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Pretty pointless thread, but i had to ask

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nedward
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well ns im at a hotel and i got some trees the question is...should i go outside and smoke somewhere and where would be the best location to do so

Jul 17 2010 10:18PM
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no_steeze
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naked in the elevator
Jul 17 2010 10:19PM
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Slinger1x1
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you can probably just smoke in the bathroom. turn on the shower or something
Jul 17 2010 10:20PM
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pigglywiggly
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just open the window a little if you can and poke your head out the window. no biggie.

and nice username. WIZ FTW
Jul 17 2010 10:20PM
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nedward
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i was about to but i was in the elevator and then i realized it was one where u could see the lobby through the walls of it so i was like oh shit and had to run back to my room naked
Jul 17 2010 10:21PM
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00_Koda
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if its just you go in the bathroom and hot box it then turn the fan on and if your worried turn the hot water on and let it steam up and it usually covers up the smell pretty well maybe throw some smell good sprays around
Jul 17 2010 10:21PM
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nedward
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i wouldve done this but i already took a shower..im lookin to go outside or something..i guess that kind of answers my own question but im just sketched on where to go
Jul 17 2010 10:22PM
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no_steeze
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seriously though

1. go in the bathroom
2. put a towel under the crack in the door
3. turn on the shower
4. turn on the fan
5. close the windows
6. ????
7. high
Jul 17 2010 10:23PM
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antwone
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nice fuckin icon look at mine
Jul 17 2010 10:23PM
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soulskier
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Go with the elevator idea but go up on top of the elevator like they do in all the movies, clothing optional
Jul 17 2010 10:23PM
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00_Koda
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if theres a parking deck around go up to the top of it so legit to do that in the middle of the night or just somewhere hazy where no one would ever go at this time of night
Jul 17 2010 10:24PM
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hurrisun
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wat kinda 2 centemeter dick do you got just moke in ur hotel room they wont do anythign
Jul 17 2010 10:24PM
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nedward
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im with my parents fool...i hope your day continues to get shittier and shittier you negative nedward
Jul 17 2010 10:28PM
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zues
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smoke in the room you bitch.  
Jul 17 2010 10:29PM
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hurrisun
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sorry i millieter weener blow ur tokes in ur moms face
Jul 17 2010 10:33PM
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nedward
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nah im straight cut the shit nedward

Jul 17 2010 10:34PM
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nickyp
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You're such a stupid fuck. Not only are you unable to articulate your posts at all, setting the fire alarm off will cause hotel staff to go and investigate the cause, where they will smell cannabis smoke. Then the OP gets arrested for smoking in a prohibited area, aswell as possession of a controlled substance.
Jul 17 2010 10:38PM
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nedward
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now heres a real positive pedro

Jul 17 2010 10:39PM
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hurrisun
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i dont know what to say

pretty sure ur yankin my chain

besides it was on mythbusters only wood smoke sets off fire alarms
Jul 17 2010 10:40PM
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pmw
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haha just go for a nice walk. as long as you aren't RIGHT in front of the main doors nothing will happen..
Jul 17 2010 10:40PM
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nedward
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there are black people EVERYWHERE (questionably irrelevant)
Jul 17 2010 10:42PM
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pmw
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just don't look like a crack dealer and you won't be robbed.

unless it's to buy more crack...
Jul 17 2010 10:42PM
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hurrisun
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naggers eh


shyeeeet
Jul 17 2010 10:43PM
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nedward
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nah man you got it all wrong these are some friendly lookin nawgbots
Jul 17 2010 10:44PM
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pmw
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you must smoke a lot of stems ;)
Jul 17 2010 10:46PM
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deleted5
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no you can smoke inside i found out that pong cups fit perficly(sp?) over the smoke detectors in the rooms
Jul 17 2010 10:47PM
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pmw
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then turn the tables and rob THEM, they will never expect it for mr innocent cracker. then take their money and buy crack
Jul 17 2010 10:48PM
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pmw
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perfectly....?
Jul 17 2010 10:48PM
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hurrisun
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you must be one of those wussies with fire alarms that actualy detect smoke

grow some balls man
Jul 17 2010 10:48PM
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pmw
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jokes brotha, jokes

i don't see how it would be logical to have smoke detectors for only wood.
"Derp lets make smoke detectors inconvenient to people by making them only go off when they have a controlled fire."
Jul 17 2010 10:50PM
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pigglywiggly
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exactly. and another example: when people cook food it can set off the fire alarm. im fairly positive wood isnt a fairy common item found in a bowl on a dinner table ...
Jul 17 2010 10:54PM
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FUUUCK
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Dont blaze in your hotel room, the cleaners WILL notice, and they WILL bill you.
Jul 17 2010 10:59PM
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nedward
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it all went well..i figured i tell u cause i always know that NS is there to care.
Jul 17 2010 11:16PM
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Balto
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1. open window
2. smoke
3. blow out window
4. ????
5. profit
Jul 17 2010 11:19PM
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pmw
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if you want step five to work i will adjust your statement

1. open window
2. smoke
3. smell crack to black man
4.???????
5.profit
Jul 17 2010 11:21PM
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pmw
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Jul 17 2010 11:28PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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wtf.. Ive smoked in literally about 100 different hotel rooms and have never had anyone even knock on the door
Jul 17 2010 11:29PM
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artfullydodged
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make a fort and hot bawwx it. duhh
Jul 17 2010 11:35PM
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304NordMan
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so how did you do it?

Jul 17 2010 11:45PM
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nedward
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Jul 17 2010 11:47PM
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nedward
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oh and i just walked around the side next to some door hahaha
Jul 17 2010 11:48PM
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Commonwealth
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Ohhhh ok glad you got that settled. Now if you have anymore really important issues that require a brain, don't hesitate to make a thread! Have a nice night.
Jul 17 2010 11:50PM
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nedward
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come on man, no need for your negativity

Jul 17 2010 11:52PM
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Commonwealth
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Shut up, nedward.
Jul 17 2010 11:53PM
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no_steeze
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we smoked directly under an alarm sensor without realizing it and nothing happened
Jul 17 2010 11:54PM
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nedward
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well considering ive had an account for like 5 years and still dont know how to put a picture in a thread other than uploading it since i never really bothered im just gonna put this you know what i mean:

(you just bamboozled me so hard head explode picture)

Jul 17 2010 11:58PM
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hurrisun
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that icon is so homo
Jul 18 2010 12:11AM
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nedward
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bro its cool everyone already knows due to your excessive discussion of male genetelia in your posts and now you accuse me of such a crime where i just pretend the one getting railed is a female when i slap the ham :)
Jul 18 2010 12:14AM
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Nathn
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which is why they go off when you leave the stove on too long...

wait what?
Jul 18 2010 12:14AM
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gus555
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my alarm goes off from shower steam.... what.....the.......nedward?
Jul 18 2010 1:17AM
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