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What to do with 503 golf balls?
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i was golfing with my brother and my friend. on the 9th hole there was a river in between the fairway and green. for some reason, i crossed the river and long story short we all ended up with a total of 503 balls.
so now we just need to figure out something to do with them. ideas?
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have your own version of ping pong show, but it would be golf ball show
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this is a very logical one....
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go to a public library. almost every library i have been to has ridicuolisly big staircases. I wouldnt use all of them because you might want to save some for another prank or who knows what, but role that shit down the stairs. But whatever you do make sure to take a video so we can see what havoc and chaos you caused.
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at 20 cents a piece split up 3 ways? I'll pass cause that's only like 49 bucks
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walk around in a city and try to put as many as possible into someone´s pants without him or anyone else noticing
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not gonna look through three pages to see if it's been said but SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS
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its been said. page one? its NS, doesnt take long for that to be said
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break the world record of how many you can put into your mouth at one time? haha
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do you even golf often willard?
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theres no skyscrapers in alaska.
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still dont understand.... and im thinking relly HARD
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this. you can sell 20 for around 40 bucks i believe. selling golf balls is super easy and kinda fun to collect them
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Golf? maybe they are golf balls
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most logical answer
also the leas fun
cannon sounds awesome
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hmm. why sell em so cheap? pull out the expensive ones...sell those/keep em...build cannons then shoot them off a sky scraper while shoving em in your ass/mouth meanwhile your posting them on ebay and someones hitting them into the ocean accross the world??? superrr profit!! orrrrr play an ass load of golf...start a sick ass collection...
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