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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
What do girls look for in guys, superficialy...im not talkin about a nice personality and shit here...i mean like looks and such, possesions ect...


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Apr 6 2004 11:39PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
i'll put it this way, if all you have going for you is looks and possesions, you're not gonna get alot of girls except well slutty ones who don't want a relationship. then again maybe that's what you're looking for.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 6 2004 11:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
big dick + big balls = gut crushing and children


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 6 2004 11:43PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
its all about if you got a car ahouse and a big bank account.






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Apr 6 2004 11:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahh fuck i gotta take a big shit, be back in a few dudes


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 6 2004 11:46PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
when you get back tell us how big it was in diameter, and if the answer is les than 1 inch, proceed to go find the high bridge or building and jump off it. We dont take kindly to people who shit small.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Apr 7 2004 12:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
it was a ghost poo!! it dissapeared


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 7 2004 12:04AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Once I had a poop of 2 inches of diameter, but then I realised it was just my girthy, dark penis that had fallen in the toilet bowl.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Apr 7 2004 12:09AM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
i haven't ghosted in years, i love checkin out the size though of my poo's. one time it was a monster, like a chode, as wide as long, like a big cheese ball, gnarly
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Apr 7 2004 12:11AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
dos nobodE takE my queston serious?


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Apr 7 2004 12:45AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
nope






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Apr 7 2004 12:47AM
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ShitSlam2
Posts: 311 - Karma: 10
nope, fuck u, ur a homo if u hae to ask how to get chiks on the internet





I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.


Do me a favor, kill a racer.
Apr 7 2004 12:48AM
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heath
Posts: 475 - Karma: 13
they like 2 inch dicks like urs
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KILL GATE RAPERS

fucking ski fucker
Apr 7 2004 12:56AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i din ask for how to get chicks, i ask what they lok for superficaly, i get all the chik i want...lol


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Apr 7 2004 1:03AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
cj, trust me on this one, it's all about the chest hair.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Apr 7 2004 2:16AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
first it is looks, then once they get to know you they will look at personality, then once shes getting in your pants its all about the penis size baby... lets hope it be magnum



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Apr 7 2004 11:33AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I wish i was hip enough to be a wigger


God is an American.
Apr 7 2004 12:26PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
^hahaha!!!


i like pooing!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Apr 7 2004 1:18PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
does anyone have a theory for ghost poos? It has baffled me for years.
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Apr 7 2004 1:34PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
theyre the haunted remains of poo's from the past.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 7 2004 1:49PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
^what he said
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Apr 7 2004 2:04PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
who you callin a wigger, smigger



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Apr 7 2004 2:09PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
skiing ability
tall
nice somewhat dark complexion
good hair which can be long or short, just has to be nice
weed to share out of the kindness of their heart






-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Apr 7 2004 2:28PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^oh darn i'm not dark skinned. how do you do a reverse michael jackson?



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 7 2004 3:35PM
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illieB
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
^^ i think you got it all
Apr 7 2004 3:38PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
heres one, the girl i like is moving away at the end of the summer. should i bother asking her out?
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Apr 7 2004 3:40PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
^anyone? or is it really a stupid question
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Apr 7 2004 7:52PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^girls that will soon have no ties give it up a lot easier....you should definitely be the ''guy she fucks before she leaves'' because if it's not you it'll probably be some one else



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 7 2004 7:55PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
go for it




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Apr 7 2004 8:00PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
this is how i get girls. if i'm just walking down the hallway at school and i see a hot girl, i just walk up her, smoothly say hey, look her straight in the eye....then just whip it out.



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Apr 7 2004 8:18PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
i am a girl so this is mean to the girl but, start a relationship with her now, then fuck her all the time..... but dont get attatched and dont let her get too attatched, then you'll have an awesome summer
~Ella

i put a dead mouse in the microwave, and it turned into a princess with emphysema.
-Petek

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fucked knees for life
*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
Apr 7 2004 8:20PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
^ haha i cant believe a girl said that...hey umm, ahh...can i have your number?
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Apr 7 2004 8:24PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
also being a girl i think the summer fling is a good idea,im also a virgin but i come off as a 'good girl' so no one tries to hook up with me
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

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Apr 7 2004 8:27PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
she's MINE dude.

hahaha ella.


but I second that, really who need the emotional baggage. no one, girls don't really want relationships they just feel obligated to follow the image of the compassionate nuturing emotional woman.





-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Apr 7 2004 8:28PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
^reallY?
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Apr 7 2004 8:29PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
VTskibum totally has it. you know she's not looking to form anything serious, but of course she's gonna need some lovin til she leaves. just don't get attached like a retard



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 7 2004 8:29PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
ns is the best place to get advice
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Apr 8 2004 1:46PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Look at my pic.

Thats what they want

I AM MAN.

My phat ride to pick up a date is a bike built for 2.





“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Apr 8 2004 1:49PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
tall
good skier
nice hair
good shoes
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skiing=radical

my drinking team has a skiing problem
Apr 8 2004 6:34PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
^good shoes?



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
Apr 8 2004 6:39PM
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