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Black Dynamite-----great movie
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check it out on netflix instant best movie ever
when you pop the top the panties will drop you will no whats up
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Anaconda malt liqour gives you little dick!
I don't know about great movie, but it was pretty amusing
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top ten movies of all time
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on a sale of 1 to potato, how bananas was it?
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"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."
"Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass!"
"This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over & what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"
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It started off as a mildly humorous blaxploitation parody, but man, did it get out of hand! Completely hilarious and absurd in the end.
My new text message sound is "Dynamite, Dynamite..!"
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, your gonna wake the other bitches
amazing movie
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