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How to get extra drunk

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skithecanada
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I have tried all the techniques; butt chugging, nasal chugging, direct injection, cock, drinking upside down, getting a girl to put it in her mouth and then transfer it to mine (also tried the snatch) and even drinking at high altitudes.

I can handle my liquor fine but I always end up throwing up or having to go to the hospital. I just want to stay in the state of euphoria that I am before my world goes downhill and turns into a tragic mess of thrown up chunks of my last three meals.

What are your strategies for getting extremely slizzared and not throwing up all over the girl that you have been macking?

Thanks my NS brethern I can always depend on you guys!!!!!!
Jul 16 2010 8:53PM
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Peter.
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don't drink too much, then you don't puke

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Jul 16 2010 8:54PM
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frp1080
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shotgun until you puke
Jul 16 2010 8:57PM
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Utard
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Pour it down your pelvic orifaces
Jul 16 2010 8:59PM
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Jamestown
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Put ecstacy in the bum bum.
Jul 16 2010 8:59PM
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theabortionator
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If you want to get really drunk fast and cheap and suck at drinking liquor.

soak a tampon in liquor and boof it. I read about it a couple years ago. Apparently it's a real method for girls who don't like beer or liquor and achys who are poor and want to get fucked up.

I guess the point is that i gets directly absorbed.


You should try it, I hear it's all the rage in europe
Jul 16 2010 9:00PM
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frp1080
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that and eye shots
Jul 16 2010 9:01PM
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LukeB
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have you guys tried drinking through your mouth? its pretty sick
Jul 16 2010 9:01PM
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theabortionator
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mdma does not get you drunk, but this post is quite relevant to what i was typing
Jul 16 2010 9:02PM
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D4VE.BC
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wait..... did you actually try to pour alcohol into your cock? wtf would that accomplish other than burn?

Jul 16 2010 9:02PM
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ski2sky.
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SIZZZZZURRRRPPP FTW
Jul 16 2010 9:02PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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sit down for like an hour and chug a fuck load of booze. then stand up really fast and look in the sky and spin around in circles /thread
Jul 16 2010 9:02PM
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smile=]
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drink with a straw!
Jul 16 2010 9:03PM
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3-6-steeze
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Pouring it in your ass can kill you. but gets you drunk faster. I dunno
Jul 16 2010 9:04PM
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theabortionator
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1. Drink everclear or moonshine
2. get beyond wasted
3. go swimming alone in a lake somewhere
4. ??d??r??o??w??n??
5. profit!!!!!!!!!



Jul 16 2010 9:08PM
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Gstrong
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you drank it out of a pussy then puked?

Jul 16 2010 9:08PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Insert Alcohol into anus.
Jul 16 2010 9:17PM
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Crack.
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haha what
Jul 16 2010 9:19PM
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Hemulen.
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liquor all the way, but know your limits
Jul 16 2010 9:19PM
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teleak
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god damn fuck off you piece of shit.
Jul 16 2010 9:19PM
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LukeB
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No someone just transferred it into his pussy, read it again
Jul 16 2010 9:21PM
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Lemuel
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You say you can hold your alcohol, but then you say you always end up puking or in the hospital?

I guess the only reasonable answer here is:

































I remember my first beer.
Jul 16 2010 9:22PM
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FUUUCK
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everclear up the ass
Jul 16 2010 9:22PM
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0123456789
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take a hydro adn smoke a blunt, youll be nice and drunk.
Jul 16 2010 9:26PM
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t3hb055
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Yeah i did that once. The number four step tripped me up a bit, only for a moment though
Jul 16 2010 9:34PM
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bustinthejus
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Whenever I'm looking to get fucked up real good and real fast, I always just chug some 99% rubbing alcohol. Works super good man try it.
Jul 16 2010 9:36PM
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Slinger1x1
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i hate doing it

