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How to get extra drunk

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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
I have tried all the techniques; butt chugging, nasal chugging, direct injection, cock, drinking upside down, getting a girl to put it in her mouth and then transfer it to mine (also tried the snatch) and even drinking at high altitudes.

I can handle my liquor fine but I always end up throwing up or having to go to the hospital. I just want to stay in the state of euphoria that I am before my world goes downhill and turns into a tragic mess of thrown up chunks of my last three meals.

What are your strategies for getting extremely slizzared and not throwing up all over the girl that you have been macking?

Thanks my NS brethern I can always depend on you guys!!!!!!
Jul 16 2010 8:53PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
just keep saying to your self, " hey, i could probably operate a motor vehicle!". you'll be straight for the night
Jul 17 2010 12:39AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
im sorry, WHAT? you shot beer up your cock? thats the dumbest fucking thing that i have ever heard.
Jul 17 2010 12:44AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
SHAKE YOUR HEAD REALLY FUCKING HARD. It mixes up the alcohol in your brain and gets you super drunk gives you headache and is fun
Jul 17 2010 12:45AM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
i can handle  a half a 30 rack in one night. so about 15 over like 3 hours and stay kinda sober.   But if you drink like like 5 as fast as you can when u start in like a half hour ull feel drunk and then drink at ur normal pace after that.  you shouldn't get sick and ull be really drunk

Jul 17 2010 1:37AM
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kardaddy
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
badass alert.

But honestly I can put a couple 30 racks up my ass hole and stay pretty sober, its not really a big deal. I take a couple shots of pure alcohol and inject it straight into my dick too.
Jul 17 2010 1:50AM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
something ironic,

my driving instructor told me the new "fancy thing" was to drink a bunch of energy drinks (noss, monster, etc.)... and then down a whole bunch of hard liquor.. gives u a more energized drunk

idk if this is what u were looking for but...

learn something new every day
Jul 17 2010 1:52AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
why have only like three people commented on the fact that he injected booze up his dick??

seriously, wtf.
Jul 17 2010 1:58AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
vodka shot in a nebulizer. go do this.
Jul 17 2010 3:21AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
um, if you're puking your brains out and getting taken to the hospital, I'm pretty sure you already know how to get extra drunk.

however, you clearly lack the ability to maintain your composure. that being the case, i hereby prescribe to you lots of practice, and lots of good drugs.

don't get yourself killed.
Jul 17 2010 5:50AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
two four lokos will get you drunk
four four lokos will get you death
your choice.
Jul 17 2010 6:06AM
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gnarrr
Posts: 823 - Karma: 12
if you end up throwing up or going to the hospital it means you can't handle your liquor fine you fucking idiot.
Jul 17 2010 6:07AM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
LOL
Jul 17 2010 9:23AM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
you contridicted yourself when you said "i can handle my liquor fine but i always end up puking and going to the hospital".. haha
Jul 17 2010 10:19AM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
someone IP sniff this asshole so we can read his local newspaper and laugh at his family when he dies /rant.

stop being such a god damn moron kid it sounds like u have some serious issues.
Jul 17 2010 10:57AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i puked last night.....
Jul 17 2010 11:00AM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
In the but?
Jul 17 2010 11:16AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
you're so good at sniffing out trolls that you should join frodo and sam and protect them on their quest
Jul 17 2010 11:18AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
just ix everything

you will be blackout in no time
Jul 17 2010 11:18AM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Gawbage is a troll.
Jul 17 2010 11:18AM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
o rly
Jul 17 2010 3:11PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
smoke. or just stop being a pussy
Jul 17 2010 3:14PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Don't eat before you go out.

Not only will you become drunk easier, there is nothing in your stomach to throw back up
Jul 17 2010 3:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,258
Good way to get alchy poisoning. By a ton of beer or some liquor. dose your brain out,

It's insane the amount of booze you can clear without getting drunk. I killed a 30 at my friends house once. Felt golden, legit not even drunk, I don't even know why I kept drinking. All the sudden the box was empty. Still felt golden, then about 6 or so hours later in the middle of the night I was puking and puking and puking, and then passed out.


Real good way to get fucked up and end up in the hospital or dead. So def worth a shot. I'd go with the liquor though. You could probably kill a few bottles.
Jul 17 2010 3:48PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Again, quit trying to sound like a know it all little bitch. Like a kid who goes on an online forum asking how to get drunk has any fucking clue what 'dose' means.

Get a life and stop trying to impress people. It's not working.
Jul 17 2010 3:51PM
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theabortionator
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Hahaha, i thought the hate would be directed to drinking to much claim. Although thats not a claim because I rented it and then destroyed my trash can with vomit.



But no.


the hate is directed towards

..........................................


Saying dose? Are you fucking kidding me?  Really really really? That's what all the hate is about. That is the last thing I would have ever thought would have somehow upset somebody. I'm trying to act cool by saying dose? Really? again, I should keep saying really. That is retarded. Hell I would even make fun of myself for being an idiot and drinking to much than posting about it in a pointless thread, but saying dose?


????????


