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Crystal Mountain is Badass and Entirely Not Homosexual

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Djosh11
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Thought i'd make this thread to point out that Crystal is in fact not just for rich snobby skiers and it is actually a great place to ski.
So go ahead, start bashing it. Or supporting it, either way. Although im expecting more of the first choice...
Jul 15 2010 11:59PM
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Scott29~
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I've never even heard of it before. I think you have the wrong forum~
Jul 16 2010 1:01AM
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Djosh11
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
No I definitely don't, this is in the washington forum, Crystal is in washington. right by Mt. Rainier. 35 minutes away from Enumclaw and about an hour from Seattle.
Jul 16 2010 1:45PM
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PJS.
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he jokin fool.
Jul 16 2010 4:54PM
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Scott29~
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Why would I be joking? Hes full of shit look at google maps there is no crystal mtn anywhere near mt rainier~
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Jul 16 2010 5:01PM
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family_vacation
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That's not right. Mt. Rainer is the only mountain by Mt. Rainer. Could you be thinking about the Crystal Mountain ski area?

http://www.crystalmountain.com/winter
Jul 16 2010 10:55PM
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bardissono
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Thank you, crystal doesn't get the credit it deserves, its an awesome place to ski, I think they're looking kinda desperate with the whole park thing, It's gonna be really small and make the queens chair even more crowded than it already is. Thats my only real problem, Crystal mountain freeride is amazing
Jul 17 2010 12:30AM
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NOSNOWJUSTICE
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 83

Wait..... wha???

RAINIER ESSPLODED?!?!?!?

Jul 17 2010 12:32AM
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family_vacation
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What the fuck are you talking about? The guy who made the thread is talking about a place that does not even exist.
Jul 17 2010 12:44AM
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Djosh11
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Jul 17 2010 1:26AM
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NOSNOWJUSTICE
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That worked
Jul 17 2010 1:27AM
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Djosh11
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I know, quite well.
Jul 17 2010 1:30AM
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family_vacation
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How would it work? You can't map a non-existent location.
Jul 17 2010 3:29AM
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Dukeybrains
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Crystal gets all the credit it deserves and then some
Jul 17 2010 3:24PM
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Djosh11
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
I now, it's in imaginary location. That's why it worked. And your running joke abot how Crystal doesn't exist isn't very funny...
Jul 17 2010 7:39PM
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cobra_commander
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Ya, there is no crystal mt.

Scotts right. the rest of you are gay.
Jul 17 2010 7:43PM
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Jooky
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The secret park is on the secret mountain...duh.
Jul 21 2010 10:37AM
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lanny94
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its just like its sister mountain cypress mountain
Jul 25 2010 12:50AM
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Jooky
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Shhh....don't tell anyone about the secret cypress...
Jul 26 2010 10:48AM
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MothaHucker
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crystal is definately the best big mountain in all of washington inbounds skiing.
Aug 9 2010 11:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I think you mean not entirely homosexual. I've definitely been jeered at by 30 year old Boeing employee's laughing at my Maden AK's in the lift line when there was an inch of fresh. Its got great terrain, shame about most of the people that ski there.
Aug 11 2010 8:53PM
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cobra_commander
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did he look like the guy from Narnia?
Aug 11 2010 11:30PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114

i was riding salomon guns at crystal this last year and somebody on the chairlift commented on how wide they were.........

Aug 11 2010 11:30PM
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cobra_commander
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I wasn't skiing anything at crystal last year... probably not gonna change.
Aug 11 2010 11:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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You rebel scum.
Aug 11 2010 11:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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You didnt ski at all last year.
Aug 11 2010 11:50PM
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cobra_commander
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Look who's talking. I probably skied 2x the days you did. Plus I skied with Mr. Wren, so I win.
Aug 11 2010 11:56PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114

one ski is now rockered too!!!!

just gotta crash some more to even em out.

Aug 12 2010 12:07AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I got in 25, 20 of those after April. And I skied with Josh Anderson, registered prooooooooooooo. Suck mah dick.

Also, Kyle, we need to get you on some skis man.
Aug 12 2010 12:09AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114

in the process of accumulating paychecks.

j'mos and caylors definitely at the top of the list.

Aug 12 2010 12:18AM
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cobra_commander
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after April does not count.

I'll pass on the dick.
Aug 12 2010 12:31AM
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sdfjklioeur
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late march-early may was epic. so much rain the first four months.

Aug 12 2010 12:49AM
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