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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
about a month ago when i was looking for a new name i searchbarred toatsmagoats and you came up so i picked bromammoth instead, to show my love for i love you man. not because i am a bro and not because i ski mammoth, /claim.../end rant
Aug 19 2010 12:16AM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
i rode the chairlift with Mike Riddle and Justin Dorey. /claim.




But wait.. I rode the same lift with Riddle again later. SO many pros /claim.
Aug 19 2010 12:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My shit once took a shit /claim
Aug 21 2010 2:44PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
I shitcocked snarfed your mother's slopbox. It was orgastic. /claim
Aug 21 2010 2:46PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
dude, Dan brown lives 5 minutes away from me. he has the dopest house /claim
Aug 21 2010 2:47PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Have you met him? I really wish I did....

From what his family told me, he's really down to earth
Aug 21 2010 2:49PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
it doesnt get any better than refunding first drop pants and purchasing new saga and magic pants for the same price. 2 instead of 1


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Aug 22 2010 7:06PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
he also lives 5 minutes from me.. this is weird
Aug 23 2010 12:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
then you guys must live withing 10 min. apart max ...
Aug 23 2010 12:13PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
or they live together?
Aug 23 2010 12:35PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
or its only one guy having two account screaming for attention
Aug 23 2010 12:53PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
My Birthday is Tomorrow and I have successfully gotten 2birthday "celebrations" Tomorrow will be the 3rd.
/claim.
Aug 23 2010 1:33PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
That happens to me a lot, like, I pick up my phone and open it up, and BAM text msg. /claim
Aug 23 2010 10:02PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
me too and its usually a random girl/claim
Aug 24 2010 12:34AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
/claim

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Aug 24 2010 12:48AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
SHUT THE FUCK UP RICK NOBODY LIKES YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM
Aug 24 2010 12:51AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
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Aug 24 2010 12:56AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
sending you dirty pictures and videos, right?
Aug 24 2010 12:32PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
no :(
Aug 24 2010 12:38PM
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BryantPhoto
Posts: 1574 - Karma: 891
I dated the daughter of Morgan Stanley's CEO for a couple years, flew me in their private jet to their mansion overlooking Aspen a few times. /claim
Aug 24 2010 12:43PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
its okay same here.
Aug 24 2010 12:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i just pooped out the funniest fart EVER! it sounded like a bird whistling !
/claim!
Aug 24 2010 12:53PM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
my dad works for them!
Aug 24 2010 7:45PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
my uncle owns a strip club in NYC/claim never been there and prolly never will
Aug 24 2010 7:49PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i hate kenyans
Aug 24 2010 8:01PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
LEAVE NOWW
Aug 24 2010 8:10PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
don't hate. ill be seeing you in whistler bud.
Aug 24 2010 8:12PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
AND I WILL BE SEEING YOU IN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN, THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A STRANGER. GOD DAMMIT RICK YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS NEGATIVE ATTITUDE. YOU, SON, SHOULD PACK YOUR BAGS BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO military school

(i put military school in lowercase because it would usually be in caps but errthang was in caps so i made it lower to make it stand out)
Aug 25 2010 11:50PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
/claim
Aug 26 2010 3:58PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
good thought process.
Aug 26 2010 4:06PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
i was already featured in the paper for football and the season hasnt even started yet. /claim.
Aug 26 2010 5:40PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
Posts: 546 - Karma: 47
My Dad owns the largest chocolate company in North America.
Aug 26 2010 5:59PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
fudgepacker
Aug 26 2010 6:01PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
my dad is credited for the creation of the first mcflurry and selling the idea to mcdonalds /claim
Aug 26 2010 6:18PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
I played tug of war againt the CEO of vail with all the VP's on my team /claim
Aug 26 2010 6:25PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

i though this post aloud in my head but when i got to military school instead if of shouting it was a brain whisper claim/

Aug 26 2010 6:29PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I'm posting this from my phone /claim
Aug 26 2010 6:44PM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
my cousin is in the same dorm with Jon Brogan at CU
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Aug 29 2010 12:45PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
just beat a japanese kid in pingpong. /claim.
Aug 29 2010 12:50PM
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corona
Posts: 12794 - Karma: 32,719
out of everything in this thread I'm calling lie on this one.
Aug 29 2010 12:58PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
i can get pics or facebook probably. hes my friends foreign exchange student whos going to my school. his name is June.
Aug 29 2010 1:12PM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
I'm 16 and I drink alcohol.





































LEGALLY!
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Aug 29 2010 1:27PM
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
i was the only person to win the milk jug knock over carnival game at the minnesota state fair today, so i won a huge ass stuffed cow /claim. Thats what the carnies said at least.
Aug 31 2010 10:32PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i have a disco ball in my room /claim
Aug 31 2010 10:40PM
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Heyawhatsup
Posts: 424 - Karma: 4
I grinded with a dude and didn't know /claim
Aug 31 2010 10:42PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Three CF-18's buzzed my school while I was in a Calculus test.

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Aug 31 2010 10:47PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
oh that was you? not something i would claim to...
Aug 31 2010 11:03PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
i have the same birthday as maryo
Aug 31 2010 11:03PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Calculus in August?
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Aug 31 2010 11:29PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i have the same birthday as chug/claim
Aug 31 2010 11:30PM
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