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A sober friday night! going insane

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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fuck sakes, its so boring
Jul 16 2010 10:10PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
join everyday of my life
Jul 16 2010 10:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
quitting drinking and smoking fucken sucks
Jul 16 2010 10:19PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
this should cheer you up

Jul 16 2010 10:49PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
no car, live in the middle of nowhere, and parents are always home

hate my life. save a lot of money though.
Jul 16 2010 10:49PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
ya being 14 sucks ECB's second cousin's dick
Jul 17 2010 12:38AM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
money = whores ... sooo nbd
Jul 17 2010 12:41AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
all my weed grew mold. fuck me
Jul 17 2010 12:42AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Smoke it faster, how could you hold onto it long enough for mold to grow? WTF
Jul 17 2010 12:45AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
KB cured like shit
couldnt smoke for a week
decided to put in a mason jar instead of letting it sit for a little while

i wake up, stoked to smoke a quarter to the face, crack open a dutch. boom. i was fucking pissed
Jul 17 2010 12:46AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Drink a bottle of nyquil, take a couple drowsy style benedryl and see if you can stay up...it's awesome.
Jul 17 2010 12:49AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
hmm just like me except the money part don't have a whole lotta that
Jul 17 2010 12:51AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Sell it to a middle schooler...
Jul 17 2010 12:52AM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
its funny cause im fucked up
Jul 17 2010 12:52AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i'm not giving kids a possible lung infection so i can make some money back
Jul 17 2010 12:53AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Try the purple challenge: Drink a bottle of Nyquil and a few shots of vodka, then see if you can jerk off without falling asleep.
Jul 17 2010 12:54AM
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slash22
Posts: 94 - Karma: 5
thats about the best way you could ever spend a night
Jul 17 2010 1:40AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
Try the incest challenge: Too late
Jul 17 2010 1:59AM
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mackattack
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
i just started treatment for inactive TB....i have to stay sober for almost 9 months...
Jul 17 2010 3:22AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
god its like your pregnant,but good luck nonetheless
Jul 17 2010 3:26AM
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t3hb055
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That's why you don't have sex with monkeys?
Jul 17 2010 3:27AM
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mackattack
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haha yeah, i didn't have sex with a monkey. TB is an air-borne bacterial infection of the lungs. but yes, it's exactly the duration of having a baby, since the treatment lasts a little over 9 months, minus the baby part....sucks.
Jul 17 2010 3:48AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
maybe my man sauce can cure it?
Jul 17 2010 3:55AM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1515 - Karma: 228
The best part is you can't loose!
Jul 17 2010 4:18AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Wow how did get TB, jesus that blows + vibes.
Jul 17 2010 4:22AM
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
So wait. You get pregnant. But you don't have a baby? Shit sucks, seems kind of pointless too. You should try getting rid of it. I think that might help.
Jul 17 2010 4:43AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
I stayed sober, but I found out some excellent news.
Jul 17 2010 4:47AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,082
Far from sober you cunt.
Jul 17 2010 4:53AM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
ur an angry drunk arnt you
Jul 17 2010 11:04AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
thats why ur a pussy

id hit up a park flip that shit in T-minus 17 seconds bitch
Jul 17 2010 11:28AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
iz mi metre br0kin?
Jul 17 2010 11:42AM
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p-oskier
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Working 6 days a week, not drinking as much as I would like...
Jul 17 2010 12:14PM
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theabortionator
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I was just going to get semi drunk last night. Instead I got semi drunk and then went to the bar till 3. Bought a shot in quarters near the end.

Worth it? Fuck yeah.
Jul 17 2010 1:29PM
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