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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

"......................... /claim"

Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
thats not something to claim about...
Jul 25 2010 7:34PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Dude you may not agree with his politics, but Obama seems like a pretty chill guy.
Jul 25 2010 7:36PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
the president of the united states shouldn't necessarily be a pretty chill guy. im not trying to "hate" or argue i just cannot stand obama.
Jul 25 2010 7:39PM
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wizard_skiier
Posts: 27 - Karma: 18
I am the greatest user on NS /claim.
Jul 25 2010 9:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I had sex with my cousin /claim

Do I win this thread?
Jul 25 2010 9:53PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
my buddy was one of the dudes skiing switch in inception

/claim
Jul 25 2010 9:54PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I read this and had to make sure you weren't my ex boyfriend......... /claim
Jul 25 2010 9:57PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
getting a free macbook pro, that does not work /claim

going to football conditioning when your in horrible shape./claim
Jul 25 2010 10:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
close one more relative and you'll clinch it
Jul 25 2010 10:56PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I got a younger cousin, under the age of consent.....and a mom, and an aunt.........
Jul 25 2010 11:01PM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

I'm related to Alice cooper

I have samurai blood in me and shogun

I cut University of Cincinnati's head qb in the lunch line(on accident)

I'm actually a transformer

Jul 25 2010 11:29PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
i just hooked up with a girl 3 years older than me... from california
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i own t walls scott p3s that he used this season. there is still a jiberish sticker on them. /claim
Jul 25 2010 11:36PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
why
Jul 25 2010 11:42PM
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3mania
Posts: 2614 - Karma: 10,380
you meant future boyfriend, soon to become ex boyfriend/ claim
Jul 26 2010 3:14AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
For a brief moment I thought you said that you hooked up with a 3 year old.
Jul 26 2010 3:16AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
bumping threads to get trolls off first page
Jul 26 2010 8:10AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I suffer from severe anxiety.

Sometimes in public places like malls my movement sketches out, and I appear to be messed up.

But it's K though because people who have never met me or heard me talk just think I'm mentally challenged and feel sorry for me.
/claim.
Jul 26 2010 8:12AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Nice job he did on the 'burns
Jul 26 2010 10:46AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
my great great uncle gave crnl. sanders and they wendy's guys there first jobs at his resteraunt and then they both decided to start there own resteraunts



Jul 26 2010 4:05PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348
My crowbars just got here!!!!!    /claim
Jul 26 2010 4:06PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
my internet just crashed on me!./claim

Jul 26 2010 11:15PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
ive managed to stay single for two+ years /claim
Jul 26 2010 11:20PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
i've managed to stay taken for two+ years /claim
Jul 27 2010 12:57AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
+vibes bro
Jul 27 2010 8:17AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
500th post claim!
Jul 27 2010 8:30AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348

todays my birthday /claim

!!!

Jul 27 2010 8:32AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
happy birthday /claim
Jul 27 2010 11:55AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
i made it through 1 day of football coniditoning without throwing up./claim
Jul 27 2010 12:23PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

My mom's new surgeon is named William Shakespeare... No joke. his words exactly "my parents had a wierd sense of humor".... /claim.

also just learned dub cork on tramp last week   /claim

Jul 27 2010 5:08PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
did a cork 1 off a diving board, did a backflip off a trampoline, and been single for like 1 year /claim
Jul 27 2010 5:22PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Sebastien Grainger (Death From Above 1979) went to my high school /claim
Jul 28 2010 4:50PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
I lived in the same apartment building as Vin Diesel from the ages of 0-3. He told me my sunglasses were cool in the elevator once and my mom used to babysit him when he was younger. /Claim

P.S I think Vin diesel is a tool
Jul 28 2010 5:07PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
also

the last girl I dated is the hottest of my ex's and friends with a few of my ex's /Claim

the last girl I hooked up with was the ugliest girl iv'e ever been with but still a solid 7 /Claim

I have been single for almost a year /Claim

and I have managed to remain celibate all summer /Claim
Jul 28 2010 5:15PM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
I have friends /claim
Jul 28 2010 5:35PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
my brother made it onto Spring Break '09 on Much Music last year. Ya, he's the one getting tied up to the bed at 7:00. lol what a fuckin clown.



Jul 29 2010 8:22AM
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[-mvee-]
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^ this kids brother is most likely gay. /claim.

i gave the singer john mayor (sp?) a high five. /claim.
went to a Train concert outside and filled with manymany hott girls & had the best night of my life. /claim
someone said to me "some sick frogskins mannn" . /claim

all 3 of these things happened yesterday. /CLAIM.
Jul 29 2010 3:01PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ahaha i keep telling him he looks like a homo in that shit, hes so ashamed. but whatever, its funny and he was drunk as fuck
Jul 29 2010 3:04PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
wat
Jul 29 2010 3:44PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
dane tudor liked a video i posted on facebook /claim. haha
Jul 29 2010 11:43PM
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SirFaceRager
Posts: 256 - Karma: 30
Elton John called my friends dad a dick. /claim
Jul 29 2010 11:49PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
my aunt sat next to Samuel L Jackson(snakes on a plane) on a plane
/claim
Jul 29 2010 11:57PM
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Cleeetus
Posts: 217 - Karma: 14
Snocross champion of michigan (Of my age) /claim
Jul 30 2010 12:57AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
My best friends dad is Tom Waits.

I've jammed (harmonica) with Tom Waits, Neil Young and Elvis Costello.


Jul 30 2010 1:30AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
i met bobby brown 2 times




he didnt remember me...
Jul 30 2010 1:35AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Glen Plake's wifey cooked me up breakfast and I got to take their boat out for a spin.
Had some drinks with CR's parents.. and they got hammered! haha

Won a new zealand idol contest (I won a heliskiing trip + ride with the pros + huuge hookups but I never got to do it ;/ )

Went barbecuin' with Mac Dre's mom and Mistah Fab's mom. We ate some damn good chicken and shoot the shit.

Souljah boy made a diss track on me ;/ lol. I used to talk shit on him all the time before he got signed and he got all butt hurt off it

Flew with Jackie Chan to Vegas
Jul 30 2010 1:43AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
woulda been more of a claim if he was the kid who got pranked at the end
Jul 30 2010 4:39AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
you have an awesome life based off of those events
Jul 30 2010 9:46AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
..
Jul 30 2010 9:49AM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59

I learned flat ground backflips, wall flips and flat ground corks in 10 minutes, /claim.

Jul 30 2010 9:56AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I met Muhammad Ali in the Chicago airport when I was 7 years old /claim

His brother flew on my plane, and was sitting in first class next to a business lady, and kept saying, "I'm Muhammad Ali's brother, wasssup?" /claim
Jul 30 2010 10:05AM
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