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The Unthreadworthy Thread

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Juice.Doctor
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in this thread you can ask questions you have about skiing that aren't big enough to make a thread about. ill start with: how long does it take for a windells edit to come out once the session ends?

or will next years saga be insulated, or just a shell?
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Schlop
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serious? it's the bruise left on your neck (or elsewhere) from making out. I hope it's sarcasm
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1337
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it is, from their facebook:

Just so we are clear.....
ON3P Skis = "Oh En Three Pee" Skis.
Just say it out.
15 years ago
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quixotic
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there we go. something didn't seem right with what I posted before. Kinda confusing name.
15 years ago
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585.
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why is ski gear so expensive?
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steep
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why is tom wallisch so good? zomg
15 years ago
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Gfunkrussell
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dirty dirt dirt.
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141

;)

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smile=]
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who was the first member on NS?
15 years ago
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
will fulltilts cure my shinbang?
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*Dos*Planker*
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no one answered my question :(
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pRETTyLight5
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will I ever become SpOncorDizEDD!11?
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Jamestown
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I'm right handed.
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Skibumsmith
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it's true. buy fulltilts
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eastcoastplanker
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how do you moonwalk on transformice?
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Common_Cents
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Is sticking a hot dog up your butt a sin??

What's it mean to "Wax a guy's ski pole."???

Seriously though
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Doug.
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You don't want to know.
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Wobby
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whats the song from the new matchstick teaser?
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Myfirstname.
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O-N-3-P, say every letter. Eventually it becomes natural, even if it's a bitch at first haha.
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Moon_Park
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Why doesn't America give out visas for longer than 90 days? - so I can go skiing for a whole winter season
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Algebra
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why are freeze pops so good?
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MichSteeze
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the world may never know
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3R1C
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How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?
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broto
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you can't just go and hit chads, you have no idea.

if i buy xxxxl jiberish and next years afterbangz, will i automatically get 1000x better?
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julski
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does anyone know if next years saga lobster is red or orange?
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Juice.Doctor
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im pretty sure its orange. because i saw t barnes and collins with next years stuff and it was definitely orange. so yeah orange
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HamFaceGirl
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what is the length of Tam Wamsticks dick?
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bardissono
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 Me
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finchski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 621
Click for larger image
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Baskin.
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do most people out there enjoy Ns for the skiing or just the hilarious hate and cruel jokes?
15 years ago
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treebeard
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lol @ you still taking this thread seriously.
15 years ago
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natty.
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did OJ do it?
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RickAstley
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No I think it's like Oh-Enn-Three-Pee
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TastyZ
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Who is the real Tom Wallish?
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Sitch.
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whos coming to D-splash weekend session 1 ??
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Jamestown
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Why don't the guys in 4bi9 hold true to their name? I heard most of them don't even drink or smoke.

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MAPLE_SYRUP
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is Giray Dadali related to Ahmet Dadali???
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585.
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why do most good looking lesbians date a completely butch looking lesbian?
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Common_Cents
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Because the butch ones have more meat on their bones? and more meat in their shirts?? im just ball parkin
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muFFn
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If you eat pasta and then antipasta, are you full?
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canterbury
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why can't muFFn spell antipasto?
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WikiWiki
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can you divide by 0



blackhole created
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muFFn
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Because Firefox failed to correct me.


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KevinC
Posts: 289 - Karma: 82
sorry if this is an obvious question but with ski measurements, is it measured from tip to tail the long way or the short way, like underneath or on top?  and what about poles? from top of the handle to the end of the point or what? thanks
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Willard
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why has my mouth been bleeding for the last 9 year
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Elmo.
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hahah i kno u did... i had 2 jump on it lol
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PeterWojnar
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If twenty seven dresses were an action movie, would it be like Ocean's Eleven, but with 27 dresses?
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willy_baller
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Anywhere between 141-799 approximatly 12.7649 minutes
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i.ski.NC
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Am I gay?
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SweatyBallShack
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You own a blue BMW. You're gay.
15 years ago
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^BEANS^
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Why do ingrown toe nails suck so bad? How can i get rid of it. beseides chopping my toe off?
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