- my friends and i went drunk bowling with some pros after a pbp premier a couple years ago, they were all shwasted and we ended up winning a bet against a few of them so now i have a 5 dollar bill signed by sammy carlson that says "you know dis be mine." i also called him a pussy to his face mid bowling game for getting a gutter ball.
- my grandpa played major league baseball.
- ive gone 3 years at the same gym under a false identity. there are no pictures with the membership, so everyday i say i forgot my card and they type in someone elses name, and i go in for free. it's gotten to the point where they call me be said identity and greet me with a smile.
- ive sat next to andrew hathaway as he played some beats and i scrolled through his itunes library.
- the american record pole vaulter went to my high school, where i pole vaulted, and was coached by the same man.