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How to get extra drunk

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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
I have tried all the techniques; butt chugging, nasal chugging, direct injection, cock, drinking upside down, getting a girl to put it in her mouth and then transfer it to mine (also tried the snatch) and even drinking at high altitudes.

I can handle my liquor fine but I always end up throwing up or having to go to the hospital. I just want to stay in the state of euphoria that I am before my world goes downhill and turns into a tragic mess of thrown up chunks of my last three meals.

What are your strategies for getting extremely slizzared and not throwing up all over the girl that you have been macking?

Thanks my NS brethern I can always depend on you guys!!!!!!
Jul 16 2010 8:53PM
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yellav
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rufalines, also works if youre interested in time travel.
Jul 18 2010 11:33PM
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Mooserz
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im a firm supporter of red bull and vodka
Jul 18 2010 11:36PM
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samsquamch
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Jul 18 2010 11:42PM
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Kev-Kev.
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yah one night I had like 3 brews and then put a lip in and it was NUTS... most trashed I have felt in a while.
Jul 19 2010 12:01AM
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Mooserz
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I third this. i packed a drunken kop one night. holy fucking deer shit
Jul 19 2010 12:02AM
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TotallyTrevor
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absinthe
Jul 19 2010 12:15AM
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Kitten.mittens
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go in a hot tub it gets u wayyyyy drunker
Jul 19 2010 12:53AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
what are you fucking 10 or something?

anyway just find a good strong drink that you enjoy the taste of and make sure your hand is never empty, just do something like shot 10 or so cocksucking cowboys in a minute, repeat a few times then drink normally the rest of the night.
Jul 19 2010 3:45AM
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neutralzombie
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hahahahahha.
Jul 19 2010 8:19AM
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jibjunkie
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cant believe no one has mentioned this already but you guys need to learn about this little device called an ALCOHOL VAPORIZER. it will get you as drunk or dead as you want because you dont need to consume any liquid at all. this translates into no puking or feeling hungover the next day. its also known as an awol which stands for alcohol without liquid.

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Jul 19 2010 8:43AM
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brogilvie
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You've tried butt chugging? Acutally?

drink 15-20 drinks and then I do not smoke weed at the end of the night and I'll be fine...

I always start with scotch or whiskey when I want to get Hammered. and then switch to beer or rum coke, gin tonic. shots. whatever. I'll drink two drinks, then get water, two drinks, then water...
Jul 19 2010 8:49AM
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navierSTOKED
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Tear ducts are the key. I find tequila works best. Followed by beer. Followed by lemon juice.
Jul 19 2010 9:25AM
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no_steeze
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I had the opposite with weed, 8 beers and 4 shots in I smoked a bowl and didn't even notice it, usually it hits me so hard
Jul 19 2010 10:46AM
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word-sauce
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i'd just like to add in that i think your a fag too
Jul 19 2010 11:16AM
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musick13
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supposedly you can chug whiskey, if you snort something really acidic before hand, like lemons or hot sauce
Jul 19 2010 11:39AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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take a shot of olive oil before you start drinking.
Jul 19 2010 12:15PM
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Crack.
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Why kind sir
Jul 19 2010 1:42PM
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jibjunkie
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this prevents hangovers but doesnt get you crazy drunk
Jul 19 2010 1:59PM
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BOSSignol
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Motley crue that shit and shoot alcohol up through your veins. idiot
Jul 19 2010 2:13PM
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spruitm
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lol
Jul 19 2010 2:27PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
I am going out tonight and I am looking to get super fucked up. This is real important because there is a girl who I can't talk to sober and I really want to get with!

What is the quickest way to get my confidence up!?
Jul 24 2010 9:06PM
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2_fadez
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shots of vodka. just do em quick and you'll be gone purty fast
Jul 24 2010 9:08PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
I have vodka and rum, will one give me more confidence than the other? Also will mixing alcohols get me more wasted?
Jul 24 2010 9:11PM
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STREETS
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I would say stay awayt from that vodka unless u wanna get really CRUNK
Jul 24 2010 9:31PM
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*TURBONERD*
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this thread is fucking retarded
Jul 24 2010 9:39PM
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gstaff
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like someone said earlier.  Packing a dip will make you super fucked up, especially if your already smashed.
Jul 24 2010 9:42PM
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danbrown
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no fucking way willem
Jul 24 2010 9:46PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Pee in your own butt.
Jul 24 2010 10:26PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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This will coat and settle your stomach for when you overfill it with toxin. mmmmmmmmmmm intoxicants
Jul 25 2010 2:03PM
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J.Quest
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Power Hour - a shot of beer every minute for an hour or two ha. or just shots spaced out in the hour. Should get u mashed

Jul 25 2010 2:34PM
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AEROPLAEHN
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Wait, so you're telling me you drank booze outta a girls snatch and tried to inject alcohol into your wang...
Funniest shit I've read on NS.
Jul 25 2010 3:04PM
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jibbpeter
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shot in the eye...the alcohol goes straight to the brain...

never tryed it, and never will
Jul 25 2010 3:12PM
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yojimbo
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eat a ton of food. take blood thinners. drink.
Jul 25 2010 3:14PM
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bstuck1
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Fill up a bath tub with alcohol and lay in it.
Jul 25 2010 3:16PM
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EthanJPAskier
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hahahhaha
Jul 25 2010 3:54PM
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steezenskis
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i heard that drinking lots of beer through the mouth can get you fucked up.

of course, thats not as cool as shoving a beer up your ass.

Jul 25 2010 4:08PM
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-Dan
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drink extra
Jul 25 2010 5:25PM
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inb4_UMAD
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drink pbr
Jul 25 2010 5:31PM
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deleted5
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beer water beer water beer water beer water you got to pace your self
Jul 25 2010 5:35PM
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theabortionator
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Go out to drink someplace where the bartender on that night knows you and is really chill. I can't believe how much rum was in my drinks
Jul 25 2010 6:08PM
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