Replying to How to get extra drunk

I have tried all the techniques; butt chugging, nasal chugging, direct injection, cock, drinking upside down, getting a girl to put it in her mouth and then transfer it to mine (also tried the snatch) and even drinking at high altitudes.

I can handle my liquor fine but I always end up throwing up or having to go to the hospital. I just want to stay in the state of euphoria that I am before my world goes downhill and turns into a tragic mess of thrown up chunks of my last three meals.

What are your strategies for getting extremely slizzared and not throwing up all over the girl that you have been macking?

Thanks my NS brethern I can always depend on you guys!!!!!!