"Get a life and stop trying to impress people. It's not working." Please explain to me how that out of  a retarded story about being stupid is the point on which to hate. And how is that piece me trying to impress anyone.

"Again, quit trying to sound like a know it all little bitch. Like a kid who goes on an online forum asking how to get drunk has any fucking clue what 'dose' means.

Get a life and stop trying to impress people. It's not working."


I'm still trying to figure you out. I would have never thought anything of it. Besides there have been countless tripping threads on ns, just like all the stupid weed threads.








But of course, I painstakingly searched through my post trying to find a spot where I could say dose, because I knew that would make me sound cooler.

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because I'm a whole lot cooler now that I found a spot to put it.


You're a tool, go play in traffic
Jul 17 2010 4:01PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
I didn't read any of that.

You're a fag dude, sorry.
Jul 17 2010 4:14PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
butt chug
Jul 17 2010 4:15PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
i drank a 30 and was golden legit not drunk.
hahahaahahaha


go fuck yourself
Jul 17 2010 4:47PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
dude last night i drank like 60 beers and only puked once
Jul 17 2010 4:51PM
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squawshredder
Posts: 129 - Karma: 15
getting really drunk like that and ending up in the hospital is not only dumb, but it also shows that you dont give a fuck about those who love and care about you. DRINKING YOURSELF TO DEATH IS NOT CLASSY, but it is really easy.

That being said, your BAC can continue to rise even after you finish drinking (hence the puking) so my best advice would be to take your time when you drink in order to work your way up to this "state of euphoria" and once you've hit this point only drink water until you feel yourself sobering up a little, THEN drink more as needed.

WARNING: people do dumb stuff when they're drunk, like piss in the stands of a LAX game or tell a ginger shes really hot, just think twice about what you do.
Jul 17 2010 4:52PM
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theabortionator
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You failed to read or understand my post. I was legit not drunk at the time. But after prolly should have gone to the hospital. Because then i was legit fucked up achy poisoning style. But there were 4 beers gone before that night so It's more doable than a full


Jul 17 2010 5:09PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621

EVERCLEAR bitch

first time I ever had everclear I drank a 1/2 liter by myself after i had been drinking some rum. my parents found me at 1am seizing naked on my bathroom floor. last thing i remember was watching a rollerblade dvd around 11pm...  i was still drunk when i came to the next morning...

I'll say it again.  EVERCLEAR pussy.

Jul 17 2010 5:16PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Jul 17 2010 5:24PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Four Loko.
Jul 17 2010 5:51PM
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shreditor
Posts: 51 - Karma: 37

Easy...

first, you got to buy a full hockey equipement...

then, you work and practise a lot...

After all that, you need to get draft by a good NHL team...

Play a couple year and then win the stanley cup...

Get Drunk by drinking champaign in the stanley cup...

You're gonna win a lot of money too...

Sounds like an easy way...

Jul 17 2010 6:00PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
You're so cool.
Jul 17 2010 6:32PM
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illadelphlife
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 27
dont think about throwing up, then you wont.
Jul 17 2010 6:33PM
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theabortionator
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I know. It was such a massive trying to be cool. I drank a bunch and then threw up all morning. Obviously trying to be as ridiculously cool as possible.

Even more than people in those weed threads.


Actually I posted a few things semi relevant to the thread.

Jul 17 2010 6:42PM
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no_steeze
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at least throwing up while your drunk isnt as bad as throwing up normally. while sober it's like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" but while drunk it's like "wheeee i'm puking now"
Jul 17 2010 6:52PM
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Alex_G
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drinking is for bros. THIZZ ftw
Jul 17 2010 6:54PM
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Dan-Man
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Jul 17 2010 9:12PM
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zues
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blow a line of coke.   
I've been 10 beers in,  then blow  a fat line or two,  then honest to god i can drink 10 more and still wake up fresh  the next morning.  

/ THREAD
Jul 17 2010 10:16PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
You clearly can't. Americans can't drink to save their life though so i wouldn't worry about it.
Jul 17 2010 10:23PM
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Slinger1x1
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i once was killing a handle with a friend. it was really shitty, terrible citrus flavored vodka that tasted like straight rubbing alcohol.

well me and my friend keep taking swigs before we go to this kids house, but nothings happening. so we keep drinking.
we go to the kids house, and next thing i know, im TRASHED
and we were the only ones drunk, it was terrible

Jul 17 2010 10:27PM
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Alex_G
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would u rather get drunk or feel like this guy? come on


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THIIIIIIIZZZ
Jul 17 2010 10:28PM
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Username_42069
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feel like this guy?, hes dead hahaha.

ill take drunk





mac dre: thizz in peace
Jul 18 2010 7:30PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
cocaine.
Jul 18 2010 7:35PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
If your bored of just drinking to get drunk, you can buy a bunch of cheap liquor and pour it in a bathtub and lay in it. I use to work with an alcoholic who did this and it does work
Jul 18 2010 8:55PM
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jeremyo13
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exactly

everclear enema is what you want
Jul 18 2010 11:31PM
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