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10 reasons to grow a beard

Peter.

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@th1337

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/

Jul 16 2010 1:56PM

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Bar_Down

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No Life

there isn't a day that goes by where i dont wish i could grow a nice, respectable beard

Jul 16 2010 1:59PM

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jeremy.g

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when the day comes that i have a beard i will finally stop doubting myself

Jul 16 2010 2:02PM

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little1337

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Crazy Fool

i cant cuz im leik 5 sooooooo.

Jul 16 2010 2:16PM

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Darth_Veeder

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Insane

And that...is why you fail.

Jul 16 2010 2:17PM

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chardi

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^thats pretty ironic haha.

i pray to the hair gods everyday, but the beard never comes.

Jul 16 2010 2:20PM

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C-DAWGSTYLEZ

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Insane

Some of those reasons were lame, like the sled one, its totally impossible to probably even grow a beard that long.

Jul 16 2010 2:27PM

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CluckaChuck

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Insane

Drink gas it will put hair on your face for sure. Worked for my Uncle Tom when he was my age.

Jul 16 2010 2:27PM

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martin.

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Addict

I'm 19 and just recently began to grow what could be perceived as a mustache...I'm looking forward to the next couple of months.

Jul 16 2010 2:28PM

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1337

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Basement Dweller

hahaha is that the same guy from the oatmeal?

Jul 16 2010 2:29PM

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Dan.

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Crazy Fool

Uncle Tom?! you racist!

really though, the true measure of manliness should be facial and body hair, not muscles.

Jul 16 2010 2:30PM

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Ski_the_east01

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So you'd fail either way?

Jul 16 2010 2:33PM

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Mooserz

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Addict

Im rocking the barely there beard. its basically just scruff

Jul 16 2010 2:36PM

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Dan.

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Crazy Fool

yes. yes I would. but really, anybody can work out and juice it up a bit. only the manliest of men can grow beards thick enough to hide shanks in.

Jul 16 2010 2:37PM

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Ski_the_east01

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we are in agreement

Jul 16 2010 2:39PM

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freestyler540

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Crazy Fool

who would ever invest money in that website. its so stupid

Jul 16 2010 3:10PM

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Avifarer

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Jul 16 2010 3:16PM

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rickety_cricket

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Insane

My scruff is coming in pretty solid. Im practically on the road to manliness

Jul 16 2010 4:24PM

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Yossarian

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Insane

I second this. My Shaggy from Scooby-Doo scruff is not enough to gain the stature of a true beard wearer.

Jul 16 2010 4:47PM

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WikiWiki

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I've had my beard for 10 months now- without a doubt one of my greatest decisions ever- with the mustache its unbeatable

Jul 16 2010 5:05PM

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.jersey

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Insane

ive been growing my beard till i look like zz top

Jul 16 2010 5:23PM

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yojimbo

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i personally full beard but trimmed down with barber clippers to a little longer than 5 o clock shadow. so its like a scruffy beard. its not too much and its just enough. plus the ladies dig it.

Jul 16 2010 5:33PM

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Bar_Down

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i've got a few hairs on my chin and my sideburns are starting to go further down my face. i cant wait til i can grow that baby out, gonna be a beaut

Jul 16 2010 5:34PM

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k-dizzle

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Pro

im going to grow one now

Jul 16 2010 5:34PM

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wintersway

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same, but only the sideburns and hair under my chin/jaw is actually dark.

slowly creepin over to the sides of my cheeks...

Jul 16 2010 6:36PM

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E.FARR

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Insane

LOL...the things posted on nsg in the summer time....so epic.

Jul 16 2010 11:31PM

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inb4_UMAD

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Ridiculous

they should follow it up with: 10 reasons to grow a bush

Jul 16 2010 11:36PM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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i have a beard, and i like to stroke it

Jul 16 2010 11:53PM

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steep

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haha yez

Jul 16 2010 11:56PM

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WikiWiki

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there should be an official post your beard thread

Jul 16 2010 11:57PM

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charmander

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Crazy Fool

i could grow a beard, it'd take a while and it'd look hella dirty tho

Jul 17 2010 12:01AM

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Dan-Man

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Crazy Fool

this is the most knar beard i've ever grown. did it about a year ago..

enjoy

Jul 17 2010 12:11AM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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thats very similiar to mine.

Jul 17 2010 12:13AM

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Gumbo

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Wannabe

Ha! I'm 16 and I have a pretty big beard

Jul 17 2010 12:19AM

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.thedude

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Loner

Before you say anything beard related is impossible, i would suggest you consult Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons (but not Frank Beard, he clearly didn't get the memo) about what you can and cannot do with a beard.

Jul 17 2010 12:44AM

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