for the rams back in 79. played in superbowl XIV... too long ago for anyone to remember.
Aug 18 2010 1:05AM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
cousin is friends with steve aoki
 
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Aug 18 2010 1:20AM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
oh ya, my dad supplied the sleds for inception /claim
Aug 18 2010 1:39AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
i just had sex with a girl two years older than me while blasting mythbusters so her parents couldn't hear us. CLAIM
Aug 18 2010 1:51AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i just took my pants off while peeing
Aug 18 2010 1:53AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
im sitting on the same couch as iggyskier at this very moment

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Aug 18 2010 1:54AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW THE ON3P GUYS HOLY SHIT HOW PERSONAL IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM? ON A SCALE OF 1 TO PERSONAL, HOW PERSONAL IS IT? ARE YOU FRIENDS? COLLEAGUES? BUTT BUDDIES? ACQUAINTANCES? I DON'T EVEN CARE!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU KNOW THEM HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT
Aug 18 2010 1:56AM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300

I've ditched friends on pow-days

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Aug 18 2010 1:57AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
My grandfather played hockey and was great friend with Tim hortons. /claim
Yeah that's how cool I am.
Aug 18 2010 1:57AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i got my dick sucked by RAWDOG
Aug 18 2010 1:58AM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
easy rod
Aug 18 2010 2:23AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
My sister just got me an xxl jiberish windbreaker /claim
Aug 18 2010 10:42PM
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YoungQuinton
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
today i looked at my phone and thought "i want a txt msg", and it immediately lit up and vibrated /claim
Aug 19 2010 12:03AM
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