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GORlLLA
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LYSOL® Disinfectant Spray is an EPA registered disinfectant that kills more than 99.9% of illness causing bacteria and viruses.


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Jul 15 2010 1:37PM
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FBGM
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bahahahahahahaha
Jul 15 2010 1:37PM
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1337
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Jul 15 2010 1:39PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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haha its even better than the cards that sing
Jul 15 2010 1:41PM
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jeremy.g
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that is an awesome card idea man
Jul 15 2010 1:42PM
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theBearJew
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awesome idea, (c) that shit before you get it stolen!
Jul 15 2010 1:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Wait, so it sprays alcohol in your face when you open the card?
Jul 15 2010 1:45PM
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pmw
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the alcohol can be substituted with semen, if you so choose to do so
Jul 15 2010 1:45PM
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Hemulen.
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bahahahah
Jul 15 2010 1:47PM
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bitchezluv=]
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does it come with the option of also substituting the semen for battery acid?
Jul 15 2010 1:49PM
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Peter.
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hahahaha people sick in a hospital bed will love opening this card
Jul 15 2010 1:49PM
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garrettwiz
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blindness may occur.
Jul 15 2010 1:50PM
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pmw
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you cum battery acid?
well you are just fucked up.
Jul 15 2010 1:50PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Wait... I thought everyone cums battery acid...
Jul 15 2010 1:58PM
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pmw
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then why do i waste my money on batteries?!?!?!
Jul 15 2010 2:00PM
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Hemulen.
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I dont..
Jul 15 2010 2:03PM
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Slinger1x1
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that's the "get pregnant soon" card
Jul 15 2010 2:07PM
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pmw
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<3
Jul 15 2010 2:09PM
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breckfreeskier
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Brilliant!
Jul 15 2010 2:09PM
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1337
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I decided to help you out a bit and throw the disclaimer label on the card, so the patents office knows its legit. Thought the inside would be the right place for it
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Jul 15 2010 2:10PM
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garrettwiz
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inspired by my post?
Jul 15 2010 2:20PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Jul 15 2010 2:21PM
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