but packing a lip while drunk will make you feel like you just drank at least three more beers and you wont vomit
Jul 16 2010 9:41PM
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jason...
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Right before you're gonna puke, do a line of blow. Bam, you're wide awake and ready to keep swinging.
Jul 16 2010 10:00PM
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skithecanada
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Well I sure hope that it was liquor.
Jul 16 2010 10:04PM
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skithecanada
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It wasn't like I took a syringe and injected it straight into my cock but I more or less tried to.
Jul 16 2010 10:05PM
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pmw
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smoke weed instead
Jul 16 2010 10:08PM
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Otter.
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pee in her butt then drink
Jul 16 2010 10:11PM
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kepler.
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mdma is not ecstasy. Stop trying to sound like a know it all.
Jul 16 2010 10:16PM
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Dosh
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there ya go!
Jul 16 2010 10:17PM
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pmw
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i have never taken either, but in a perfect world, wouldn't ecstasy be mainly mdma if it wasn't cut?
Jul 16 2010 10:17PM
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kepler.
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Molly is pure mdma. Ecstasy is mdma cut with adulterants.
Jul 16 2010 10:20PM
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skithecanada
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This thread is not about not drinking too much it is about getting as drunk as possible without throwing up.
Jul 16 2010 10:26PM
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kepler.
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Are you constrained by time here or something? Because the combo of water and booze for me always seems to do the trick over the course of the night. I try to always make a habit of drinking a glass of water in between drinks. Sure you piss twice as much but you wake up feeling like a champ and can stay pretty drunk for longer periods of time.
Jul 16 2010 10:28PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i don't see the problem here,
Jul 16 2010 10:29PM
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skithecanada
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Thankyou for the very first great response.
Jul 16 2010 10:30PM
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pmw
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you're stupid. alcohol is poison, when the concentration of said poison gets to a dangerously high level in your body it is the bodies way of combating the effects of the alcohol and keep you alive.
Jul 16 2010 10:30PM
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315jibber94
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA WHAT?!?!?!?!?! ok easy way...drink 5 beers pre gaming...play a few rounds of pong at the party...drink 2 mikes hards...take a huge hit of a peeach blunt...feels like you drank 20 beers no joke hahahah i thought i was in the movie "taken" in the scene everyone is around her and looking at her but she couldnt do anything about it...or maybe a diff movie hahaha idk. long story short...drink a bunch of beers and blaze....

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Jul 16 2010 10:39PM
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gmack24
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Jul 16 2010 10:42PM
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cobra_commander
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build your tolerance up.
Also learn to recognize your limit. If you keep consuming you will get alcohol poisoning, throwing up is your body's self defense reaction. If you don't throw up, you can severely hurt yourself (especially if your tolerance is not built up), and even kill yourself.

There are ways to trick your body into not throwing up, I know some people who smoke weed, since it can prevent your body from throwing up. This is very dangerous though, I would never recommend that anyone try and trick their body from throwing up. I have seen a girl airlifted to the hospital for poison control because they could not throw-up. If there had not been a sober person to call 911, she would have died.

Throwing up is a pain for the rest of the party (since you can usually not able to clean up yourself) but having EMS and the police showing up to save your ass is not gonna kill the party, and get you and your buddies MIPs if your underage. Throwing up is also disgusting, but it does not compare to getting your stomach pumped and eating charcoal paste.

There is a fine line between getting drunk to the point of enjoyment, and starting to kill your body. You need to learn to find this line, and know when to stop drinking, also no one likes the kid who is the 'most drunk;' they are just annoying.

Having friends who are strong enough to tell you when to stop is one of the best things out there. Being strong enough to tell your friends when to stop is also important. If you think you need to keep drinking to keep having fun, you are doing it wrong.
Jul 16 2010 10:46PM
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.Ben
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i heard from a drunk guy at a party (so don't take my word for it) but if you take pepto bismol before drinking you can drink way more. It makes sense cause pepto bismol coats your stomach lining and then you can't absorb as much alcohol. But do not take my word for it it could be false information just an interesting idea
Jul 16 2010 10:53PM
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T.Rex
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two girls in my school got arrested for this in my school, the first day they came into school stubling and mumbling and yelling and the school cop took a breathalizer on them which came out negative of any alcohol and he didnt smell/ see any evidence of weed, so they just let them go thinking they were put in the microwave when they were younger (no kidding, im friends with the cop and he makes fun of every kid he is involved with), then the second day they came in the same way so he decided to take them for blood work to see if they were on meth, cocaine, or pills, all that came out negative except they found huge amounts of alcohol in the blood and then they realized the girls were soaking tampons in beer and liqour before they came into school sticking them in and tripping the whole day from it, they got charged with underaged drinking but it was stated in the city paper that if the court didnt uphold underage drinking (because they didnt orally digest the alcohol) they would charge them with m.i.p.

Jul 16 2010 11:08PM
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skithecanada
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The thing is, is that I can normally handle an entire 30 rack to myself I just want to feel more drunk than I am.
Jul 16 2010 11:11PM
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eheath
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Eat before you drink, helps with elongating your buzz.
Jul 16 2010 11:12PM
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Billiards.
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I just take 10-20 beers out depending on how I want to be. And I tend to go for more around 10 if I want to put more emphasis on woman and not blacking out and throwing up.
Jul 16 2010 11:12PM
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