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Battle of Ontario

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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
thursday begins game 1 of the sens getting torn a new asshole!


GO LEAFS GO!!!!!








SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 6 2004 9:40AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
thats a dangerous position you're taking being in ottawa.

and btw, fuck the leafs, Go Sens Go





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Apr 6 2004 11:52AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
screw off buddy, leafs rule, there pretty stacted this year and have a good chance of winning
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 6 2004 3:10PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
half of the population in ottawa is a leafs fan.. i for one do not pick sides




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Apr 6 2004 3:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i hope ontario wins,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 6 2004 4:24PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
go ottawa. hope lalime is healthy for the series...

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 6 2004 5:05PM
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McStooge
Posts: 775 - Karma: 10
leafs will win, hands down. even if Lalime does come back, he wont be in fine shape. the backup goalies are horrible (as we saw in saturday nite's 6-0 romp) so...GO LEAFS GO!
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Apr 6 2004 5:10PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
Leaf Suck
Apr 6 2004 5:11PM
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Jib_This
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Fuck that pussy east coast shit, it's all about the battle out west. The Canucks will RUIN calgary. RUIN.




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WE KILL YOU
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Apr 6 2004 5:18PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
Did you watch the all-star game? Or any of the inter-conference games?

That's why it's finally about the East.



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Apr 6 2004 5:30PM
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sacha
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Jib-this is so right Go Canucks. As for the battle of ontario, its gonna be tight but im taking ottawa.The leafs have too many hot-heads.


I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire
Apr 6 2004 5:42PM
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spyder1
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Hey McSootche( or how ever the fuck you spell your name) ahh just to let you know Lalime wasnt in nets for the game on sat night. it was their second and third string goalies



Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
Apr 6 2004 8:02PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
leafs rule, they have got this round in the bag
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 6 2004 8:06PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Lalime is possibly one of the greater playoff goalies right now, .932, and .946 last and 2 years ago respectively.
I think the sens will come out with heart, and i still think they are gonna lose game 7. I think its gonna be Leafs vs Canucks to tell ya the truth, and the leafs will take it. But after that, 1/2 of the leafs mite retire, lol, and ottawa will win next year, canucks the year after that.


A clever man is a good actor, a smart one never needs to.
Apr 6 2004 8:44PM
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rugbydave
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The Sens are playoff choke artists and the Make me Laughs are a buncha geriatrics. The only important team in the east are the Habs. Oh and the 'Nucks are gonna smash the Flames!


I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
Apr 6 2004 8:48PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
toronto will beat detroit

i felt like a big man pushing that kid around! - homer

shes talking to her invisible friend, God - bart

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Apr 6 2004 9:02PM
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con_cept
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I think we should all sit back and relax and enjoy!

I've never been so exited for the playoffs.



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Apr 6 2004 9:04PM
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petek
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same with me con_cept, its pretty much wide open now, the only team with the biggest edge is detroit, and they have question marks in net.


A clever man is a good actor, a smart one never needs to.
Apr 6 2004 9:09PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
if ottawa loses im gonna be a poor, poor man :(

Moe
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Apr 6 2004 9:54PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
stacted???

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 6 2004 11:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the rebel has posted!!!!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 6 2004 11:44PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
being a leaf fan in ottawa is fun!!! i get to laugh at all the sens fans that tell me how much the leafs suck





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 7 2004 1:15PM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
avs will kick all their asses


I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.



'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-
flatspin 720

Apr 7 2004 1:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
av's wont make it past 2nd round.


A clever man is a good actor, a smart one never needs to.
Apr 7 2004 1:54PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 7 2004 5:37PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
im taking the leafs...but its funny how 1/2 ottawa are leafs fans. I heard (dont know if it is true) but that the Corel center is wanting to BAN LEAF JERSEYS becasue it is wreaking the atmosphere. the problem is that there are more Leaf fans then ottawa at the games. Is this true?
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Apr 7 2004 5:43PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
yes. it is true. thing is, its all the older stubborn dudes who grew up with no team in ottawa until the early 90's, so they still embrace the leafs. in like 20 years, it wont be that way. but until then, its gonna be sad to se sens players bood in their own building.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 7 2004 7:41PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
haha thats awsome

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Apr 7 2004 9:00PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I've been to a few Sens - leafs games, two of them were playoff games and there's a TON of leafs fans, but we've always been able to drown out any 'go leafs go' chants. I haven't been in a while though, so maybe it's worse than it used to be.

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Apr 7 2004 9:21PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Also there's a lot of leafs fans at our games because it's easier for people in Toronto to get tickets to our games than it is for them to get tickets at the Air Canada Centre, and it's just a 4 hour drive.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 7 2004 9:24PM
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CharlesB.
Posts: 2755 - Karma: 66
ottawa will win this one easily!!!




Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.
-Pep Fujas
Apr 7 2004 9:26PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
^thats the spirit

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 7 2004 9:30PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
YAAAAAAA! huge game...ottawa wins.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 8 2004 8:44PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAFS SUCK!!!!


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CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
Apr 8 2004 8:50PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
SKI FREEMT, the avs wont beat everyone. the red wings will beat them just as they did the two games this season. not only did the wings win the game but they won every fight that happened in that game. go red wings


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Apr 8 2004 9:10PM
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Sharpy
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GO SENS GO
Apr 8 2004 9:30PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
t.o sucked huge...saturday night is the big game
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Apr 8 2004 9:54PM
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shibby
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i only saw part of it but the ottawa was on power play for quite a while
Apr 8 2004 10:02PM
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spyder1
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SENS WON 4-2



Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
Apr 9 2004 10:14AM
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