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" /Claim " Thread

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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
but he got shit done /claim
Aug 5 2010 11:19AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
baked a batch of brownies so dank that made 4 people throw up. /claim
Aug 5 2010 7:45PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
jesus christ superstar. can i haz?
Aug 5 2010 7:46PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
sry ty, me and andie are eating the last two tonight.
Aug 5 2010 8:48PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
sean pettit is in love with my friend! / claim

may come visit her where i live so i could maybe hang out with them / potential claim
Aug 5 2010 8:49PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
lie; because then you wouldnt be on ns so much. lulz.
Aug 5 2010 9:12PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
slut
Aug 5 2010 9:15PM
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-PonyThug-
Posts: 124 - Karma: 25
thats hood  right thurr

my dads boss pays for the firework show for my town every year

i landed cork7 2nd try and rodeo 7 first try this year
 tore my acl on a strait 7

i have rory bushfield's skis and learned back flips on them first try 2nd day riding them
(he did a sw dub back for msp)  lucky skis maby

drive a 09 cobalt lt------haven't maxed it out yet

just got my saga board shorts and they fit

typing this on a imac

kd of .65 on cod mw2

im on chug life 6 at momentume heavy heads   ( camo white pants and blk jacket)

have and old flip phone went swimming with it at the beach and still works and got 4 txt msg wile swimming

never been drunk or high

runa 40 yard in 4.8 seconds

/Claim



Aug 5 2010 9:53PM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19
took a shit so big the log was sticking out of the water almost touching my butt /claim


Aug 5 2010 10:05PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
I climbed a tree above my pond and took a shit on the giant bull frog that makes a ton of noise all night long. It hit him /Claim
Aug 5 2010 10:53PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
got full out searched by border patrol today and didnt even get a ticket...even though i didnt have boating registration, license, or flares. /claim.
Aug 5 2010 11:01PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
I stomped a blindside 450 off a flat bar at Hood in front of TWall and Henrik, it even got the "nod" of approval from Henrik. / Claim
Aug 5 2010 11:10PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
i was on tv last night for the Pittsburgh Pirates game. it was word. /claim

(pics or its didnt happen?)... how about video:


0:32 (green shirt on bottom it me)
Aug 6 2010 12:18PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
my cousin is on broadway. /claim
my other cousin has made over 100k off of poker and he's only 18 years old. /claim
Aug 6 2010 12:55PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I touched NS's 1337.$

I also legit Chad's Gap'd him too

/claim
Aug 6 2010 8:44PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
when i was a little kid, there was an airforce navy football game i went to and it was super snowy. a lot of people left and a couple inches piled up on the bleachers, so i did what any ten year old would do, and slid up and down them for 3 hours cleaning off the snow. apperently, i was on tv (and ESPN had that game) almost every commercial break
Aug 6 2010 9:09PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
drunk at work, fo free!  
/ clizzzzaim
Aug 6 2010 9:29PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I can jerk off and finish with 48 seconds of starting /claim
Aug 9 2010 5:17PM
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scormier2
Posts: 124 - Karma: 14
My gf is related by marriage to Stephen King. /claim

Quoted for similarity haha.
Aug 9 2010 5:24PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
I've always wondered who that guy was.
Aug 9 2010 5:28PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i have a fridge... full of food /claim
i get my season pass paid for /claim
eating pumpkin pie WITH whipped cream /claim
typing this from a hammock /claim
macbook pros battery is full atm /claim
facebook language is pirate... /claim



Aug 9 2010 5:29PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
thats pretty legit dude
Aug 9 2010 7:16PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I just made out with a 16 year old /claim
Aug 12 2010 1:13AM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Was it you're cousin?
Aug 12 2010 1:16AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
No, my neighbor instead, hopefully unrelated to me, my first girl since my cousin, god it feels good
Aug 12 2010 1:18AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Me to
Aug 12 2010 1:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
How old are you?
Aug 12 2010 1:21AM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Pics?
Aug 12 2010 1:21AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
i played hacky sack with Chris Cole and the rest of the Zero team /claim
Aug 12 2010 2:47AM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
thats for sure a claim haha
Aug 12 2010 3:02AM
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owned
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
that's crazy
Aug 12 2010 3:47AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
i sold weed to my grandma
Aug 12 2010 3:53AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
got my first pubic hair last night /claim
Aug 12 2010 3:58AM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
I'm in his sig.
Aug 12 2010 3:59AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I've met Bono. I live a block away from Eddy Vedder (the frontman from Pearl Jam). My great-great grandfather was the leader of the Russian military during the czar of Russia before the revolution, and the highest nobility to escape alive (I have pics of him with czar nicholi and Anastasia. /claim
Aug 12 2010 4:44AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370

i fist bumped a PROOOOOOOOOOOO(TANNER HALL) in chile

i touched myself to the sight of fist bumpinh tanner hall

i touched my self to the sight me touching myself to the sight of me fist bumping tanner hall.

etc.....

/claim

Aug 12 2010 10:32AM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
last week at my volleyball camp these coaches were harping on us to get numbers and shit, it was getting annoying. the coach who was doing it the most was my dorm supervisor for the last night. this girl text my friend at three in the morning for me to come meet her i went to the girls bathroom and did shit with her and in the morning showed my dorm supervisor the texts hahaah /claim
Aug 12 2010 12:02PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
What...
Aug 12 2010 12:05PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
I high fived madd PROS at dew tour. /claim
Aug 12 2010 12:12PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
n00bs are hating on me right now on that 'frogskin and wayfarer forsale' thread and im loving it for some odd reason.

and someone on ns is possibly hooking me up with and new unrealeased smith products.

/claim.


Aug 12 2010 10:45PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
watching jersey shore right now./claim

i drove my cousin's car today./claim
Aug 12 2010 10:50PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Just saw a shooting star! /claim
Aug 12 2010 10:53PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
Witnesses a 12 year old corey vanular get nasty. claim?
Aug 12 2010 10:53PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
rowen voted for me as most underrated member on NS /claim. i have a police radar gun speed teller thing outside my house and it said when i was mowing my lawn with a pushmower that i was going 27 mph /claim
Aug 12 2010 11:28PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
how dont you understand that?
Aug 13 2010 12:57AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
lol.
Aug 13 2010 1:22AM
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MAJESTY
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
lol my brothers professional and had made millions by the time he was 21. hes 25 now and just finished up the WPT a few weeks ago. /claim
Aug 13 2010 2:14AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
A cf-18 flew over my house today /claim
Aug 13 2010 7:59PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
got a 608 dolla paycheck today/claim
Aug 14 2010 5:47AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
your on NS, that's not a claim...
hell, that's not a claim anywhere
Aug 14 2010 9:12AM
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