So theres this pretty cool mountian behind my house along with a great pool club, so we decieded to go camping again. The last time we went, we got brought home by the cops because some black lady came up and ratted us out. Not cool. So we made a new camp site about 100 feet away from the old one and raked it out nicely.
So first up this kid:
,me and two chicks and all our camping stuff walk up the mountain and set up. Were all like "Its really dry out, we probably shouldn't make a fire this time and just use the grill. So that was our plan.
,me and two chicks and all our camping stuff walk up the mountain and set up. Were all like "Its really dry out, we probably shouldn't make a fire this time and just use the grill. So that was our plan. Now we walk back down the mountain to the pool club and get semi ignant on the diving board and go swimming when this kid (agli) calls:
He tells us that he just arrived at the camp site and asks if he should build a fire. We explain to him the dryness situation and clearly state not to make a fire. So we finish up at the pool and hike back to the site. First thing we see: Agli next to a roaring fire. So were like wow. Way to be a tool. Atleast don't feed the fire any more. So whats Paul Bunion go and do? Chops down a tree, cuts logs and throws them in the fire. Now were all mad and its late but were like whatever, come chill with us by the grill and eat. So sir ADD goes and sets up a hammock on the other side of the camp site, completely away from all of us, and even digs a hole in the ground as a new, personal grill. Our grill was completlely not being used at the time. So we let him be for the time and then he starts talking to his girlfriend: 
She's a solid 7. Now we have to listen to them fight, its quite annoying. So after about 45 minutes of us trying to have fun and listen to sir antisocial talk to his girlfriend. So I'm like "I'm sick of it." I get up, grab a lighter and walk over to agli and say "I'm gonna light up over here, ok?" Hees like sure. Everyone knows that I don't smoke. So i flick the lighter and start burning through the strap to the hammock that hees laying in. SNAP!! He falls on his face, spilled his mac&cheese and is FURIOUS!!! Everyone is laughing histarically and the kid throws a gallon jug of water at me. I take it and say "Haha it was a joke, we cool?" He doesn't answer and is like sabes que Chuck Norris and kicks a metal grill, filled with burning coals at me. Looks like this:
Now everyones like wtf bro?? I'm hopping around trying to get my shoe off cuz theres burning coals in it. Aglis like "I'm done. I'm leaving." So he packs up a solid 75 pounds of crap and starts hiking down steep, loose rock covered trails at midnight.
Now everyones like wtf bro?? I'm hopping around trying to get my shoe off cuz theres burning coals in it. Aglis like "I'm done. I'm leaving." So he packs up a solid 75 pounds of crap and starts hiking down steep, loose rock covered trails at midnight. Half an hour later he calls me. "Do you guys see a stuffed mole anywhere near the camp site?" I hang up and burst out loling. That explained the mole part of the above pic.
The next morning, we get up and again find another reason to make fun of agli. He was wearing flipflops the night before and when we saw the grill, there was a solid dent in the side. I loled.
DREAMS, THEY DO HAPPEN
inb4 other people who went
inb4 cool story
